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Da: Before I perform, I read out a recruitment notice. I checked a mobile phone at the door. Whose does it belong to? Does anyone claim it? (Everyone raises their hands) Oh, there are so many people there? your? What brand? Three shots? That's underwear. I was almost deceived by you. It was so dangerous. Forget it, just leave it with me first. After the performance, whoever drops the phone can come to me to collect it. (Mobile phone rings) Hello, who's there? Zhao: I'm looking for my cell phone. Da: I’m not a mobile phone, I’m a roast chicken. Zhao: Hello, Comrade Roast Chicken. Da: Are you a roast goose? Zhao: I'm sorry, what is your name? Da: Just call me Mr. Bing. Zhao: Mr. Bing, the phone you checked is mine. Da: Oh, look, I’ve got a bargain, so why should I say it’s yours? Zhao: How do I know this number if it's not mine? Da: Oh, that makes sense. It’s yours, so take it. Zhao: Thank you. Where are you? Da: I'm at CCTV. Zhao: Okay, I'll be there soon. Da: I'll wait at the door. Zhao: Okay... Da: Uh... you're here just like that? Zhao: What do you mean? Da: Your mobile phone seems to be quite high-end. Zhao: This is the latest model. Thank you. goodbye. Da: Uh... Zhao: What's wrong? Da: The color of your mobile phone is very fashionable. Zhao: This is a popular color. I'm leaving. goodbye. Da: Uh... Zhao: Commander-in-Chief, I'll give you a thousand yuan for your hard work. What do you think? Da: Didn’t you say it would have been over already? Uh, don't get me wrong. As a military commander like me, let alone 1,000 yuan, even 10,000 yuan, I won't even bend down to check it. Zhao: Yes, this is a small thing, you must accept it. Da: Do you have to accept it? I'll just accept it reluctantly and then talk about it. Hurry up somewhere, CCTV, 1,000 yuan. Zhao: Okay, okay. Da: It costs 1,000 yuan to check a mobile phone. I said a cross talk session only costs 80 yuan. Then I will check my phone more and talk less about cross talk. (The phone rings) Well, business is good. Hello, who is this? Ma: Are you Mr. Zhao? Da: Well, this is Mr. Zhao’s phone number. You made a typo, I am not Mr. Zhao. Who are you? Ma: I am a flatterer. Big: Flatterer, if you have anything to do, please tell me. Ma: You all know my nickname. Mr. Zhao, this time you promote class cadres, why did you only give me a deputy section chief? Da: What do you mean? Ma: Didn’t you say you would give me a full-time section chief? Da: I am still a pauper. I don’t take advantage of the fact that I have a full-time section chief. Ma: It’s not good if you say that. Didn’t I say that I would get 10,000 yuan for minor subjects and 20,000 yuan for main subjects? What I gave you was 20,000 yuan. Da: Don’t talk nonsense about 12,000, I didn’t see any money. Ma: What do you mean by not seeing the money? Why do you say that? You can't even forgive my wife. Da: I don’t know who your wife is. I don’t even know. Why can’t I be sorry? Ma: You often play mahjong with my wife. While playing mahjong, you touch her hands. Now, my wife has psoriasis on one hand. Da: It’s none of my business that your wife has psoriasis. (Shut down the phone) This Mr. Zhao can do it. It’s money and hands. This guy has money. Ask him for some more. (Dial the phone) Hello, Mr. Zhao? Zhao: Who? Da: I'm the soldier who checked your cell phone. Zhao: Hello, hello, how do you know I am Mr. Zhao? Da: This is not important. I want to discuss something with you. Zhao: You say it, you say it. Da: Do you think the 1,000 yuan hard-earned fee is a little less? Zhao: Mr. Bing, I’ll give you 1,000 yuan to check your cell phone. Da: Originally it was almost done. Look, didn't that flatterer give you 20,000 yuan to become the section chief? Zhao: What did you say? Da: Don't be nervous. Is the psoriasis on your hands pretty serious? Don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person, I just want money. Zhao: Okay, okay, how much do you think it will be? Da: Look at 2,000... Zhao: 2,000? Okay, okay, 2,000 is 2,000! Just wait, I'll be there soon. goodbye. Da: Thank you. 2,000 yuan is fine. (The phone rings again) Hello! That one? Mosquito: It's me. Da: Who are you? Mosquito: You have a tumor in your ear and you can’t even hear my voice? Da: You must have corns in your throat. How can I tell who you are? Mosquito: You hate it, am I a mosquito? Da: Oh, you are the mosquito and I am the swatter. Slap you mosquito to death.

