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How to run for 20 minutes at an altitude of 4000 meters?

Text/Xiao Jingbai

How long should a minute be?

In order to fill it, I will never forget the place at an altitude of 4000 meters. -inscription

Working overtime on weekends, it was midnight when Tao Rui left the company.

Passing by the street food stalls, the proprietress also looked at the flat-screen TV with her chin propped up. Tiger Hu sang "Your Backpack" at Mango Taiwan.

The cold air at night forced the song into his ears, and Tao Ran couldn't take a step away, just like drowning.

The proprietress found the man standing in front of the door and asked him what he wanted to eat.

He shook his head and ran away before he shed tears in the wind.

Hiding under the unlit street lamp, there is his shadow and his only comfort in Gusu City.

His mobile phone screen lights up, and then it goes dark.

So repeatedly ...

When I think of Jinling in the Six Dynasties, I can't smell the old Qinhuai.

In 2000, Tao Rui was in the sixth grade.

Because I didn't slip away early after school, I was caught by the Culture and Entertainment Committee and sent a blackboard newspaper. At that time, the blackboard newspaper in primary school also had a special template, which was about a 32-page booklet. It is sold in color and black and white bookstores.

On the way, the literary and art committee member took Tao Rui to the building and borrowed a template book after work. He naturally looked reluctant, like someone robbed him of the flash card in the raccoon's simple face.

Tao Rui put his hands in his pockets and slowly swayed downstairs. He saw the Cultural and Recreation Committee member standing at the door of the classroom and said, "Chuchu, I've come to borrow a book on the blackboard."

Tao Rui stood behind the literary and art committee. He is a little taller than the Cultural and Entertainment Committee. As soon as he probes, he can see a girl with a ponytail walking from the shadow of the classroom to the light at the door. Light and shadow magically make this girl named Chuchu more lovely. Her bright eyes blinked and she smiled like a sweet candy.

"Well, here you are. Remember to return it early. " Chuchu's voice is nice and sweet.

"No problem, thank you." Say that finish, recreation committee took the blackboard notebook, hurriedly dragged Tao Rui back to the blackboard.

Tao Rui, who was originally very clever, didn't say a word, but she was considerate-Chu Chu is really beautiful! God knows how the sixth grade knows what beauty is. Anyway, this mutual affection is not for rolled sheets.

After graduating from primary school, everyone went directly to junior high school, and Tao Rui was in Class Two.

In winter, he was playing in the corridor with several male students and caught a glimpse of a familiar figure. When he looked intently and recognized that the girl who walked into Class 3 next door with a stack of books was Chuchu, he had been squeezed into the corner by other boys and squeezed out a face of "Jiang Hong".

In math class, the teacher gave a talk about the unary equation. He happily thought about the following important life problems, such as, do you still remember yourself and how to create a chance encounter? ...

He began to pay a little attention to her and went to see her every time he passed her class. As for the information that she is the representative of English class, I have mastered it properly. He is a frequent visitor to the English teacher's office!

When the words are heavy, he will always rush to the office consciously or unconsciously to squat, hang the sheep's head and sell dog meat, and create an encounter with someone in a different way.

I wonder if mother Tao cooked the rooster too many times in the summer vacation. In short, Tao Rui began to develop like a catalyst. The irritating summer heat and the sudden attack of hormones have jointly brewed the acne on his face. The picture is like a martial arts master who has been poisoned by failure to forcibly poison.

On the second day of class, Tao Rui huddled in the corner of the classroom, wishing he couldn't wrap himself up like an Arab.

Murphy's law tells us that the more things you don't want to happen, the more likely it is to happen. For example, when a girl goes out with beautiful makeup, she can't even meet 0.5 handsome guys, but one day she goes out without makeup, hehe, there are handsome boys everywhere!

Therefore, God is willful and likes to show the ugliest side of people to the most beautiful people.

Chu Chu is not only in the same class as Tao Rui, but also the teacher puts her seat in front of him!

The joke was so big that Tao Rui was so scared that he hid in the men's room and hypnotized himself in front of the mirror, telling himself that Zhang Xiaoqing's new face was still growing before the gas attack.

