April Fool's Day Blessing SMS

April Fool's Day is full of fun. Let's make fun of it. The following is a blessing message for April Fool's Day. I hope you like it!

1. Your hobby is shopping and watching beautiful women drool; My pet is a turtle. It barks like a sheep. Your dream is to be a father without work and rest every day. The holiday is coming, I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Career will not be sought after? Stupid? Never love? Stupid? Confused eyes, often sitting and collecting? Stupid? Weng Zhili, the financial resources are rolling year after year? Stupid? Good luck has a knot every day? Stupid? . Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

3. April Fool's Day should be spent like this: make up some lies, say some crazy words, brag some big words, mix some lies, add some empty words, say some nonsense, make some jokes, talk some nonsense, and finally come up with an old saying: Happy April Fool's Day!

I saw you last week, surrounded by several tall and handsome boys, and some of them even touched you. I am heartbroken: Is this the way to look good? What a poor puppy! Happy April Fool's Day!

Information is flying all over the sky these days, but it has widened our distance. I send you my blessing, but you are afraid to scold you. I want you to believe me again: in fact, we humans are not as bad as you think! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. I wonder where you are? Are you hungry? I know it's hard out there. You must be in pain. Come back early! I promise you will never use that leash to restrict your freedom again! Happy April Fool's Day!

It's sunny and breezy outside, and I can't help thinking of you again. You are so special and striking. Wherever you go, you almost 100% turn your head. Did you go out streaking again? Happy April Fool's Day!

I saw you the other day. You are very uncomfortable sitting in the sun. I asked: What are you doing? Your mysterious smile: shh, keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. I am the wind, which will quietly take away your troubles; I am the rain, which will quietly water your heart; I am Xue, and I will dress you spotless; I am hail, and I will beat you out of the water! Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Although you are not tall, you have a great figure. Your eyes are not good, but cool enough; But when people see you, why do they shout in horror: Run, the bear is coming! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. I really want to ask you a question, but I dare not say it in person. In this quiet and lonely night, I have so many thoughts that I can't sleep. I have to send you a text message: Did you hear that you won the race with the rabbit? Happy April Fool's Day!

12. You were so gentle, lying quietly in my arms without saying a word, and inadvertently took away my sincere heart! You stole my heart. No wonder some people say that my heart was eaten by a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!

13. When I finished reading the short message you sent me, I suddenly realized how much affection you used for me! Memory is so unforgettable! You can't forget me! I finally decided: turn it off and piss you off! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. The cold current strikes, the fallen leaves roll in the autumn wind, and you tremble in the autumn wind; I resolutely walked to your side, gritted my teeth and took off my coat for you: hurry up! Take it to wash and do something to warm it up. Happy April Fool's Day!

15. From today on, I will love you more: I will get you food when I am hungry, drink water when I am thirsty, keep you warm when I am cold, and make you happy when I am unhappy. I heard that you are going to catch a cold. I even learn veterinary medicine very well! Happy April Fool's Day!

16. Every time I see your beautiful image and your big eyes, my heart beats faster, my breathing becomes shortness, and I can't speak. Finally, I shouted: Wow, what a big frog! Happy April Fool's Day!

17. I've heard a lot about you. Animals and birds dare not be your neighbors. You will step on the mountain with one foot. Today, you are still famous. Show dinosaur skills when you get angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

18. You and him, lingering in the cold wind, stung my heart like a thorn! Forgetting, why are you so heartless? Why do you have the heart to be fickle Leave me alone in the cold wind and ice? Come back, scarf! Happy April Fool's Day!

19. It is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung a jade photo of you on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die. After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run quickly.

20. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Now bacteria are striding through your body in uniform?

2 1. Yesterday, someone said behind your back that you were banned and wanted to report and isolate you. To this end, I fought with them: really, you can't say what people are like just because they look like?

22. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created rice. God knows you have no friends, so he created me. God knows there are no idiots in this world. By the way, he created you. Happy April Fool's Day.

23. Shanglian: Nowadays, it is difficult for guests to ask for gifts, send messages and believe things. Call friends, beware; Where's the cell phone? I can't tell you the truth, but I can't believe it I text and flirt. Horizontal batch: Happy April Fool's Day!

24. There is a can of oil and a basket of beans. The mouse smells the oil and beans. Climb into tanks, jump into baskets and steal oil and beans. Happy and flustered, my feet slipped and my body shook. Plop, one fell into the jar? .

26. Ancient copper coins, hanging door curtains; Screen height, straw cutter; The hay cutter is fast and cuts vegetables; Green vegetables, buy a bow; Bow without strings, buy a boat; The ship has no head, buy a cow; Cows have no claws, buy a horse; Horses without saddles, buy kites; A kite has no belly, so buy a rabbit. Rabbits have no hooves. Buy a chicken. Chickens don't crow, dogs don't bite, and civet cats steal to eat.

