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Find any excuse to ask for leave.

question 1: what's the excuse for taking time off? . Don't mention the cold. 1. Physical discomfort: "Physical discomfort" is the most commonly used reason for asking for leave. Any cold, headache, diarrhea, vomiting or acute appendicitis can be used as the reason for physical discomfort, and it is often obvious that you are in poor health, so this reason is also the first of the top ten reasons for asking for leave.

2. Something at home: The definition of "something at home" is difficult to confirm. Although it is often used as one of the reasons for taking leave, it's best to know your boss's thoughts first and make sure that the reasons may be approved before applying for leave. For example, if your parents are sick or your loved ones have an accident, you need help to deal with it. At this time, it is more likely that you will be granted leave. In addition, if the toilet at home is broken and you need to find someone to repair it, some bosses will think that it is your family affair and should not affect the time when he pays you to work, so the possibility of being granted is not high.

Moreover, if you often ask for leave without permission, not only will the leave not be completed, but it may also affect your boss's impression of you, so you may have to be psychologically prepared to shrink your year-end performance bonus.

3. Children's illness: For many professional women or husbands, "children's illness or children's school affairs" is the most common reason for taking time off, especially in modern times, many families are dual-income families, and both husband and wife are office workers. Therefore, once anything happens to children, there are often two couples, one of whom has to take time off to deal with it. No matter whether the child's illness is serious or not, as long as he comes out in the name of a child, who dares not to agree to your leave? Emotional supervisors will even ask you to take care of yourself with tears in your eyes, and don't rush to work until the child is well; Who knows if you really take your children to the hospital for emergency treatment and intravenous drip, or to McDonald's for hamburgers and slides? However, unmarried office workers should never take advantage of this reason. On the one hand, it will arouse the suspicion of the boss, and on the other hand, it will make people doubt your private life.

4. Traffic accidents: For many commuters, the most troublesome thing is "traffic problems", especially when there are any traffic accidents during office hours, which affect transportation. Therefore, "buses" or "trains are delayed" are the reasons why many office workers are late for leave. This reason usually makes the boss feel unhappy, but it will definitely be admitted, but the prerequisite is that you must have a certificate of error.

5. The car breaks down: What many office workers who drive by themselves are most afraid of is that when their car breaks down, they will often be unable to move. They should not only ask the garage to tow the crane, but also ask for leave from the company. However, be careful, some bosses don't want to agree with this reason, but will teach you to use your annual leave instead, unless you have to, please make good use of it!

6. moving: moving or other emergencies, such as home? When a thief or pickpocket meets, there will often be property losses, so you have to ask for leave to follow up. This kind of reason can happen about twice a year, but if it is more than twice, the boss may suspect that you are not qualitative and even difficult to get along with others, otherwise, how can you move for two days?

7. Marriage: Some people say, "Marriage is the most important thing in a person's life. For office workers who want to be brides or grooms, it is a good reason to take time off. However, in the same way, even if it is commonly used, it is best not to exceed twice a year, otherwise no one may believe it.

8. Being the best man or maid of honor: Being the best man or maid of honor is a common reason for taking time off, even if it is not the bride or groom.

9. Funeral leave: In case of death of a relative, especially an immediate relative, you have to ask for funeral leave. Usually, the longest leave period is 7 days, but it must be reported in advance.

1. natural disasters: as the saying goes, "there are unexpected events in the sky, and people are doomed to misfortune." Natural disasters are also one of the top ten reasons for asking for leave in the office, especially in Shanghai, which is a region with frequent typhoons and rainstorms. Such natural disasters often block traffic, so some people cannot go to work, so they have to ask for leave.

Question 2: What are the reasons for taking time off? 5 points: Student Party: Illness or something at home

Work Party: There is an emergency at home, and I feel unwell (diarrhea and stomachache)

But if there is no real reason, you'd better not make excuses, and you will die miserably if you are found = =

Question 3: What is the best excuse for taking time off? Stomach shin protein (Jing Ruan) sounds awesome, but it is actually caused by not eating well. The symptom is stomach pain. < P > Question 4: What reason to ask for leave without intention? < P > Give the leader a decent reason. < P > The workplace is similar to love, and it is a repeated struggle between control and anti-control. The leader's greatest wish is to control his subordinates, and the lover's greatest wish is to control each other.

Therefore, asking for leave from the leader means a temporary vacuum of power, while getting rid of the lover's control means some possibility.