When I was a student, the deskmate and the front and back tables were definitely the most magical positions. Who can be sure that when I was young and ignorant, I didn't have any brains to be Fiona Fang, a child on my desk, like crystal loves jelly?

Anyway, according to this setting of Tao Rui, there is definitely no escape.

To put it simply, Tao Rui of Sagittarius is cheerful and humorous, and has a good popularity. Therefore, from all kinds of borrowing pens and notes to bickering and cheating when sending and receiving homework every day, he can always amuse Chu Chu in the front seat in different ways.

Later, the deskmate quietly asked him, "Do you like Chuchu?"

He said, "I don't know."

The classmate in the next row also came to ask him one day: "Are you interested in Chuchu?"

As a result, even the girls sitting in the first row of the class who have never said a few words to him know that Tao Rui sitting in the last few rows clearly likes Chu Chu.

How can Tao Rui hold back when the whole class assists there?

He took advantage of physical education class's free activities to tell Chuchu. There was a strong wind in the playground that day, so he said the words "I like you" back and forth three times for fear that he could not hear clearly.

Well, important things need to be said three times!

The sunshine in late autumn has the color and taste of maltose. They stepped on the soft yellow autumn grass and fell into a short silence with each other.

Tao Rui was in a hurry and suddenly approached half a step: "You'd better give me a sentence-"

I'm obviously a little flustered and don't know what to say. Burying her head to hide her inner confusion, she pointed to the 400-meter plastic track next to her and said nonsense, "Then you can run ten times."

Say that finish, she bypassed TaoRui, blushing and ran back to the place where the girls gathered.

A group of girls gathered around and asked Chu Chu Tao Rui what he said. Chuchu buried her face and smiled, then shook her head and said, "Nothing, just ask me to borrow my homework."

Her eyes unconsciously drifted in the direction of the playground lawn, only to find that the man had disappeared.

She looked around and looked again. Sure enough, she saw a tall figure on the runway, like a rushing wind. She couldn't help muttering, "Idiot."

Tao Rui was the last to return to the classroom when the bell rang. He was wearing a school uniform around his waist, sweating like a pig, and shouting at the door. The English teacher asked him, "What did you do?"

He finally caught his breath: "I accidentally ran twice again."

"Why did you accidentally recite two more words?" The English teacher grumpily urged him, "Come in for class."

Tao Rui is resting on his desk like a dead dog. During the period, I did not forget to secretly poke Chuchu's back with a written pen, which made Chuchu straighten up and lean forward so that he could not touch it.

He pretended to be dead on his desk, wondering if his ten laps were in vain.

Tao Rui was depressed for a class. I want to ask Chuchu clearly after class, but Chuchu left her seat after class and deliberately avoided him.

Before class, he dug out the textbooks to be used for the next class in his desk. As a result, he took out a bottle of coke and grinned.

Because from his point of view, I can just see a bottle in Chuchu's desk.

In the final exam of the second day of junior high school, the school should divide classes according to the final results. Tao Rui won the first place in mathematics in the whole school. Although his English score is poor, he somehow squeezed into the top ten of the school by serious partiality and became a beacon in the eyes of teachers.

In contrast, Chu Chu's play is not ideal.

Tao Rui felt that she had influenced Chuchu's study, and her attitude suddenly cooled down, feeling that she was good to her.

In the whole year of grade three, although I was in the same class, I never talked to Tao Rui again, and my eyes were faint and cold.

Tao Rui actually regretted it long ago, but Chu Chu never gave him the chance to run ten laps until graduation.

When I graduated, the school organized everyone to watch a movie. After class, the students exchanged QQ and mobile phone numbers. Tao Rui inadvertently walked past Chu Chu and inadvertently wrote down two sets of numbers.

In 2004, high school.

Tao Rui and Chu Chu are no longer in the same school. They have started their own lives.

Tao Rui saved money from 400 yuan's living expenses every month to buy a second-hand Nokia, mainly to hang Q. The first thing he did after he got the phone was to add a clear QQ and send her a text message.

