Happy stories and text messages

1. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

3. Did the leaves leave because of the pursuit of the wind or the trees?

4. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

5. Buddha said, "It took 5 times to look back in the past life to get a brush in this life". I would rather pass by once in the world for 5 times in this life.

6. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

7. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet and learned everything when you went out.

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1. God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knows the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

13. I want to fall in love early, but it's already late ...

14. The failure of others is my happiness!

16. None of the people born are afraid of death, and none of them are born, so don't pretend!

17. The realistic society has ruined my chance to be a good person!

18. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?

19. Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil!

2. It's hard for a rich man to have no money!

21. If I were a girl, I would have fallen in love with me ...

22. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!

23. What is love in the world? The sage replied, "Waste!"

25. Get out of here as far as your thoughts are!

27, you can't satisfy everyone, because not all people are human!

29. I love you! What do you care?

3. What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine!

31. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!

32, like is a touch of love; Love is a deep love!

36. There are two ways to pollute a place: use garbage or use money!

37. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

38. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!"

39. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. Those with wings are not necessarily angels, but also bird people!

It's not necessarily a monk who burns incense. It may be Panda University. For four years, I always thought I was a talent, but I was wrong. ........................ turned out that I was a fucking genius! ! ! ! ! !

41. Count the money until your hand cramps, and sleep until you wake up naturally!

42. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill.

43. When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!

44. Only when there is a long queue can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

45, driving is not difficult, I am afraid there are new people!

46. If diamonds last forever, one will go bankrupt.

48. I'm not a casual person. I'm not a casual person ~ ~

49. During my four years in college, I always thought I was a talent, but I was wrong. ........... turned out to be a genius! ! ! ! ! !

2. Handsome is useless! In the end, it was eaten by a pawn!

3. Youth is dedicated to the house, and middle age is dedicated to the children

4. When I saw the ruins after the collapse of the World Trade Center;

When I saw the children who died tragically in Beslan Primary School;

When I saw the street after the explosion in Madrid;

When I saw the paralyzed subway station in London ...

I was already angry-you cold-blooded and inhuman terrorists, don't you know to attack Japan? ! !

5. Two things prevented China men's soccer team from rushing out of Asia-their left foot and their right foot!

1. A woman may like you, but she doesn't love you; She can love you, but she won't marry you; She can marry you, but she is barren; She can give birth, but the child is not yours < P > 11. Bitterness: The old man leads us with the red line under the moon, but I have a crush on the red line; I showed her my heart, but she wore sunglasses ...

12. You can't insult Zhou Zhenglong's wisdom too much, at least he didn't have a leaf, and then declared himself a South China tiger!

13 .. The mining difficulties continue during the review, and property prices are rising under control!

14. Zhang Jizhong's version of the Heavenly Soldiers in The Journey to the West will be auditioned in city management all over the country-the city management team members are very powerful in image style and fighting capacity, which is very suitable for playing a mighty and civilized teacher who can come at the drop of a hat and fight at the drop of a hat! "

China stockholders in p>18.27: After two or three years of hard work, I went back to liberation one night, where Jiabao performed a tearful trick, and the Nanhai crew was crazy about money!

2 There are two ways to cheat: one is a cheat sheet copied on paper, which may be found out and the result is to drop out of school; The other is a cheat sheet copied in my head, which can't be found. As a result, I got a scholarship.

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It's reprinted, not original.

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