Non-mainstream classic quotes that will kill you

1. Although I believe in eachother, I may not believe in you

2. Neurotic patients have broad minds, while mentally retarded children have more joy

3. What is love in the world? It's just that men and women delay each other...

4. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and beauty is in the eye of the enemy

5. Skipping class is not good, although I did it when I was a child.

6. Meeting strangers is actually very troublesome. Many lies had to be told again.

7. On the mahjong table, there is always a new beginning and a new ending

8. My future husband, who are you passionately in love with now

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9. If handsome people can be eaten. My handsomeness can feed the whole of China!

10. One person lives, two people live happily, three people live and die.

11. Wow, the typhoon is so strong, it blows my heart.

12. Fight all the soy sauce in the world and let others be jealous.

13. Only after the rain has passed, we can see clearly that we cannot escape the ending.

14. A friend called my home phone and asked where are you now.

15. You and I will grow old together, and money will continue to run

16. The funniest thing in the world is that you lie in his arms and tell me you love me< /p>

17. It is better to give everything to be loved than to give everything for your lover!

18. She is very cute, tell her mother. Mom, I’m going to the city

19. If you don’t go to hell, I will go to hell, so you must go to hell

20. You are like a light bulb, emitting a dazzling light

21. When I eat meat, there is a time when you gnaw bones

22. Is there anyone who doesn’t want to fall in love like me and wants to find someone to marry directly in the future

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24. The early bird catches the worm, but I found that the early bird catches the worm.

25. If you were an angel, the price for seeing you would be my death!

26. If you don’t fall asleep in class, get drunk at the wine table

27. If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won’t be lonely.

28. After seeing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

29. I want to organize a streaking team and then go directly to the mental hospital. Non-mainstream classic quotations

1. Love is like playing basketball, there is offense and defense, and sometimes there are fake moves!

2. The revolution must still succeed even if comrades have not yet worked hard.

3. The only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don’t have

4. I am even more afraid of seeing something so deep in his eyes The bottom of mourning.

5. Even if there is no distance, love is still a long-distance race.

6. Don’t think you can leave easily and come back easily. My sister is not that broad-minded.

7. Those things that make us recall our lives are only things we wanted to have but could not have.

8. Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

9. Dating is when a man and a woman show off their unprecedented acting skills.

10. Pure, fictitious, chaotic, beautiful.

11. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

12. I’m not Baidu, so don’t ask me everything!

13. I’m not wrong, but I’ve never been right!

14. We will know what happens tomorrow.

15. I hate that my father is not surnamed Li, and I hate that my father is not a strong man.

16. A family with "strongness" is stronger than a wealthy businessman.

17. You are Feng'er and I am Sha. If you don't love me, I will commit suicide!

18. If life is a one-way ticket, I will take it!

19. Life is too difficult. In order to master the art of eating, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

20. Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed.

21. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t used a honey trap yet!

22. The brain is the most noble organ - because it is the brain that tells you.

23. The wind is strong, blowing on your face, the sun is shining brightly, and your heart can enjoy it quietly.

24. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, doing all simple things right is not simple.

25. If you can’t wear wedding clothes for the woman you love, Please stop unbuttoning her clothes.

26. Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is to have a brain.