There are too many formulas for trigonometric functions, and Su Dongpo's "Red Cliff Fu" is too difficult to recite. From the most wonderful teacher next door to the April Fool's prank at the same table, Tao Rui seems to have endless words to say to Chu Chu, and he will not give up until Chu Chu surrenders.

Senior one, near the May Day holiday, he sent a message asking Chuchu: If you like, can I run ten laps in your school?

Chuchu replied to him: The doorman in our school is very strict. Come in if you can.

After tutoring on Saturday, Chu Chu just walked out of the school gate and saw Tao Rui appear at the school gate as promised, wearing a school uniform that he didn't know where he got, and his face was ostentatious.

"How many meters is the runway in your school?"

"Four hundred."

"Is there a small playground?"

"That's the basketball court."

"Why don't I run that?"

"I'll go back first."

Tao Ruishun stood on the runway, his eyes extending with the white runway line.

For an instant, he felt full of energy.

He turned around and saw Chuchu sitting on the lawn beside the runway with his arms in his arms.

The May wind is as soft as cotton candy, gently blowing the bangs on her forehead, revealing a smooth forehead, which is ridiculously beautiful. Girls with gradually widening eyebrows and eyes begin to have a lovely temperament.

Chuchu reached for her watch, cleared her throat and said, "I'll give you 20 minutes to finish the race."

"Why! I didn't have time last time! "

"You still have 19 minutes and 50 seconds."

He looked up and shouted, striding and galloping, and the teenager was like the wind.

When Tao Rui was so tired that he collapsed on the lawn beside Chuchu, and had no strength to speak, a bottle of coke appeared in the grand sunshine.

He raised his hand and took the coke, grinning.

"Bang-"carbon dioxide gushed from the crack in the unscrewed bottle cap, and countless small bubbles instantly rushed to the bottle mouth and splashed on Tao Rui's sweaty face, which was embarrassing and funny.

"Ha ha ha ha-"A clear and crisp laugh came from his head, and the temperature mixed with sunlight reached his ears, and he was fascinated.

He laughed with her, feeling better than a comfortable burp after drinking coke.

Then the question is, how far is the distance caused by not being in the same high school?

Comparable to both sides of the Taiwan Strait.

Communication has always been among the people, and we have never seen an official appearance.

It is also very tiring to exchange needed goods occasionally on weekends, but also under the guise of visiting bookstores and libraries.

During the summer vacation of Grade Two, at the junior high school reunion, someone inadvertently talked about the scene that Chu Chu was pursued by many boys in high school, and you deliberately exaggerated what you saw in front of the bar. These things are put in Tao Rui's heart and become cancer over time, which is not unpleasant.

When I was a child, there was no room for sand in my eyes, and Tao Rui was no exception. He had a cold war with her, saying nothing and keeping everything in his heart. The more he ponders those rumors, the less he can taste them.

Tao Rui finally said to Chu Chu, "Let's be good friends."

In this world, if you give a name to all the self-righteous students, you must owe it!

If you want to add a powerful attribute in front of this, it must be "really special!"

Chu Chu looked at the dividing line between her and Tao Rui as "good friends" and smiled slowly.

Maybe boys think this second-best friendship can exist. Everyone has become his old love and found a new one, exactly the same.

However, all "good friends" are just waiting and accompanying in another way.

In the sixth year of acquaintance, Tao Rui thought that they were already friends who trusted each other. Mutual help in school, emotional sharing and mutual support in life have been strengthening this "friendship".

In 2006, after the college entrance examination, Tao Rui studied in Yancheng and Chu Chu was in Suzhou.

He told her that he was in love, broke up and fell in love again. ...

She told him that she would take part in an English contest, run for president of the student union and go backpacking. ...

After several semesters, Tao Ruicai learned from the nearby population that Chu Chu seemed to have had a short-lived relationship.

In the summer vacation after their junior year, they all went back to Nanjing and invited a group of friends to get together. After the people dispersed, Tao Rui sent Chuchu home. Xinjiekou finally faded away under the night, and the neon reflected a blurred illusion.