Mosquito: You heartless person, I know you don’t like me, Mosquito. Da: Then who do I like? Mosquito: You like that moth. Da: This Mr. Zhao seems to be a gecko. He either likes mosquitoes or moths. Why do you say I like moths? Mosquito: Of course. You bought her two bedrooms, two living rooms, two kitchens and two bathrooms. What about me? Da: What did I give you? Mosquito: One room and one living room, no kitchen or bathroom. Da: What does it mean to have no kitchen or bathroom? Mosquito: My bathroom is shared with others. It’s big; if you want mosquitoes, I said that a cross talk show only costs 80 yuan, and it’s enough for you to have one room and one living room. Mosquito: No! You buy a villa with me. Da: What set should I buy? Mosquito: Villa! Da: I’ll buy you a set of red cards. Mosquito: You buy it from me. Mr. Zhao, if you don’t buy from me, I will come to your office tomorrow and expose all your shameful scandals to you. Just wait! Da: You must come. Tell me all my shameful things one by one. Mosquito: Where are you? Da: I'm at CCTV. Mosquito: Wait at the door. Da: (Singing) Just leave if you say so. Anyone who doesn’t will be a puppy... Hey, are you dead? If it's less, give him a call again. How much do you think it would be? (50,000 viewers) 50,000? I dare not ask for it. Do you dare? In this way, you give me 20,000 yuan and give you the mobile phone, and you go and ask for 50,000 yuan. (Zhao and Mosquito enter noisily) Mosquito: When he was chasing me, he called me all day long. Zhao: Who checked my phone? Friends? Did you check my phone? Da: No? Zhao: Who checked my phone? Mosquito: Alas... Is it your mobile phone that is more important, or is it me, Mosquito? Zhao: Of course mosquitoes are important! Big: Even more important if moths come. Mosquito: Everyone knows there is a moth! You buy a villa with me. Zhao: How can I have the money to buy a villa? Mosquito: I don’t care! Da: Have you spent all the 20,000 yuan the toady gave you? Zhao: What 20,000 yuan? Mosquito: 20,000 yuan? Zhao: I only have 1,000 yuan at most. Da: Impossible, he has at least 2,000, otherwise his mobile phone cannot be taken away. Zhao: I understand. It was you who checked the phone. We pay with one hand and deliver the goods with one hand. Da: We just said 2,000, right? Now I want to raise the price. Zhao: How much do you want? Da: I want a villa. Zhao: That villa is mine. Da: Exactly 2 sets, one for you and one for me. Zhao: Are you blackmailing? Da: I'm just blackmailing, what can you do to me? Zhao: I will go to the public security bureau to sue you. Da: You can’t go to the Public Security Bureau. There are friends from the Public Security Bureau sitting here today. Friends from the Public Security Bureau express their gratitude (applause). Zhao: Is there really a public security bureau? Do you think I dare not shout? Big: Come on, shout! 1, 2, 3! Zhao: I don’t have the same knowledge as you! Da: You don’t dare to shout, I dare to shout, uncle policeman! I caught a corrupt criminal! Mosquito: Oops, this guy surnamed Zhao will be caught soon. I can’t get that villa. Otherwise, if I sell this one bedroom and one living room, it will be much more reliable to make some money. Hey, who wants my one bedroom and one living room? If the price is comfortable, buy one and get one free. Zhao: Mosquito, this whole room is mine.