April Fool's Day funny sentences

In our daily study, work or life, we are all familiar with sentences. Sentences can express a complete meaning, such as telling someone something, asking a question, asking or stopping, expressing a certain emotion, and indicating the continuation or omission of a paragraph. Still struggling to find good sentences? The following are April Fool's Day funny sentences I compiled for you. Welcome to read the collection.

April Fool's Day funny sentence 1 1, you are born with a spiral head, your face is black and your fingers are invisible, two pieces of vegetable leaves cover your face, and the rivers and lakes fly over the eaves, making the chickens fly and dogs bark, making the beautiful women dumbfounded. I think I am the leader of the Beggars' Sect, but I actually live in a mental hospital. If you don't accept this statement, see you on April Fool's Day!

2. On April Fool's Day, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, and a fool is a fool. Are you happy? Happy April Fool's Day!

3, today's April Fool's Day, a special April Fool's Day order, barking like a puppy, in a good mood; Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

4. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

I was careless, but I did it on purpose!

6. hey! Did you get my message? What's the matter with you? Smile, okay? You look good when you smile.

7. I would like to be a winged bird in the sky, because the air pollution is too bad; Make branches on the ground again, and deforestation is not reliable; People in the world should be happy, and environmental protection should come first!

8. I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes.

9. I want to be an emperor, but I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; Afraid of getting into trouble, I really want to beat you up.

10, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

1 1, I finally understand why adults don't let minors fall in love, because we shouldn't bear this at our age.

12. If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised.

13, ideal world = free phone+free internet access.

14, I bought an inch monitor to make my mistakes look smaller!

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

16, I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

17, when will there be a bright moon? Ask the sky about wine ... the sky said, I am so busy, how can I ignore you and watch the weather forecast by myself?

18, quietly reading your message, the warmth slowly grows and permeates me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for your gentle care.

19, it's almost weekend. I made up my mind to do my homework well, but I played for two days.

20. bajie huazhai is gone forever. One day, a man who looks like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said it might be a demon, and Tang Priest said, Try sending a text message, or you will quit!

2 1. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and cuteness, and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

22. It is a very happy thing to miss you; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

23. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time!

24. If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

25. Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together. I said emotionally, my youngest son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!

26. Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?

27. I accidentally want to grow old with you.

I really envy you for knowing me so young.

29. You were practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me.

30. A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

3 1, someone saw you today, and you are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.

32. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

34, you go! Find someone worthy of your love … I don't know you well enough. I know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really can't believe you left with someone else for a bone.

35. Don't get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, Are you a brother? Brother did it!

36. I am a lonely tree. I have stood by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you walk by me and I will fall for you. If I don't hit you, it's for nothing.

37. There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you are used to stew vermicelli.

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. Lie on the grass when you are free and watch you eat grass gently!

39. Last night, I had a dream that you fell into a smelly pit. After climbing up, you actually said: I was so happy at last, even the pit was delicious.

40. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times.

4 1, poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Nowadays, bacteria are dressed in uniform, full of energy and neatly arranged, and walk through your body with vigorous steps.

42. Someone told me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! I understand you! So defiled I'm sorry, pig

43, the long road of life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

It doesn't matter if you step on my foot, but don't step on my shoes!

45, April Fool's Day, fool you, how can I bear to be "stupid"? To tell you the truth, I am "stupid" and unhappy! In order to be "stupid" and have fun with you, I am "stupid" and have been a friend for many years, so I advise you: Happy April Fool's Day!

I really like your big ears, wide face, thick lips and black eyes. Your singing is great, and the lyrics are always in the same tune-hum. You are my pet pig!

47. There is a snake. One day, Vic climbed out of the lake and bit the cake. I don't know why sake kept shaking, and then he was caught by the farmer. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

48. I haven't seen some ideas for many days. The body can be peaceful and healthy recently; Don't forget to add clothes after a hard day in the office. Although you are an ungrateful person, I can remember you in my heart. It's okay to be idle anyway. I should send you a message just to feed the pigs with chaff. Happy April Fool's Day!

