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April fool's day pranks, girlfriends love warm text messages.
1. Deleting address book, all information will be lost, please wait. ...
2. Good horse, it has four legs, the sea is full of water, and the fool who looks at the mobile phone is grinning!
I'm going to invite you to dinner. Do you want to come? Tell me quickly. Say it. After reading the text message, the time limit has passed! Happy April Fool's Day!
This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?
5. Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is full of bad colors. Please take it off immediately and throw it in the toilet to ensure safety. Very good, very good! Happy April Fool's Day!
6. Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!
7. The big sand melon is wet with mud, with white and black mud as bait at night, deep-rooted ice wine as wet, and wet mud as lazy at night. Wash the monkey on the stand and watch the fragrant wine wet with mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?
8. Romantic in my heart, every day is Valentine's Day; Be grateful, every day is Thanksgiving; Get up early and get greedy, every day is labor day; I can fool you. Every day is carnival and April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!
9. Toad wanted to chase the swan, and the swan said disdainfully, if I grew up like you, I would have died long ago. Toad whispered that the pig was still alive and well. Hearing this, the pig said indignantly, I was just reading the text message. Who do I want to piss off?
10. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!
1 1. Having known you for so long, you should know your place in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are ... two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!
12. Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!
13. Today is April Fool's Day. You're lucky not to be stupid. Being stupid is also an honor. I'm relieved not to be stupid. If you are stupid, you should be happy. I wish you a "fool" in your work, a "fool" in your ability, a "fool" in your life, and a quick fool!
14. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.
15. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!
16. Dear users, your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!
17. Recently, the wind was very tight, and the original bank robbery plan was suspended. The boss told you not to act rashly lest the police suspect you. Specific boot time and other notifications. Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!
18. Dear mobile users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city. Bonus 10000 RMB. Please take * * * to any bank to get it. Password: Don't move. Happy April Fool's Day!
19. The wolf came and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: the big pig blocked the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!
20. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!
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