What are the jokes about rising oil prices?

The joke about rising oil prices is as follows:

1. During the dinner, I talked about the price increase of gasoline. My friend patted his thigh and said excitedly, haha, fortunately, I just bought a 1000 yuan gas card yesterday!

I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. Otherwise, how can my dog ride a camel? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel?

Sure enough, Santa Claus is the most economical, so I'd better keep more dogs.

4. People of all ethnic groups in China welcomed the rise in oil prices, and said that there was no pressure and little impact. Hearing that oil prices have risen again for no reason, ordinary people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other and applaud.

Gasoline is expensive, so the public has no choice but to pay for it.

6. Well, the price of oil has gone up, and cremation is very popular among the rich. If someone dies at home and is not cremated with gasoline, they are embarrassed to say hello when they go out.