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A summary of funny blessing text messages for Singles’ Day 2023

The temptation is far away. They are urban men and women; they are young bachelors who have already set their hearts but are still far away. Being enthusiastic is a characteristic, being free and unrestrained is a characteristic, being independent is a trait, and being alone is just a specialty! I wish you: Happy and eye-catching Singles’ Day! ~~Do these sentences apply to you? I have specially collected and organized a summary of funny blessing text messages for Singles' Day 2023. Please read and share with your friends!

1. Someone asked the doctor: "Excuse me, doctor, how can I live to be 100 years old?" "First, quit drinking." "I never drink." "Second, quit sex." "I am not attractive to women at all." "Third, eat less meat." "I am a vegetarian!" "Then why do you want to live so long?"

2. The doctor said to the patient: "You need to eat more fish, because fish contains more phosphorus." "Doctor, I just want you to help me cure my disease, but I don't want to glow at night!!"

3. "I have bad news for you," the doctor said to the patient, "You are in critical condition." "Oh my God!" the man said in panic, "How long can I live?" "Ten..." the doctor said. "Ten what?" the patient interrupted, "Ten days? Ten months? Ten years?" "Nine," the doctor said, "eight, seven, six..."

4. Friends take off their clothes : Life is a good road! Happiness takes off the "light": troubles break up with you! The connections are stripped of their "glow": the wealth is yours! Singles' Day is here, I wish your relationship will be "light" as soon as possible: happiness and sweetness will last forever!

5. The autumn wind is strong once a year, and the festival of sticks is coming today and tonight. You and I are still alone, only one person goes in and out. I am alone and lonely, hoping for someone to come and care for me. I wonder where my beloved is? I hope you can bury me in the grave as soon as possible! Brother, have you eaten the meal this morning? Have you washed the dirty clothes? Have you had enough of these lonely days? My dear wife, Are you married? Singles' Day is here. If you haven't already, you must have a party today!

6. Some people say that it is good to be single, but who knows that bachelors want to find a wife? Some people say that a bachelor is free, but who knows that a lonely person is not sweet at heart. I know in my heart that being single is miserable, and you can still send text messages to tease me when you are depressed. Singles’ Day is here, I hope to be single as soon as possible!

7. A doctor said to his daughter: "I said your boyfriend is a good-for-nothing guy. Have you told him this?" "I told him, and he wasn't angry at all. He said this is not the first time you have been misdiagnosed." 8. "I heard that you can diagnose the cause of baldness?" "Oh! I understand the cause of your baldness. Is there hair on the top of Mount Everest? No. That’s because of the lack of oxygen in the mountains, so I can’t do anything about your condition.”

9. Give me a fried dough stick, it’s delicious; I want one more, no. It’s satisfying; I’ll have another one, but I still want to eat it; I’ll have one last, that’s it. Look, I’ll give you my blessing now: Happy Singles’ Day!

10. A woman took her girl to see a psychiatrist. The woman said: "My daughter has been feeling like a hen for the past six months." The doctor said: "It has been half a year, why did she bring her to see a doctor now?" "Because our family has been waiting to eat eggs. ! ”

11. January 1st is the Small Single Stick Day, January 11th and November 1st are the Middle Single Stick Day, and November 11th is the Big Single Stick Day. Image spokesperson: a single stick; festival mascot: 4 fried dough sticks! Slogan: Long live the single stick!

12. Are the people around you your lover? It is now 11:11 on November 11th. Your friends send you text messages to wish you. I hope you don’t have to be a bachelor on Singles’ Day. A close lover, I wish you a sweet love and a happy life. Singles’ Day text messages to punish people

13. Don’t be afraid of the loneliness around you, be patient; don’t be afraid of the loneliness at midnight, be able to endure it; don’t have too much unfettered freedom, be steady; beauties Don’t be greedy for temptation, be patient; don’t pay attention to the endless emptiness, be able to withstand it; be able to hold on to the SMS greetings for Singles’ Day!

14. If you are too kind, you become a softie; if you are too bossy, you become a bully; if you laugh too much, you become a hooligan; if you are single too much, you become a troublemaker .

Singles' Day is here, I wish you work hard to be a winning man and stop being a leftover man!

15. Although there were no words or admiration, the subtle feeling of déjà vu made me trust him, but he didn’t understand and treated me like a monkey. So I will spend Singles Day trying my best to forget his suffering.

16. "Your blood pressure is very high." The doctor said after examining the patient. "Doctor, I can guess that it must be caused by my fishing." "How can fishing increase blood pressure? In your opinion, how can we lower blood pressure?" "This is easy to handle, as long as fishing is not prohibited. "Fishing in the area."

17. Being single is the most diligent reason; why do you care about your family if your career is not successful? The most unrestrained reason; passing among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches me. The most confident reason; having the charm of a diamond king. reason; you can celebrate Singles’ Day. Humorous text messages for Singles' Day

18. "Why do you always ask a patient in detail what kind of wine he drinks when seeing a doctor? Can you judge the patient's health condition based on the brand of wine?" "No. , Of course not. But the patient’s financial status can be determined based on the brand of wine, and the outpatient fee can be determined accordingly.”

19. After the nurse finished injecting the patient, she asked: “What is your job?” "Yes," the patient replied. "Oh, so we are in the same profession. I am a bachelor." It’s a happy holiday, and friends will gather in the hotel. A bunch of bachelors are poor and happy, drinking to relieve their worries and pass the time. Singing and dancing until late at night, making it difficult for the neighbors to sleep. 11.11 Singles' Day, I advise you to pursue your career in the right way, and I hope you can come and take off your clothes as soon as possible.

21. Today is the legendary Singles’ Day on November 11th. I will implement the three-light policy on you: steal all your troubles, burn all your bad luck, and kill all your sadness. Leave only health and happiness to accompany you for a lifetime. Singles' Day blessing text message

22. The temptation is far away. They are urban men and women; they are young bachelors who have already set their hearts but are still far away. Being enthusiastic is a characteristic, being free and unrestrained is a characteristic, being independent is a trait, and being alone is just a specialty! I wish you: Happy and eye-catching Singles’ Day!