Collect the funniest text message jokes!!!Urgent!!!

1. One morning my boss called me and asked me why I hadn’t arrived at the company yet. I opened the window and deliberately let the noisy sound come into the phone, saying: We'll be there soon! Talking on the phone while driving can cause an accident. The boss said: Damn girl, I’m calling your landline! 2. The computer startup password is set to S B W U (the boss’s surname is Wu) and he scolds him once a day for entering the password. Once when he asked for leave to hand over work, he accidentally told his boss the password. The boss asked: Why is your password S B W U? A colleague had an idea and blurted out: Samba...

3. The boss of a certain company: I am the leader in the company. Friend: I believe that. But what about at home? Boss: Of course I am the boss too. Friend: What about your wife? Boss: She is the neck. Friend: Then why? Boss: Because if you want to turn your head, you have to obey your neck. 4. Employees of a certain department gathered for a dinner and set up two tables. The hairy crabs on the leader's table are wild and small; the hairy crabs on the employees' table are farmed and large. The leader was very angry, and the office director hurriedly explained: Their table was raised by humans!

5. The manager of a certain company asked his secretary to forward an official document to the boss: Report to the boss that there will be a batch of orders in Europe next month, and I think the company needs to bring someone to have a meeting with them.

The boss briefly signed at the back of the official document: Go a head.

After the manager received it, he immediately instructed his subordinates to buy a plane and plan an itinerary, while he packed his luggage.

On the day of departure, I was stopped by the secretary.

Secretary: What do you want to do?

Manager: Going to Europe for a meeting!

Secretary: Does the boss agree?

Manager: Didn’t the boss tell me to go a head?

Secretary: You have been in the company for so long, don’t you still know your boss’s English proficiency? The boss means to get rid of him!

6. When the female secretary was sitting on the lap of the company boss, the boss’s wife suddenly appeared at the door. The boss immediately said sternly to the female secretary: In short, no matter how difficult it is, a company cannot have only one chair.

7. The leader asked employees: What is the most painful thing about Valentine’s Day? Employee replied: No lover to celebrate the holidays with. The employee's superior replied: Wrong, there are many lovers who want to spend time with you! The leader said: Wrong. It's your lover who is finding someone else to live with! Answer: Leaders are still the best!

8. Xiao Wang is a temporary employee of a certain agency. The leader talked to him: "Although you are a temporary employee, you should hold yourself to the standards of a regular employee." Xiao Wang said happily: " Great, I don’t have to come to work every day!”

10. The leader of a certain company held a discussion with employees to examine the situation of Manager X. Leader: "What shortcomings does your manager ”