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Composition: To my uncle who is a soldier abroad (at least 200 words).

Uncle:

Look at these words the way you see them. Two years passed quickly. I have been in grade XXX, and I have made some progress in my study. I live independently and don't need my mother's hard work. Two years after you left, I grew up.

Uncle, you should strengthen physical training at ordinary times. A few drops of sweat and blood flow on the battlefield. After all, I am such an uncle. Uncle, I suggest you stay in the army, and you are no match now. However, after all, soldiers in the army, made of iron and flowing water, usually want to befriend the company commander and pretend to be close to their comrades. Grandpa will give you some local products of our hometown later, remember to give them to the monitor and company commander, and you can also buy some bottles of soju for the company commander yourself. Don't be stingy in this regard. If the company commander has children, he can send them in red envelopes. Although you don't look at me, I know these things better than anyone. If you do these things well, you will be given priority in the future.

Uncle, don't say I'm not simple and sophisticated. Uncle, you don't know that buttering up gifts has taken root in my young mind. Last year, a little bastard nicknamed "Tai Sui" in our class kissed a girl (that's the girl I secretly loved for a long time). He is only a few years old, and he dares to do such inferior things in public without long hair. That's not all. His grades are a mess. This unified simulation of the whole city, he became the last in the city, which seriously delayed Mr. Wang's evaluation of professional titles and bonus. But I only got the penultimate exam in my class. Teacher Wang dragged me and him to the office. I only said to him, "son, you are very smart. You should use it in your study. The teacher will take good care of you." At the end of the day, I even gave that bastard goose bumps like a child. Then it was my turn. Teacher Wang smiled and said to Tai Sui, "Thank your father for me. Go back to the classroom. " . Next thing you know, I was abused. Teacher Wang is only in his twenties. When he treated me, it was the time when menopause came early. "You fucking pig was a flat came. I suggest you take other classes. I am a top student with excellent academic performance. You said you bastard got into this class. . . . "

My young and simple wishes and expectations for the beauty of mankind have been shattered since then. From ignorance to reticence, I have seen through this group of people who are called animals by role models. Inadvertently, I learned from Tai Sui why Mr. Wang was so kind to that bastard. Tai sui's father is the director of the city's education bureau, and Tai sui's mother gives gifts to Mr. Wang on holidays. I thought to myself, can these teachers not be the jerk "Corporal Li Xian"? This is the status quo.

Uncle, on the one hand, he should exercise his skills, on the other hand, he should serve those flat calves like his parents. Sooner or later, we need someone here. Uncle, remember what my nephew said.

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