49, vital capacity self-test tips: lower the head to suck after farting, and then carefully check whether people around you smell the smell. If so, we should strengthen training according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

50. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

If I had a happy candy, I would give it to you. May you be happy! If I have two, I will give you one and keep one for myself, and we will be happy together! If I had three pills, I would give them all to you, because I want you to have more cavities than I do!

2. "Wood" is in the Woods, "scholar" is on the talk show, "genius" is the brain, "money" is what everyone thinks, "genius" is the person who sends text messages, and "fool" reads text messages on April Fool's Day.

3. The red rabbit horse became the mount of Guan Yu because it traveled thousands of miles every day; Baimalong became the mount of Tang Priest because of Guanyin's inspiration. Although you are not so good, it is good to be a mount for two generations.

4, it is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day.

I envy you sometimes. Eat when you open your eyes, sleep when you close your eyes, without worry and fatigue. The most important thing is that you are great and willing to save people's hungry stomachs with your life! I salute you, Brother Pig! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. We have been beaten by wind and rain, and things are impermanent and vicissitudes change. Sad tears, miss you, miss your old friend. Let's go, you must always learn to grow, and it is inevitable that you will struggle painfully; Let's go, let you fly to the blue sky home!

7. On February 2nd, I shaved my head quickly, and there was no place for my troubles. On February 2 nd, the dragon looked up, and the rice fat in the big warehouse and the small warehouse flowed; February 2, stir-fried peas, a good sign of rolling financial resources; February 2 nd, eat pig's head, what news are you reading? Hold your head and go!

8. It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Attention, I will give you the power-saving strategy for air conditioning in summer. I have many years of experience, and only my friends tell you: the first step is to find the air conditioning power supply; Step 2, unplug the power supply; The third step is to check the effect. Look, the meter is slow.

10, why? Call mobile phone, voice prompt: You dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it, I dialed it again, and the voice prompt: the owner was killed!

April Fool's joke sentence 3 1, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

On the first night of moving to a new house, a man barged in in the dark, and I couldn't hold back. He stole all my things, and the damn grave robber left the coffin unfinished.

3. Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, thinking about your affection, being half-hearted when not meeting you, and being single-minded when meeting you. If one day we get a refund, at least there are memories!

4. It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's really over, it's over, it's over Happy April Fool's Day in .......................................................................................................................!

5. Those who can't walk when they meet women are called flower addicts, those who love reading are called book addicts, and those who love martial arts are called martial arts addicts. I heard that you don't have any hobbies, just like white, so you are called an idiot by Jianghu people.

Xiao Lv said to the donkey's mother: Mom, on April Fool's Day, a donkey sent me a malicious short message. Can I come back or not? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, it's only pigs that come back, not donkeys, so we won't!

7. Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sun is so bright, you stand on the blue sea, and I poke you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard! Ha, happy April Fool's Day!

According to the survey results in 20 countries around the world, the number of people who committed suicide because of being teased reached last year. The United Nations Security Council has announced that April Fool's Day will be cancelled from this year.

9. God was afraid that you were hungry, so he created rice, God was afraid that you were thirsty, so he created water, and God was afraid that you were lonely, so he created lovely me, provided that God found that there was no bucket for rice, so he created lovely you.

10, you are tall, powerful, handsome and charming. I miss you in my dreams and love you in my heart. You are the pursuit of my life. Let me hug you.-African orangutan.

April Fool's joke sentence 4 1, the time is really beautiful. Recently, due to the strong solar ions, there will be no signal in the sun. Don't panic. Please put your other hand over your head to block out the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better! Happy holidays!

2, a person can always be with me, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Wish you a happy holiday!

3. April Fool's Day is coming. Smart swindlers cheat money, romantic swindlers cheat love and hugs, silly swindlers cheat Doby birds, and retarded people are still laughing when they are cheated. They looked at the text message and said, Wow, I have to be careful!

4. There is a kind of love called Xiang Yu's concubine, a kind of spirit called Shan Yu Palace, a kind of fairy tale called mermaid dream, a kind of short message called happy fool, and a kind of communication called learning to make you more stupid. When you read countless small jokes, I hope this short message will make you laugh again.

5. Due to the network upgrade of the mobile company, your mobile phone can't be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please put the phone in boiling water for five to six minutes. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. The doctor said, "Take 10,000 tablets before going to bed, or you will sleepwalk and kill people or commit suicide at night. Really, you have to believe it.

7. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Today is April Fool's Day, you should be careful; Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Please press the button to enjoy the beautiful scenery ... No, the beauty has run away ... I said you ran away, you still pressed ... idiot, you still pressed ... Alas, it's really gone! I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

10, poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Now bacteria are striding through your body. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

1 1. The United Nations Festival Committee published a report saying that April Fool's Day belongs to people with the following symptoms: 1. Slow response; Second, dull; Third, often giggle; Your performance fully meets the above conditions; Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Today is April Fool's Day. You're lucky not to be stupid. Being stupid is also an honor. I'm relieved not to be stupid. If you are stupid, you should be happy. I wish you a "fool" in your work, a "fool" in your ability, a "fool" in your life, and a quick fool!

1, your influence is so extensive, so huge and so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!

14, the sky is not blue without you, and the earth won't turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory letter, wishing you a bright smile during the holiday; Happy April Fool's Day!

15, every city is prone to rain, just like I miss you everywhere; Missing is a sweet and sour fruit, especially at night; Memories full of uncertain emotions, miss you, miss you, want to hit you! Happy April Fool's Day.

April Fool's joke sentence 5 1, pay attention to "truth" in learning; At work, we should also pay attention to "truth"; In life, we should also pay attention to "truth"; In terms of entertainment, we should pay more attention to "truth"; Finally, the "true" heart tells you that today is April Fool's Day!

2, throwing bricks to attract jade to become rich; It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, and you become crazy; It is a waste to destroy treasures outside; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool, have fun together!

3. Fools send text messages and laugh happily; There is no way to overcome being spoofed and playing dumb. With so many friends, it is not common to fool around, just because of April Fool's Day, happy to make excuses! Send you a happy reason, I wish: April Fool's Day is "stupid" fast!

Today is April Fool's Day. Our slogan is, fool others, entertain ourselves, let some people get happiness first, then eliminate all unhappy people, and finally realize happiness together. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

5. You have red enthusiasm, orange liveliness, black calmness, blue melancholy, green vitality, gray peace, purple romance, white elegance and yellow heart. No wonder people named you "Little Goat"!

6. Enjoy the warmth of life and cherish everything you have. Every second of the atom's joy, feel every minute of happiness, create every moment of excitement, and cherish every beautiful moment. Friend, I wish you happiness!

7. Sometimes I envy you. I eat when I open my eyes and sleep when I close my eyes. I have no worries and fatigue. The most important thing is that you are great and willing to save people's hungry stomachs with your life! I salute you, Brother Pig! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I know I have been secretly in love with you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me". Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Buying a house is no longer expensive, and buying a car does not pay taxes; Truth is ignored, and feelings are not afraid of waste; Welcome to the Fool's Congress, worship your invincible fool's taste, and giggle heartily. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, a mouse is bolder. 1 Just say that I do weightlifting exercises with a mousetrap every day. The second one said that I smoke rat poison every day as XX. The third turned around and the other two asked where you were going. He said I was going home to fuck my cat.

6 1. Black eyes, straight nose, fluffy head and silly face keep me awake at night. How I want to touch you, hug you and watch you chew a bone in the sun: you are my beloved puppy!

2. Don't think that building a city is settlement; Don't think that sowing seeds is a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At a critical moment, such as today, I think of you for the first time-happy holidays!

3. The first kiss gave cigarettes, the romance gave wine, the confusion gave eyes, the rhythm gave music, the first night gave dreams, the body gave lovers, the derailment gave trains, the madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!

4. In spring, I will send you a smiling face to keep you awake. In spring, I will send you some poems to make you think. In spring, I will send you a heartbeat to make you happier than anyone else on April Fool's Day.

5, big sand melon wet mud, bait white night wet mud, deep stalk ice wine wet mud, lazy pet night wet mud, stand up and wash to see the monkey happy, see the fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

6. Promise me to take good care of myself and be calm no matter what happens; No matter what you do, you must have determination; Be optimistic whenever and wherever you are; No matter who you meet, don't tell him that you are crazy! Happy holidays!