He casually asked her if anyone was chasing her in college.

"Of course." She stopped, stood in the shadow of a street lamp, and said with a smile, "Not long after we broke up, my friends said he looked like you."

"What's wrong with looking like me? Not very handsome ~ "

"Knowing you is enough. Don't you think I'm bored?" Clearly smiled, still lovely, "and you? No new actions recently? "

"I'm not interested in finding someone. Maybe I said too much before, but now I want to study hard and make progress every day. "

"Then I will wait for you to be the principal."

When I graduated, Tao Rui still didn't become a schoolmaster, but went to Kunshan to work, while Chu Chu worked as an intern in Suzhou.

The requirements of this society for people are almost out of touch. When you still hold the title of student, all the requirements and standards can be lowered, but once you graduate, the immaturity of the whole world has nothing to do with you immediately, and everyone looks at you in an instant, which makes people unprepared.

When two people get close, contact becomes frequent.

When they first entered the society, they found that reality ran counter to their dreams. The only thing they can do is to keep licking all the new wounds.

Gradually, they spit on each other for endless overtime, looking for jokes in the tangled office politics, and worrying about the money for the wedding of colleagues and friends. ...

The tacit understanding of the past has narrowed the distance and we are dependent on each other far away from home. He understood her smile, and she understood his goodness, so they began to believe that it was this man.

Tao Rui went to Suzhou to find Chu Chu. They were eating in Guanqian Street.

She sat down slowly, gently smoothed the small crease in her skirt and asked, "Why did you choose the job in Kunshan? Aren't you going back to Nanjing? "

He unbuttoned his casual clothes and smiled at the beautiful face with light makeup: "Because it is very close to you."

She smiled, and her delicate eyebrows were particularly touching: "Do you still run laps?"

"That depends on whether you give me this chance." Perhaps graduation means maturity, and this time he is not in a hurry to give an answer.

"It's almost 4 kilometers from here to where I live." Chuchuwei raised her mouth. "Would you like to try it after dinner?"

"Twenty minutes?"

"Twenty minutes."

At 9: 00 p.m. 2 1 p.m., Chuchu stood in front of the single apartment building and saw Tao Rui rushing in, with a stronger wind than when she was a student.

Tao Rui gasped and finally recovered: "How long?"

Clearly turn off the mobile phone display, handed TaoRui a bottle of coke: "just 20 minutes. It seems that you usually practice. "

"Ha ha ha ha, that's-"He took the coke, looked up and drank most of it, and drank a little restless.

20 12 years, I graduated for two years.

Most long-distance relationships can't stand it, and they have quarreled over the cold war to separate the two places more than once.

Tao Rui devoted himself to his work and put a lot of pressure on himself. He always thought that everything would be all right after this time.

Chu Chu advised him to go back to Nanjing for development, but he never gave up this relatively strange city and continued to look for greater opportunities here.

On July 10, they made an appointment, but Tao Rui was temporarily called by the boss to receive customers. He tried to explain the reason to Chuchu, but Chuchu was no longer willing to accept his explanation. The two men fought fiercely on the phone and were deadlocked.

Finally, Tao Rui said wearily, "Let's break up."

At this point, Chu Chu is standing on the head of Pingjiang Road.

Cherry blossom powder coat, khaki booties, elegant and perfect makeup.

She stood there, like a thin sculpture, as beautiful as a lonely exhibit in the window, and passers-by couldn't help but take a look. It was so cute.

She calmly said to the phone: "Tao Rui, let's not contact again, forever."

This day is her birthday.

Tao Rui never thought that Chu Chu would disappear into his life.

She changed her mobile phone number, and QQ became black, as if she had never been to his world. When TaoRui noticed this, he realized that it was too late-ChuChu had gone too far.

He buried himself in his work, trying to keep himself busy, trying to work overtime and trying to make himself have no time to think clearly.

Six months later, Tao Rui changed his job and went to work in Suzhou, only to learn that Chu Chu had returned to Nanjing.