27. The melon at the foot of Dongshan Mountain is called white gourd, the melon on the West Lake is called watermelon, the melon outside Nantianmen is called pumpkin, and what about the melon on the sand beside Nice Lake? Stupid? Nisagua? Oh! Haha, just kidding, how are you?

28. Outside the south gate, there is a noodle restaurant facing south, with a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door of the noodle restaurant. I chose the blue cotton curtain, looked at the noodle restaurant facing south, hung the blue cotton curtain, and looked at the noodle restaurant facing south.

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry, it's a gift from my immortal brother, and you'll be happy from now on? Live a carefree and happy life because? Stupid.

30. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

3 1. What's in Huangdi Neijing? Five pains? It is like this: long-term vision hurts blood, long-term lying hurts gas, long-term sitting hurts meat, long-term standing hurts bones, and long-term walking hurts tendons. In fact, the most painful thing is to send a text message for a long time, but you don't reply? Sad!

32. I want to say that I love you too rashly. I want to say that I think you are too straightforward. I want to say that I love you too bluntly. I want to keep your thoughts in my heart and miss you day by day. Today is your festival, I wish you endless happiness for fools.

33. At that meeting, one of my eyes never left you. I am fortunate to be your bosom friend. Miss you for the second time, homesickness is like a river, with scattered memories and a happy heart. I spoke. Today is April Fool's Day.

34. I thought we were going to attend the Zodiac Festival in April 1 day! Rats, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, chickens and dogs are all here. They asked me to send a message asking if you would come.

35. Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to sing, some people spend money to massage, some people spend money to buy a car, some people spend money to have fun, so I spend money to chat. You also have a free and easy holiday, don't you? Happy April Fool's Day!

36. In a rainy season, I met Rain Man, you; In a quiet lake, I met a fisherman, who is also you; In the month of every year, I only send my blessing to one person, fool, happy holidays.

37. Don't fool me. I'm just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, I must live well, okay? Stupid? I wish you a stupid job, no pressure, a smart life and no temper. April Fool's Day? Stupid? People are really blessed to have fun together!

38. Real gold is not afraid of flames; Pine trees are never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; Idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

Let me tell you a story! A farmer raised a row of pigs and one day found that one was missing. Looking for it for a long time, he couldn't find it. Finally, he found the pig hiding in the corner and reading the SMS!

40. I was always bullied by you before, but I couldn't beat you; Say, say but you; Play, play but you. All the grudges left over from now will be returned to you on April Fool's Day. Wish you a happy holiday!

4 1. The first lover is a brand-new version; The revival of old love is a refurbished version; Cohabitation before marriage is a trial version; The wedding night is sincere; The Golden House is a collector's edition; Falling in love with widows is a revised edition; Seducing a wife is piracy.

42. Today is April Fool's Day, so you should be careful. Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

43. Your quality is as strong as plum blossom, your personality is as subtle as glacier, you have convincing connotation, and you are surprisingly calm, so we call you respectfully? Mei Chuan is cool? ! Happy April Fool's Day!

44. On April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Occasionally a little silly, happiness will accompany you!

45. It is a pleasure to miss you! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you is immediate. Happy April Fool's Day!

You are fresh and refined, you have the best temperament, you are noble and elegant, you are beautiful and moving, you have a great figure, you are cute and everyone loves you? Like a flower? Happy April Fool's Day!

47. April Fool's Day is here. Can I give you one? Lucky grass? May luck and happiness be with you; Send you a song? Happy rumors? May you sing happily every day; Give you one? Tumbler? , is that okay? Flattery? Don't fall; Give you one? Pistachio? May you be happy and silly; Hehehe, bless the elder brothers, happy, endless, endless.

48. A wise man thinks everything on the bright side and thinks happy things with joy, which naturally leads to a happy life; Fools think the worst of everything, and the more they think about it, the more bitter it will be, and eventually it will become a troubled life. Everything in the world is between your own thoughts. When we look at the world with the heart of a saint, everyone is a saint; Look at people with a wicked heart, everyone is a thief. Dude, you are smart, but do you have to be April Fool's Day? Stupid? Quick? oh

49. You have charmed thousands of girls, your IQ is superior, your quality is excellent, your morality is the highest, tell a little lie. Stupid? Don't take it seriously if you are joking. April Fool's Day wishes you endless happiness and happiness!

50. when April fool's day comes, you will meet acquaintances to avoid, beautiful women to suck, bosses to be polite, friends to protect themselves, and family members to smile and text messages? The fox's tail is finally exposed. If you get caught, you can't run away!