7, faint miss, shallow feelings, I haven't missed you so well for a long time, when I face you, my mouth is wide open, and I don't miss you all the time! I hope this special season, special day, send me special warm words: Happy April Fool's Day!

8. When you walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and arrow on your back, you find a wolf in front and a ghost behind. Excuse me: Do you shoot wolves or ghosts? Whatever you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

9, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, skipping small steps, sweet smile. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

10, the wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. If you like it, you will run away. Give praise and you will be satisfied. If you are called stupid by your friends, you will laugh stupidly: What a wonderful world! Happy April Fool's Day!

12, although I am tired from work, I also get paid. I drink a little wine after work, my wife and children are hot, and I travel around on weekends. I send a text message to say hello, and the phone bill is only deducted by ten cents. Piggy, do you think it's especially good to be alive?

13, I've been trying to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you visit famous mountains in Sichuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

15, I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has gone up; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

April Fool's joke sentence 7 1, I call it unbelievable, and I also call it teasing you. What's the funny nickname? You don't like foreign names. There is no other purpose in texting today, just to see if your mobile phone is turned on, and by the way, tell you: Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Every time I see your beautiful image and your big watery eyes, my heart beats faster, my breath becomes shortness, and I can't speak. Finally, I shouted: Wow, what a big frog! Happy April Fool's Day!

When the weather is cold, I will give you a considerate brand thermal underwear, put on a caring brand sweater, put on a warm brand cotton-padded coat and tie a happy belt. I can't believe you don't look like a … Zongzi dressed like this!

4. The five internal organs belong to five elements, the liver belongs to wood, the heart belongs to fire, the lung belongs to gold, the kidney belongs to water, and the spleen belongs to soil. I did the math for you. It turns out that your five elements are short of fire and gold. No wonder you haven't invited me to dinner for so long. So you are heartless! Ha ha!

5, learn to be rude, roll and roll, stay and stay; Learn to be patient, shut up when you should shut up, and be silent when you should be silent; Learn to turn a blind eye, choose to ignore disgusting things, and choose to block disgusting things. I wish you all the best in your life.

6. I miss you, your red hands, your face as red as an apple, your mouth as rosy as jade, and the tenderness and thoughtfulness of your confidante. I miss you and I can't remember who you are. April 1 Happy April Fool's Day!

7. The autumn wind whirled in the sky on September 9, and you shook your head and looked at the sky in the coolness of September 9. It's raining hard. I stood behind you and snickered. What are you still looking at? Give me your blessing quickly. Idiot!

On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to the pig village, and all the piglets were hiding in the house. Only a pig staring at his mobile phone and reading text messages is hanging outside. When the wolf saw it, he wondered: Aren't you afraid? Pig shook his cell phone and said, if you touch me, I'll call the police!

9. Festivals are just a cover for fun, and happiness is the best policy. So it doesn't hurt to be fooled on April Fool's Day. After all, everyone wants to be relaxed and happy. Don't take it seriously if it's not too much.

10, if I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

April Fool's joke sentence 8 1, I have fallen in love with you since I met you! Your fragrance, in my heart forever! Your fiery passion will always be on my lips! Thank you for having you in my life: spicy chicken burger.

I miss you all day, and how many dreams haunt me. I love you month after month and miss you every day. I hope you can come to my side soon, my dear money! Happy April Fool's Day!

3, tell you a secret, fool people, you don't understand when you are stupid, and you have been fooled when you understand. Therefore, on April Fool's Day, you must not be as knowledgeable as the people on earth!

4. 1 April Fool's Day is coming, I know it's your favorite holiday, but don't just care about yourself. If you ignore me, I will become a dog!

Recently, your good luck has piled up like a mountain, your salary has tripled, and you are waiting in line for peach blossoms and scud, and you are not involved in the line. Alas, April Fool's Day only happens once a year. Have a good dream. I hope you can't find the north in your dream!

6. Right and wrong is a fool, right and wrong is a fool, right and wrong is a fool. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes have been staring at me, and I really can't refuse you-"the dog is good and will take you for a walk." Happy April Fool's Day!

9. What happened? When you dial the mobile phone, you are prompted to call a lazy pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it, I dialed it again, and the prompt: the owner has been slaughtered!

10, now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink, your face is soft, which means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over. Happy April Fool's Day!