27. You will suddenly find out after seeing me. It turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

28. Listen to your words and hang yourself on the southeast branch

29. I have never been willing to tell you. I have always had a premonition that we will be inseparable in this life

30. Loneliness is a physical state, and feeling lonely is a mental state.

31. I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask me to answer this or that.

32. Go find the person who appears in your dream when you wake up

33. If you have a shoe-pad face, don’t blame others for stepping on you.

34. If you can do something, try not to make any noise. Sad non-mainstream classic quotations

1. There is more than just a word of love for me, it is a lifelong dependence.

2. When I am alone, tears still fall down.

3. Love songs are like games, every sentence is included in the play, but it is too virtual.

4. There are many memories that I can’t let go of even though I know they are painful.

5. I don’t like to owe others, and I don’t like others to owe me.

6. Lovers always break up and get back together, but we are drifting apart.

7. It doesn’t matter if you don’t care about me, just let me care about you.

8. Please don’t wake me up, I’m afraid I won’t be able to see you when I open my eyes.

9. Don’t be sad, girl, there is always someone waiting for you there.

10. You have never belonged to me, so there is no loss.

11. In the end, the person I love is not the person who loves me.

12. No matter what the world is like, our distance is never the same.

13. Sadness is waiting in the rain, just hold our hands here.

14. I want someone to understand me, even if I don’t say anything.

15. Whether it is true or false, it is not that important.

16. Being in the right place and meeting the right person is true happiness.

17. Tears are the gift you mailed to me, and the address is not very happy.

18. I admit that I am jealous. I am jealous that you give her too much love.

19. Hiding alone in a deserted corner, counting the sorrows you have given me.

20. If that is your love, then it is too heavy and I cannot bear it.

21. At least cherish me a little. Maybe this miss will last forever.

22. I dreamed of eating spaghetti and woke up in the morning to find that my shoelaces were gone!

23. I just didn’t want to quit in embarrassment, so I had to choose to leave silently.

24. If you look at everything with a calm eye in the excitement, you will save a lot of worries.

25. You make me feel that our relationship is more than this. But it can only be like this.

26. I want to tell you that I love you, and no one can replace this love.

27. Memories cannot involve our past, and time fades away our present.

28. I don’t know when we started to get used to habits that we shouldn’t get used to.

29. When youth is over, all those childish loves will be released.

30. Memories are like ghosts. If I say I don’t hate you, I’m just telling the truth.

31. Since I got a sitting toilet, my mother no longer worries about me falling into the toilet.

32. I am still here, always here, but you don’t know that I am waiting for you.

33. Waiting is not for you to come back, but to find an excuse not to leave.

34. Time has diluted our promises, and the beautiful wounds outline the past.

35. There are too many things that cannot be forgotten and are too heavy, and then they start to become complicated and irritable.

36. I am fortunate to be able to walk on the first unfamiliar street with your memories in mind.

37. When I was a child, I laughed while crying. When I grow up, I laugh and cry.

38. I opened the drawer and took out the old, mottled camera. The photos in the lens could only be the past.

39. You are at a loss that I can’t imagine, and I am insignificant that you can’t imagine.

40. You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom.

41. Wandering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is hurt!

42. The summer that is engraved in my memory is the tears we shed together in the sun. .

43. The most powerful people in the world are those who can live alone.

44. Try to become the version of yourself you like, and everything will be possible.

45. I always feel that you don’t love me as much as before. What should I do, but I love you more and more deeply.

46. Any other reason for getting married other than love is deception.

47. I bear the pain of the wound alone, but I am still unwilling to let go.

48. In this world, there are not so many simple ifs. If you don’t love, you don’t love.

49. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and forced us to separate.

50. Why bother to prove anything to unworthy people? Living a better life is for yourself. Hilarious non-mainstream classic quotations

1. Ten years later, the court sentenced the murderer to death for the second time.

2. I would like to dedicate this book to my brilliant and outstanding wife. Without her, I would be nothing. When I was in pain, she comforted me; when I failed, she gave me confidence again. She never complained, never interfered with my career, never inquired about the details, and never made comments. She always suffered the hardships of life silently... (Author's note - special thanks to my wife for writing the preface to this book) < /p>

3. I pretended to work for my boss, and my boss pretended to pay me a salary.

4. My wife and I have not spoken for 18 months, and I have no chance to interrupt her.

5. Have you ever heard the story of "The big pig said yes, and the little pig said no"?

6. I never watch TV. I just always check whether the TV programs in the newspapers are misprinted.

7. Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, one is the first day of the lunar month and the other is the fifteenth day.

8. Why are you so ignorant? Your uncle is here, why would you think of going to the zoo to see bears?

9. My eyesight is very poor. For example, can you see the thumbtack on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.

10. Every day I set a new world record - the number of days I have lived in the world.

11. Clerk: Miss, these ten hundred dollar bills are all fake.

Pretty girl: Ah! I was raped!

12. Customer: I paid the same price. Why was the steak given to me yesterday big and tender, but the steak given to me today was small and old?

Waiter: Because you were sitting by the window yesterday.

13. Thief A: Count how much money you robbed today?

Thief B: No, you will know after reading the newspaper tomorrow.

14. In the Internet world, your girlfriend may be a man and your boyfriend may be a woman. This is painful, but you have to accept it.

15. Your shooting performance is really bad. If I were you, I would commit suicide immediately, just in case you want to bring more bullets.

16. If you want to compete with a tiger to see who can starve more, you will definitely win.

17. I put the TV remote control on my waist and pretended to have bought a new mobile phone.

18. Just having money does not make people happy, so I also stole some jewelry, stamps, watches and so on

19. Tourist: Master, what is the thatched cottage over there? Toilet?

Monk: Except for the thatched cottage, the rest of the place is a toilet.

20. I don’t understand why you don’t steal valuable things but steal those worthless things?

Thief: That’s enough! Just because of this, my wife has been scolding me for more than a month.

21. If a lawyer and a politician fell into the river at the same time, would you go to drink coffee or go to a movie? (Multiple choice question)

22. If it didn’t happen to me, this would be really funny.

23. Do you want to have a good set of teeth? Here are three lessons for you: 1. Rinse your mouth after meals and brush your teeth in the morning and evening; 2. Go to the hospital to check your teeth every two years; 3. Mind your own business.