A year later, he received a clear invitation in Suzhou.

Working overtime on weekends, it was midnight when Tao Rui left the company. Passing by the street food stalls, the proprietress also looked at the flat-screen TV with her chin propped up. Mango Taiwan is playing "I am a singer", and Tiger Hu sings "Your backpack" in the middle.

"1995/We were at the airport station/You lent it to me/I didn't want to return it/That backpack was full of souvenirs and hardships/and patterns left by friction.

Your backpack/back is not rotten/but it has become the other half of my body/familiar with my sweat/a ring on my shoulder ... "

The cold air at night forced the song into his ears, and Tao Ran couldn't take a step away, just like drowning.

The proprietress found the man standing in front of the door and asked him what he wanted to eat. He shook his head and ran away before he shed tears in the wind.

Hiding under the unlit street lamp, there is his shadow and his only comfort in Gusu City.

His mobile phone screen lights up, and then it goes dark.

So repeatedly.

He hasn't decided whether to attend Chuchu's wedding.

20 15 years, with deep spring and warm days.

Tao Rui stood in front of Chuchu, looking at her wearing a white wedding dress, her full red lips rippling with the radian of fireworks happiness, so cute.

He looked up at the bride's watery eyes with a thick gift in his hand.

"Before I bless you, I have a question."

Chuchu clenched the bouquet in her hand and smiled gently: "What's the problem?"

"At this moment, are you still willing to give me a qualification to run laps for you?" Tao Rui took the corner of his mouth, full of astringency.

"TaoRui, I 12 went to Yunnan. When I saw Yulong Snow Mountain, I thought, if you change the 4000m of the plastic runway to 4000m above sea level, how can you run for 20 minutes? "

Tao Rui turned around and laughed at himself: "It turns out that you are out of reach for me."

At an altitude of 4000 meters, their feelings, in the mutual torture again and again, have already had such a large difficulty coefficient.

After Tao Rui worked overtime again and again? When he forbade intimate contact with friends of the opposite sex?

Or after Chuchu went to the hospital alone to hang water? When she found out that Tao Rui was having an affair with a female colleague on WeChat?

When the wedding March sounded, Tao Rui thought-

If he didn't sacrifice his holiday to pick up the project, but accompanied Chuchu to travel to Yunnan, would the ending be different?

If he had not stuck to his job in Kunshan, but moved to Suzhou, would today's groom be different?

If they refused to work overtime on July 10 and rushed to Suzhou as soon as possible to celebrate Chuchu's birthday, wouldn't they break up?

And if he didn't take the bus for 20 minutes when he ran 4 kilometers to Chuchu apartment last time, would they always be just good friends?

……

If students' feelings are like playing house, they are ignorant and naive, and they are in a hurry to "run ten laps", then "the 20-minute time limit" and "the plastic runway becomes a highway street" are both conscious, deliberately increasing the difficulty for feelings.

In this relationship, she has always been the one who was broken up. She needs courage and excuses to heal her wounds and trust the person who is willing to run the whole race for her again.

Like, that night, at 9: 2 1, Chuchu stood in front of the single apartment building and saw the minute when Tao Rui ran over and hid secretly.

How long should a minute be?

In order to fill it, I will never forget the place at an altitude of 4000 meters.

Finally, Chuchu still didn't answer Tao Rui's question, only smiled: "Old classmate, remember to drink two more cups today."

Have you ever grasped your old love and stubbornly believed that you will always be that person's favorite, a ray of light at the foot of Zhu Shazhi or my bed, even though that person will never say it again?

Do you miss someone because they give you the longest memory?

When you love someone, do you just want her to wait for you forever?

Why do we always prove love by hurting each other?

I didn't realize that love was originally in this world until I lost it?

I received a soybean oil and an email of nearly 2000 words, which contained a story called dog blood.

I was asked to write it down, so I wrote it, regardless of my handwriting.

In addition, what makes me feel is that this email was sent by my mobile phone.

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I am Xiaobai, a Libra born after 90, and the author of Youth is a little funny. It's hard to say I don't like it. =