5 1. In order not to let you touch the scene, we use text messages every April Fool's Day. Mental retardation? Representative? Stupid? , use? The brain is underdeveloped? Representative? Stupid? , use? Primary stage of intelligence? Representative? Stupid? Is it tactful enough?

52. Since April Fool's Day? Stupid? Why are you unhappy? Stupid? You have fun! May your income remain the same every year? Stupid? , the mood every day? Stupid? Please, family? Stupid? Deepwater conditions, opportunities? Stupid? Endley, friendship? Stupid? Center of gravity, wealth? Stupid? More and more, good luck comes unexpectedly? Stupid? Think about it, fame and fortune? Stupid? Hu Xiao, wisdom? Stupid? Playing hard to get, huh? Stupid? Take? Stupid? Begging, happiness? Stupid? Endless taste, life? Stupid? Make a scene!

This short message is specially made for April Fool's Day. Smart people will become stupid and cute when they receive it, and fools will become stupid when they receive it. Whether you get rid of it successfully or not, you will get a lucky one. Is it okay? Stupid? Coming? Stupid? Happy!

54. I didn't bless you on Valentine's Day, for fear that you might misunderstand; April Fool's Day didn't bless you, for fear that you would collapse; I didn't bless you on Women's Day for fear that you would be ashamed. I didn't bless you on Mother's Day for fear that you would cry. But I must bless you today: Father's Day, may you be intoxicated!

55. Shuai Shuai is a handsome guy, and everyone should be the eldest brother, the taxi driver is the eldest brother, and the message reader is the pig.

This tongue twister is the most difficult to sing. We sang that there were forty-four lions in front of the mountain and forty-four purple persimmon trees behind it. Forty-four lions in front of the mountain ate the astringent persimmon of forty-four purple persimmon trees behind the mountain, and forty-four lions in front of the mountain died of the astringent persimmon of forty-four purple persimmon trees behind the mountain.

57. This is the last short message I can send on my mobile phone. I finally left you the most precious thing, because there's something I've always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it? Help me charge!

58. Someone saw you yesterday. You are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

59. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

60. Shall we date? Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go for a walk with you and listen to the sound of the sea, I will take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down.

6 1. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always enjoy eating, and you always fall asleep while sleeping. I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

I hope all the girls in the world find a good boy. I hope all the boys in the world live in luxurious houses. May all children in the world be scholars. I wish you lovely, prosperous business, smart and word-of-mouth spread all over the world!

63. Wife: I thought my figure was my figure and my physique was my physique. There are beautiful mountains and rivers in front, cliffs on the side and bright flowers in the back, don't you think Dave: Yes, but your soil and water conservation is a failure.

64. Good luck is everywhere in the warm sun in winter. I wish you a happy life and earn more money from your work. Enjoy the good times of the previous year, and happiness will spread everywhere with the wind. May you be proud and happy and good luck every day. Dear, happy holidays!

65. Dear husband: You always say that I am hopelessly romantic. Without you, I wouldn't have so many romantic feelings. The rose of love blooms only for you!

Husband, put down your mental burden and face your troubles easily, and everything will be fine. Don't forget that there are people you love most who encourage and support you behind your back.

There are only three words to tell you: I love you, and I don't want to lose you in the unknown future! Dear, happy holidays!

68. I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I'm obsessed with your love, I love you, I'm dying! Dear, happy holidays!

69. It's really hard to tell the time, and the north wind makes it worse. Although you and I are separated from Chung Shan Man, you should pay attention to the message: put on more clothes and eat something light! Life and work should be lightened, and perfect love should be romantic! Dear, happy holidays!

When I come, please let the sunshine wait for you to wake up. When I leave, let the moonlight outside the window accompany you. I put my blessings and happiness on your pillow, don't forget to accept them. Please believe: I have always been there and never left! Miss you! Dear, I hope you are happy every day!

7 1. In this affectionate season, I really want to send you a bouquet of blooming roses and countless blessings! I hope that the fragrance of this rose can vaguely exude gentle care and thoughts for you.

On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fell, I ran to step on it? Two feet!

73. I've been trying to say three words to you these days, but I'm afraid even ordinary friends can't do it, so I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

74. Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

75. due to? Peace? In order to prevent the phone from being damaged, please turn it off for a week to ensure safety!

76. Measure the window and bed, jump on the bed to measure the window and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the window. Windows are longer than beds and beds are longer than walls, so walls are longer than beds. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.

One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today because. . . You are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

78. Today, we have enlivened and opened up, and the rules have been put aside. A gentleman can go to the beam, and a villain can go out of the wall. ? Second child? My heart lit up, mistress? Enter the classroom. Realize all your dreams, and friends will lie to you without consulting. Happy April Fool's Day!

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