Sentences suitable for friends to trap passers-by on April Fool's Day (76 selected sentences)

1. If an old man with a white beard puts you in a sack the day before Christmas, don't be afraid, because my Christmas wish is you.

2. I am always used to walking alone on a familiar road, thinking about the temperature I no longer have.

There is no perfect person and love in the world, so you are not pursuing perfect love, but love that suits you.

You said that you had no choice but me and her in this life. I will arrive early in my next life, so it's time for you to choose me.

5, the room has three meals for two people in four seasons, the stars and the sea, elegant and vulgar. Travel all over the world, three mountains and two hearts, wind and grass, wind and rain side by side.

6. Two lonely birds build a nest to shelter from the rain, just like you and me.

7. The so-called right person is the one who can crush you and crush you.

8. If your eyebrows stay for me for half a minute, why can't you see my deep affection as always?

9. Every day in the future, I will stand by you like today. As long as you look at me a little, you can see that I am following you.

10, how come I still have the strength to walk the last section of the road, and my familiar eyes meet strange expressions.

1 1. If you like someone, you want to be clean, and you should be clean at the end.

12, whether it is love at first sight or love at first sight, in short, my mate selection criteria is one word: you.

13, I am really an idiot. I will hurt you, make you sad and make you cry.

14, the person who really loves me will never leave. Even if he has thousands of reasons to give up, he will always find a reason to stick to it.

15, my left hand is a firefly that never forgets anything, and my right hand is a long meditation for ten years.

16, because I am a child, you have to coax me, but if you are angry, I am teasing you, which means I like you very much.

17, I really want to hold your hand, find you coquetry, and hold you, listening to you out of breath.

18, my biggest dream for the rest of my life is to turn my bitter days into sweet sugar and keep the person I love by my side forever.

19, happiness is like sand, we can't catch it, but we can hold our hands full.

No one knows how much I like you, but everyone around me knows that it is you I talk about every day.

2 1, you are a snowflake flying in the sky. As long as you fall, I can catch it and be melted by my enthusiasm.

22. I want to hear your story, whether it's piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, alcohol, tobacco and swearing.

23. I only hope that in the future, I will be with you every day, and I will talk sweet words in my ear every day.

24. If you are a bird in the sky and I am a fish at the bottom of the sea, you fly over the ocean and look down, see me and see my infatuation with you.

25. Countless sleepless nights, I habitually close my eyes and miss someone quietly.

26. I always put a knife under my pillow in case someone suddenly gives me a cake!

27. Confess if you like it. What's the use of being friends if you can't even be friends? I have friends and I lack you.

28. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

29. Without you, every day is dull, but even if I can chat with you, my days are sweet.

30. Love is an angel, whose souls unite and fly to God. This angel will bring the glory of the world to God.

3 1, I saw him at first sight when I woke up, and then I went back to sleep. This is the happiness I want.

The road of life is very long. If you don't know the way, let me go with you

33. If happiness is gambling, I am willing to gamble my youth on an uncertain future.

I don't know what it's like, but I really want to hear your voice, see your smile and be with you.

35. There are many ways to be happy. The most direct way for me is to see you.

36. I want to see green mountains and green waters with you, green trees and red flowers with you, and I want to travel around the world with you.

37. I am a poor student, and now I am here. I have missed that girl 18 years, and now seeing her again is like an old friend coming back. How about being my wife?

38. I want to miss you on the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you.

I don't care whether you like me or not. I like you. It is enough that I care about you.

40. Why is my mouth sweet? Because my heart is sweet. Why is my heart sweet? Because you are in my heart!

4 1, that is, I met, fell in love, got married, worked, got pregnant, had a caesarean section, and the child grew up and got married. We are getting old.

42. I love you In order to find you, I moved into the bird's eyes, often staring at the passing wind, forgetting to listen to the hunter's gunshots.

43. The most romantic thing I can think of is to accompany you through every spring, summer, autumn and winter.

It's good to have you. When my world falls apart, I still want to work hard for you.

45. I am happy and carefree. I am really infatuated with you. I really like you very much.

I don't pray that you will fall in love with me at first sight, but that we can have a long story.

47. If you say good night to me, I will have sex easily. Just like I once closed my fingers against the wind and tricked myself into catching a wisp of wind.

48. Love is a debt owed in my last life, but I hope to continue to pay this debt in my next life.

49. Some people say that they like to make people brave, which has never happened here. Like to make people timid and say nothing.

50. I miss a person's silence, and those sorrows flood into the sea, and I have nowhere to escape.

5 1, many times, our unforgettable memories have long been forgotten by others. It's better to look down on them than to dwell on it.

52. I really don't know what kind of boys are worthy of these little sisters, who are so beautiful and have such a good figure.

53. What you see is the real me, a kind of endless touching, touching that you and I are the most beautiful beings in this world.

I don't know if I can meet you in my next life, so I will work so hard in this life to give you the best.

I still look at the moon when I miss you. The moon is silent you, you are the talking moon.

Because of your company, my life has become rich and colorful. I say to you: your good and bad will be the wealth of my life!

If only I had met you earlier. This time, you can't run away.

58. I may not be the best, but is there any other choice now?

59. You are the happiness you see and the love you hide in your heart. Seeing you again and again, obsessed again and again.

60. I love you I only love you for four days in my life, spring, summer, autumn and winter.

6 1, I have no problem, as long as you don't mind, as long as you don't use it, as long as I like it.

62. There are flowers in spring, the moon in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. How much affection turns into sentimental rain, I just want to have you every day.

63. The love of a lifetime, being with you, the attachment of a lifetime, being with you, the long road of life, as long as you are enough.

64. You are my charger. The world is full of positive energy, full of vitality all day, and everything can be done smoothly.

65. Twilight sneaks in, the stars blink to witness all temptations, and the interesting souls of the stars in the universe will eventually meet.

If I can see you at five o'clock, I will be happy from three o'clock.

67. I am a child. If I get angry, you have to coax me. If I coax you, it only means that I like you better.

68. Make the girl paper as sweet as candy, and then it will be sweet in your heart and melt you.

69. I know that there is a kind of love to grow old with you and a kind of happiness to be with you.

70. I can't give you the whole world, but my whole world can give it to you; Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.

Although I know nothing about the future, I decided to go with you.

72. Now I can understand that as long as there is someone I want to see, I am no longer lonely.

73. I don't want to be a good person or a bad person. I want to be your sweetheart.

74. I also have a girl's dream, like a child asking for candy, like a princess asking for a kiss, and a silly and lovely girl will want you to touch her head.

75. Where there is no clear sky in Wan Li, the whole world is because of your sadness and joy.

76. It's best that everything is just right. We don't owe each other and still love each other. Pure love is just a sentence "I love you without a purpose".