Praise the words of the group leader

We have all joined one or more groups. Do you have anything to say to the group owner? The following are the praises I compiled for you. I hope you like them!

If the owner receives this message and proves that the owner's mobile phone has been infected with virus, please take out the mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2. Tell a story to the group. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He was so stupid that he only shook his head or answered any questions asked by others. No? Have you heard this story?

3. dung beetles mosquitoes fall in love. Lang: What is the occupation of the group owner? Mosquito: Nurse, injection, where is the owner? Dung beetles smiled and said, Fate, my colleague, I am a pill maker in the Chinese Medicine Bureau.

　4、? Can't put it down? It means that you like it too much to let go, so the group owner should say it loudly to the person he likes? Cann't put it down? Try shouting a few more times and it will definitely have an effect.

5. I heard that the group owner has no SMS function, so I sent this SMS experiment. If the group owner receives it and confirms that it has the SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me; I have it, it belongs to the owner!

6. I heard that the owner of the group spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and excitedly ran to the expert for identification. As a result, the expert seriously said to the owner: Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? It was last week! ?

7. I heard that the owner of the group made a fortune and paid off all his foreign debts, so it's time to return the half rubber I borrowed in primary school, plus the interest for so many years, the owner of the group should return me a tire.

8. It's wood that makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who are trained, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who are reading short messages!

9. Send an email to the group owner for fear that the group owner will pretend not to see it; Call the group owner and don't know what to say; I had to send a text message to tell the owner: Is the owner boy awesome now? How long has it been since you paid my respects?

1. The boss said to the dismissed workers. I heard that the crowd mainly went to the cemetery to spit on my grave after I died? The worker said: Don't worry, I changed my mind. I don't have the patience to wait in line. ?

11. Xiaohong: When I grow up, I will be a doctor to relieve my compatriots! Xiaoming: When I grow up, I will be a judge, punishing evil and promoting good for my compatriots. The teacher asked Xiaobao: Where is the group owner? Xiao Bao thought about it and said, I want to be a compatriot!

12. The most romantic thing I think of is saying to the group owner in the early morning: The group owner is beautiful! Excellent! Great! I think this will make the owners happy all day. But I can't do it often, because lying often is not good.

13, tea, drink strong until the fragrance is especially good; Road, to go hard until the bitter comes sweet; People should have deep feelings and love until the next life; Pig feet, fresh! Hey! This one with a mobile phone is not bad.

14. itchy ears? That means I'm thinking about the group owner! Itchy eyes? That means I want to see the owner! Itchy mouth? That means I want to kiss the owner! Itching? That means? Don't be ridiculous, you have lice, take a shower!

15. How can we put the owner's left hand completely in the right trouser pocket worn by the owner, and at the same time put the owner's right hand completely in the left trouser pocket worn by the owner? Answer: Just wear your pants inside out.

16. Meeting the group owner may be the arrangement of heaven, and everything is so natural. The group owner came from the crowd and looked me up and down with deep eyes until I was flushed. The group owner said faintly: No fortune telling.

17. In an opaque night, a stout man brutally killed and dismembered the group owner! The police arrested him the next day, but the damn guy was charged with slaughtering pigs privately.

18. The female earthworm and the centipede were discovered by the male earthworm, and the male earthworm was deeply saddened: Why? Am I not good enough for the group owner? The female earthworm retorted: what a shame! You haven't even hugged me for so long!

19. Since I met the group owner, the group owner should be very clear about his position in my heart. Except for the group owner, others are a pile of shit in my eyes, but the group owner is different, because the group owner? It's two piles

2. I heard that the group owner has been on TV recently, which is not bad! The group owner is really photogenic, with his lively appearance, confident momentum and cute words and deeds. I knew for a long time that the group starring Monkey Brother would be ok!

It is recommended to spoof the group leader.

1. At noon on the weeding day, the mine buried the soil, and the group leader came to dance and fried it to 25!

2. The face of the group owner is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and the eyes of the group owner are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu Zhishen's and my affection is longer than Guan Yunchang's, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

　3、? Can't put it down? It means that you like it too much to let go, so the group owner should say it loudly to the person he likes? Cann't put it down? Try shouting a few more times and it will definitely have an effect.

4. Money is a useful thing, but it will only bring happiness to the owners when they feel satisfied. So the owner should give me the extra money: don't move, rob!

5. I heard that group owners are awesome! I have raised wolves, spared tigers and danced with orangutans! Go south! Break through the north! I ran over my leg on the train track! I have drunk water in the toilet! And kissed the donkey!

6. I heard that the owner of the group made a fortune and paid off all his foreign debts, so it's time to return the half rubber I borrowed in primary school, plus the interest for so many years, the owner of the group should return me a tire.

