How to lie?

Question 1: How to trick a person into making a strange cola?

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a cup of coke with normal color and strange taste. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party was unprepared, thanked him and gulped it down, then frowned and spat.

It can also be made according to the rules, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer and so on.

Ask the singer for a song.

Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!

This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

Double postage

Estimate the time and send a letter to a friend in advance, but don't put a stamp on it or write down your mailing address (otherwise it will be returned to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a letter from the post office. He was told that he had an unpaid email. Please pick it up at the post office and pay double postage. Arriving at a post office, he respectfully presented double postage and opened the envelope, only to find a small note floating inside, which read "Happy April Fool's Day!" However, this kind of prank may be delayed in time, and the effect may not be as good as expected.

deliver presents

If someone celebrates his birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box that says "Happy Birthday", fill the box with pieces of paper and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom of the box fell and the scraps of paper flew all over the room. This fool must be cleaned up for half an hour.

measure

The prankster stopped a pedestrian with a rope and asked him to help him measure. Then take the other end of the rope, turn the corner, stop another pedestrian, and do the same. Then you can hide and watch the fun. People at both ends may wait for more than ten minutes, see nothing, just put down the rope end and go to the other side to find out, and then they will find themselves cheated.

This is a good way to fool strangers.

Second, the network application:

Face-lifting: suitable for friends who use instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ.

Use emergency to isolate fools who are using instant messaging software, turn on the option to modify the personal data of instant messaging software, and use the keyboard and mouse to modify the network appearance of fools in all directions.

As for how to change it, it depends on your interest and ability. Finally, don't forget to destroy all the evidence that may expose traces. This method is not easy to find, not only makes the fool's friends confused about who they are, but also makes the fool confused about himself.

Another method is to try to get the OICQ number of the fool, reapply for an OICQ number, and fill in the personal data according to the detailed information of the fool. Add the fool to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then seize the weakness of the other party and start a "big bombing". The main purpose of this method is not to let the other party know who you are, so you must pay attention to hiding when using it, and try not to let the other party doubt you.

Remind fools: always remember to lock the system and leave the computer whenever and wherever. Once you have doubts about the recruits, you can only observe and crack them carefully.

Stealing columns: changing some settings of a fool's computer

Use the microphone and the "recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some horrible or weird sounds, and then set them to Windows on (off). In this way, when the machine was turned on (off) by a fool, it must have been suddenly startled.

The target folder corresponding to "My Documents" in the fool's computer will be changed, which will make him mistakenly think that all the hard-written documents will disappear.

Change the shortcut target of some applications commonly used by fools, and let them click on the shortcut to open the program, only to find that the program that is not started is not the program corresponding to the shortcut. Please ensure that the shortcut icon is consistent with the original program.

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Question 2: How to cheat a person? Chinese name: unique skill

Meaning: playing tricks on people and playing practical jokes.

Pinyin: g incarnation

Athena Chu.

Essence: the legendary poisonous insect cultivated artificially.