You see, asking for leave has become a hassle. You need the permission of power, but not everything can be said to the leader in an open and aboveboard way. For example, if you want to change jobs, you have to go to a new unit in another city for an interview. It's not certain whether it can pass smoothly. If it doesn't, you have to return to your old post. Of course, it's not good for you to tell the leader directly that you have sprouted your mind. Generally speaking, leaders don't like to hear such news. The Tang Priest doesn't want the Monkey King to be too miraculous, and he will read the magic spell when he somersaults. Therefore, at such times, we have to find a decent reason for the leaders. When you don't show up in the office, the leader can use your reasons to explain to others where you seem to be going, so as to show that you are still under his control.

When Yan Jun went to Beijing, he consulted people from all sides. Some professionals suggested to him to ask for sick leave and say that he had myocarditis. The symptoms of this disease are generally invisible on the surface, that is, fatigue, fever, chest tightness, palpitation, shortness of breath and dizziness. In severe cases, cardiac insufficiency or cardiogenic shock may occur. Doctors will recommend bed rest, but in short, you can't go to work. So Yan Jun asked for a sick note from the hospital and took it to the leader for leave, whining that he had to rest, and it was really not enough to continue working like this. Perhaps the leader has heard some of his movements, said nothing, just smiled and signed it.

Beijing passed the interview, followed by a three-month probation period, during which Yan Jun went on sick leave again. After his new job was confirmed to be foolproof, he went back to his original unit to go through the formalities of resignation. After meeting the leader, he smirked and admitted that asking for leave earlier was a little lie. The leader didn't get angry after listening to his explanation. He smiled magnanimously and said, "I have all your things, as long as I have them. I know why you asked for leave, but I didn't poke you. "

What I am most afraid of is acting before acting or disregarding

In the workplace, I am most afraid of taking time off. Don't challenge this kind of thing easily. The reason is simple. If you are a leader, you are also afraid of being regarded as nothing by subordinates and being regarded as a mass of air by others.

After the New Year, Mao Dan's mind hasn't returned to work, thinking that there is nothing to do when he first went to work, so he played outside for a few more days. Play to play, her heart is not practical, so she didn't dare to call the leader for leave, thinking about getting away with it quietly. However, where can such a thing be easily muddled away? When she comes back to work, the leader will talk to her. It is a very serious disappearance in the workplace and should be dealt with seriously. Mao Dan almost collapsed when she heard this. She just kept explaining that tickets could not be bought and Spring Festival travel rush was too crowded. But the leader said, these are no reasons, you can call to ask for leave to postpone, even if it is just a short message? Your problem is that you don't take work seriously at all. You don't have to come if you think it's okay, but you forget that there are rules to follow in the workplace.

Similar to Mao Dan, it is another young pony who just entered the workplace. Pony has a girlfriend who is away from home, and they are still in love, and they are inseparable. If they don't see each other for a day, it will be like Sanqiu. Once, the leader went out for a week for a meeting. Pony felt the opportunity came and quietly went on the road to visit his girlfriend. He was afraid that his colleagues would know the report, so he lied that he was ill in hospital and turned off his mobile phone. Unexpectedly, I happened to have something urgent to find him in the unit, but I couldn't find him everywhere. The phone directly called the leader. The leader heard that his subordinates suddenly went to into thin air and disappeared for several days. He was quite mad and hurried back before the meeting was finished. Pony sweet side, a face of ignorance into the office, directly into the leadership of a mass of anger.

Pony lost his job regardless of going on a date. Since then, he has changed the normal state that the alarm clock doesn't wake up in the morning, and even wakes up at seven o'clock in the morning on weekends. Although he doesn't go to work every day is a weekend, why wake up? Surfing the internet, posting resumes everywhere, asking friends to recommend positions, worrying about how to pay the internet fee next month is nothing more than worrying about finding a new job. Now he understands that although he is not free to work and his happiness is limited, the pain after losing his "rice bowl" is a hundred times greater than he thought.

Question 5: What reason should I get up early and want to take a temporary leave? Students or employees? Students are sick. Workers can bring up something at home or get sick. Go to the hospital and prescribe some medicine. Just ask the doctor to write a diagnosis for you. This is the case in our unit. (Railway)

Question 6: What reason do you want to take time off to be nice to your parents? My parents are on a business trip or on their honeymoon.