7. I heard that the owner of the group spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and excitedly ran to the expert for identification. As a result, the expert seriously said to the owner: Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? It was last week! ?

8. It rained one day in a mental hospital. Many patients were taking a bath in the rain. Only the group owner was watching by the window sill alone. The dean asked curiously: What is the group owner doing? A: I'll wait until the water is hot!

9. The turtle and the snake went to the movies with only one ticket. The turtle put the snake around his neck. When entering the park, the ticket inspector said, Stop. Tortoise and snake panicked, and the ticket inspector sarcastically said, Look at the turtle of the group owner, wearing a tie!

1. Send an email to the group owner for fear that the group owner will pretend not to see it; Call the group owner and don't know what to say; I had to send a text message to tell the owner: Is the owner boy awesome now? How long has it been since you paid my respects?

11. Life that doesn't aim at happiness is nonsense. Love that doesn't end in marriage will break up sooner or later. It's best not to do a job that doesn't reward you with a raise. Who will read the information that doesn't think about flirting!

12. Wukong developed tourism in Huaguoshan, and Wujing also raised tortoise in Liushahe. Master, I have written a book about the journey of learning from the scriptures! Everyone is very concerned about the group owner, so I ask my teacher to say hello. Are you all right, Bajie?

13. Boss, you can't press CTRL+C on your home computer, and then press CTRL+V on your company computer, even for the same article? No, no, not even an expensive computer.

14. I miss the group owner! Oh, if you accidentally sent it by mistake, it will be sent anyway. If the owner accepts it, save it. If the owner doesn't accept it, please send these four words back to me, thank you!

15. When you are a person, you must pay attention to the following: 1. Second, it's a big deal. It's a big deal. Ah, I don't understand! The owner of the group has suffered from illiteracy all his life!

16. Measure the window and the bed. Jump on the bed to measure the window and lean against the wall to measure the bed. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't read well, you will hit the wall.

17. Xiaohong: When I grow up, I will be a doctor to relieve my compatriots! Xiaoming: When I grow up, I will be a judge, punishing evil and promoting good for my compatriots. The teacher asked Xiaobao: Where is the group owner? Xiao Bao thought about it and said, I want to be a compatriot!

18. Husband and wife are fighting for the remote control. Husband: group owners don't go into the kitchen to cook at all. Why should they watch cooking programs? Not to be outdone, the wife retorted, the group owner has never played football, so why should he watch a football match?

19. My friends said I was a handsome guy, but I refused to admit it. Finally, they gave me thousands of dollars, and I reluctantly agreed! To be honest, I don't want to have this title, but I am forced to do so in front of money!

2. One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why didn't they say hello? Answer: Because they are unfamiliar.

21. itchy ears? That means I'm thinking about the group owner! Itchy eyes? That means I want to see the owner! Itchy mouth? That means I want to kiss the owner! Itching? That means? Don't be ridiculous, you have lice, take a shower!

22. The female earthworm and the centipede were discovered by the male earthworm, and the male earthworm was deeply saddened: Why? Am I not good enough for the group owner? The female earthworm retorted: what a shame! You haven't even hugged me for so long!

23. Throw out the group owner, pick it up, throw it out, pick it up, throw it out and pick it up. The owner of the sleeper group is missing! Everybody look for it! Where's the owner? Forget it! Stop picking it up! It's not worth much anyway!

24. Since I met the group owner, the group owner should be very clear about his position in my heart. Except for the group owner, others are a pile of shit in my eyes, but the group owner is different, because the group owner? It's two piles

25. One river is spring water and one Jiang Tao, and one mountain is higher than the other. Send a message to Cao Bao, who must take out his mobile phone and look down. After reading it, it's not difficult to forward it, and his fingers run as fast as electricity. I'd like to turn it back to me!

26. In an opaque night, a stout man brutally killed and dismembered the group owner! The police arrested him the next day, but the damn guy was charged with slaughtering pigs privately.

27. The group owner always says that I am worthless, and I can't make two sentences with one stick. I can't sleep and complain that the moon is too shining, which makes the group owner dissatisfied, but I am also interested. Come on, put on the ring quickly? 48K pure iron?

28. When the weekend comes, send the group owner a steamed stuffed bun. Friendship is the skin, the first layer inside is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is all wishes come true! By the way, the fourth floor is the IOU written by the group owner. Pay back the money quickly, baby!

29. I heard that the group owner has been on TV recently, which is not bad! The group owner is really photogenic, with his lively appearance, confident momentum and cute words and deeds. I knew for a long time that the group starring Monkey Brother would be ok!

3. A pupil's composition: Every morning, my parents and I go our separate ways, and at night, we reach the same goal. When my grades were not good, my father was in the same room and beat me to the ground. My mother stood by and never did anything brave.