From: Compendium of Materia Medica

Question 3: Is there any way to cheat people? Ten: prank short message It is a very common phenomenon to play tricks on people by using mobile phone short messages. In fact, it's not just April Fool's Day. Even at ordinary times, friends may send some harmless funny messages to each other, which makes people smile. Classic example:' Tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story? Advantages: convenient and quick, no need to think. Disadvantages: most of these short messages are widely circulated, and it is likely that the other party has already read them. Besides, you can't appreciate each other's expression, and your sense of accomplishment will be greatly reduced. Fool's comprehensive index: 6 Nine: Telephone deception is also one of the commonly used means of fools. Can answer the phone in various identities and cheat each other; You can also pretend to call the wrong number and keep teasing each other. Classic example: call the other party and say I'm looking for XX (whatever). The other party said that the number was wrong and hung up. Then repeat the operation several times until the other person is angry. Then you say,' Hello, I'm XX. Did someone ask for me just now? Advantages: enough to make recruiters crazy. Disadvantages: Don't use those with low adaptability and patience. Fool's comprehensive index: 6.5 Eight: props assist the renovation of the current whole-person toys, emerging one after another. Smelly fart bombs, cockroach chewing gum, electric mice ... deceptive ways make you hard to prevent. Classic example: no advantages: the overall effect is excellent. Disadvantages: lack of creativity. Fool comprehensive index: 7 7: pretend to be a ghost. We're not talking about moral decay like wearing a ghost mask to scare people. But to deceive the public with your acting skills. Classic example: when you enter the classroom door, you suddenly look up, cover your face painfully, pretend that your face has been hurt by something, and then bow your head carefully to' drill' through ... Next, you can hide aside and watch the performances of the latecomers. Advantages: once successful, there will be countless successors cheated, enough to let you see satisfaction. Disadvantages: this method requires considerable performance skills, otherwise it is a joke to be careful to steal chickens and be seen by classmates. Fool's comprehensive index: 7.5. Six: All trees and grass are soldiers. Within 24 hours of April Fool's Day, everyone must be on tenterhooks for fear of being fooled. Then, we might as well use this psychology to write articles. In fact, we don't need to provoke each other. We just need to hint that he is provoked by others with our eyes or smiles, and then wait and appreciate his reaction. Classic example: When you walk past a classmate who wants to be fooled, pat him on the back and look at him with a strange smile. Then he will probably put his hand on his back and touch it on the spot. Advantages: simple and labor-saving, and good effect. Disadvantages: it is not effective for people who are slow and used to the wind and waves. Comprehensive index of fools: 8 Five: True or False We are likely to meet an expert who keeps a high degree of vigilance and refuses to eat more tricks. So, how can we fool him? The best way is to tell him a true story, preferably related to him, with a very sincere and serious expression. And repeatedly stressed to him that it was true. Will he believe this is true? The answer is obvious. Classic example: no advantages: simple and effective, basically hitting the target. Disadvantages: insufficient manpower. Idiot composite index: 8.5. Four: Play it by ear. As the saying goes, a hundred secrets must be sparse. No one can guarantee that he will not be fooled on April Fool's Day. So, what if I get screwed? You might as well make do with it, pretend to be crazy and sell silly, and let the other party suffer a little. Classic example: You were deceived by your friend that there was a letter for you in the reception room, and you didn't know what was wrong until you went there. But when I came back, I found a letter deliberately waving in front of my friends, saying that I had received it, and pretending to say casually,' Why are you so careless? You only saw my letter, but it is obviously yours. Not surprisingly, his figure will soon appear in a message. Advantages: people who annoy you will be confused by your performance, and there is little possibility of missing it. Disadvantages: it is very likely that you have been beaten badly before you hit back. Idiot composite index: 8.5. 3. To lead a gentleman into the urn, if you want to succeed, you must first unload your opponent's guard, paralyze him, and then use people's thinking mode to let him automatically take the bait. The trick is invisible, and by the time he reacts, he has been caught. Classic example: find three things at random, such as three pens. Let a friend say' forget' when he knocks the first one, say' love' when he knocks the second one, and say' water' when he knocks the third one, which is euphemistically called to test his reaction speed. After several times, I kept knocking at the first one ... a lovely "puppy" appeared. Advantages: observe each other step by step under your misleading ... >>

Question 4: How can you cheat others if you are not afraid that he will kill you? If you're not afraid, I'll teach you.

Question 5: How to fool others without fear that he will kill you! If you're not afraid, I'll teach you.

Question 6: What should I do if I am cheated? Hehe, I tease you because I like to tease you. Don't be so stingy. Although it's hard, you should also experience the happiness of your friends, shouldn't you? Ha ha, you also Doby them, let them know that you are better than them. Wow!

Question 7: Is there any good way to cheat people? Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye! Remarks: this method is suitable for friends who can contact each other by phone in the dormitory, and finally, people with close relationships. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere. ~ ~ Interviewee: Sally Grade: Monitor Time: 03-25 10:05 1. Give a gift If someone celebrates his birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box with "Happy Birthday" written on it. Fill the box with pieces of paper and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom of the box fell and the scraps of paper flew all over the room. This fool must be cleaned up for half an hour. 2. Prepare a bottle of coke with strange taste. After drinking half, add seasonings such as vinegar, soy sauce, salt and mustard, and carefully prepare a cup of cola with normal color. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party was unprepared, thanked him and gulped it down, then frowned and spat. Answer: maggie Grade: Monitor Time: 03-25 10: 10 Last April Fool's Day, my best friend encouraged me to play tricks on our monitor, a girl who studied well and was very beautiful. I wrote a love letter to the monitor according to his "idea" and played a joke on her. During the lunch break, my buddy suddenly came panting and said to me, "This is over! I quietly put the letter in her desk, but I didn't expect her to take it directly to the class teacher after reading it! The teacher is checking the handwriting. Did you write it on the official paper of your mother's unit? The old class must know that you wrote it! " I was shocked and broke out in a cold sweat. But until after school, the class teacher didn't look for me, which made me even more uneasy. Unexpectedly, when I came home from school, I received a phone call from my buddy: "Are you still worried about the love letter?" Happy April Fool's Day! "God knows how I felt at that time. =! !

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Question 8: Is there any way to cheat people by begging on their knees? You can catch some bugs and put them in his exercise book, and then clip them into paste, but not in his schoolbag, but give them to the teacher for correction.

If he uses a pen, fill it with soy sauce or red ink when he is not looking (teachers generally hate students using red pens). Get to school early, remove one leg of his chair, and then stick it with glue.

Buy a yellow disc (you know, disc vendors on the roadside usually have it) and stuff it in his schoolbag. Don't worry about anything else, it will always be exposed.

5, buy a bottle of coke, you leave late after school, pour the coke into his desk, and the coke will become sticky the next day (disgusting).

That's all, but the first one is the most practical, useful and disgusting.

Question 9: How to trick a person who is always bullying you into finding something or someone he is afraid of, and it is best to create some opportunities to use others urgently. Otherwise, I have to come to you.