The lawsuit is over, and the water pipe is finally repaired. The floor has been soaked in water for a long time, so I need to change the floor. I need to find a decoration company. The next day, the decoration company came and found that your floor material was out of stock, so I had to buy it from Antarctica. Because it could arrive at any time, I had to wait at home, wait and wait, and so on. OK, the floor is here, and it took another 2 days to complete the floor, which is a perfect end! But! But! Because the wires are also soaked in the water, the lighting lines at home are paralyzed, and the wires have to be replaced. Some wires are still under the floor. Finally, the floor is pried off, the ceiling is pried off, the walls are smashed off, and it is up to you to redecorate. Everything is so perfect in appearance.

but! But! In the evening, I found that this decoration company was a bean curd residue project, and the wall was painted with legendary bean curd residue instead of Nippon paint, smiling without a word. The next day, I was arrested by Uncle Cha, the police. The reason is that you gave counterfeit money to the decoration company. The key is not to give counterfeit money, but that the material of counterfeit money turned out to be an enhanced version of bean curd residue, which was specially processed. As a result, it was found out that it was sent to you when the leader of your company paid his salary. He lied that the actual company didn't need a salary card, and you didn't know it (whether you knew it or not). The leader of your company was shot and the salary was paid from then on. Never have to go to work. 2.

1. Physical discomfort: "Physical discomfort" is the most commonly used reason for asking for leave. All the reasons for taking leave are colds, headaches, loose bowels, vomiting or acute appendicitis. Moreover, it is often obvious that you are in poor health, so this reason is also the first of the top ten reasons for asking for leave.

2. Something at home: The definition of "something at home" is difficult to confirm. Although it is often used as one of the reasons for asking for leave, it is best to know your boss's thoughts first and make sure that the approved reasons may be approved before applying for leave.

. For example, if your parents are sick or your loved ones have an accident, you need help to deal with it. At this time, it is more likely that you will be granted leave. In addition, if the toilet at home is broken and you need someone to repair it, some bosses will think that it is your family's business, and it should not affect the time when he pays you to work, so the possibility of being granted is not high. Moreover, if you often ask for leave without permission, not only will your leave not be completed, but it may also affect your boss's impression of you,

You may have to be psychologically prepared to shrink your year-end performance bonus,

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3. Children's illness: For many professional women or husbands, "children's illness or children's school affairs" is the most common reason for taking time off, especially in modern times, many families are dual-income families, and both husband and wife are office workers. Therefore, once anything happens to children, there are often two couples, one of whom has to take time off to deal with it. No matter whether the child's illness is serious or not, as long as he comes out in the name of a child, who dares not to agree to your leave? Emotional supervisors will even ask you to take care of yourself with tears in your eyes, and don't rush to work until the child is well; Who knows if you really take your children to the hospital for emergency treatment and intravenous drip, or to McDonald's for hamburgers and slides? However, unmarried office workers should never take advantage of this reason. On the one hand, it will arouse the suspicion of the boss, and on the other hand, it will make people doubt your private life.

4. Traffic accidents: For many commuters, the most troublesome thing is "traffic problems", especially when there are any traffic accidents during office hours, which affect transportation. Therefore, "buses" or "trains are delayed" are the reasons why many office workers are late for leave. This reason usually makes the boss feel unhappy, but it will definitely be admitted, but the prerequisite is that you must have a certificate of error.

5. Car anchor: Many office workers who drive their own cars are most afraid that they will often be unable to move when they hit the car anchor. They should not only ask the garage to tow the crane, but also ask for leave from the company. However, be careful, some bosses don't want to agree with this reason, but will teach you to use your annual leave instead, unless you have to, please make good use of it!

Marriage: Some people say, "Marriage is the most important thing in a person's life. For office workers who want to be brides or grooms, it is a good reason to take time off. However, in the same way, even if it is commonly used, it is best not to exceed twice a year, otherwise no one may believe it.

8. Being the best man or maid of honor: Being the best man or maid of honor is a common reason for taking time off, even if it is not the bride or groom.

9. Funeral leave: In case of death of a relative, especially an immediate relative, you have to ask for funeral leave. Usually, the longest leave period is 7 days, but it must be reported in advance.

1. natural disasters: as the saying goes, "there are unexpected events in the sky, and people are doomed to misfortune." "Natural disasters are also the top ten office leave ... > >

question 7: what's the best reason for taking time off? This question can't be simpler, hehe, it's hard to pretend to be sick, and it's hard to say who is sick, and it's hard to talk casually about weddings and funerals. In fact, there are many other excuses. For example, you said that if your parents want to buy a house at home, they need to go home and handle it themselves. It can also be said that the census of the old household registration needs to go back and do it. In short, there are many kinds of casual things. The key point is that the excuse should be more complicated, not simple, and it is best to link it with the requirements of * * *. Time is tight. * * will not wait for people to handle affairs. Based on this, it is very simple to make up a reason by synthesizing your own reality. This is a secret book! Ha ha

Question 8: If you want to take time off to go home, what excuse can you give your boss? It can be said that there are happy events at home or personal problems that need to be dealt with, but it is best not to say things like illness or family accidents, because it is not worth it to curse yourself, and it is better to find some irrelevant reasons.

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