Who gives a few jokes about New Year?

Spring Festival blessing message "Peace is a blessing, peace is a blessing, peace is a blessing, smoothness is a blessing, flatness is a blessing, flatness is a blessing, balance is a blessing, stability is a blessing, life is happy, I wish you happiness every day!" Blessing message "you can't change the weather, but you can change your mood;" You can't choose appearance, but you can choose expression; You can't go forward tomorrow, but you must make good use of today! I wish you happy every day, happy every day! "The original Chinese New Year SMS 1: I wish you a new year of Yan Chongnian: people are rich in Donglu, wealth comes to Yan Yingchun Ni, happiness is like the climax of the East China Sea, life is longer than Sima Nanshan, money is spent, financial resources are gathered, newspapers are opened every day, and martial arts are celebrated every day. The original Chinese New Year message 2: "Cut some beautiful clothes and taste a few cups of fragrant tea nectar. Invite three or five friends and relatives to talk about their spring planting and autumn collection. Qingfeng cashier dog resigned to welcome the new year golden pig. The sender is sincere and clever, and the reader lives long. Wish you a happy Spring Festival! "Let friendship be deeper in care, family be warmer in care, mind be calmer in frankness, life be better in simplicity, blessings be better in greetings, and Spring Festival be happier in blessings! The golden pig sends good luck, and the Olympic Fuwa comes to help: Beibei sends you Man Cang, Jingjing sends you a full house, Huanhuan sends you all the best, welcomes you to good health, and Nini sends you a long life. I wish you a happy new year and good luck! It feels good to have you in my life; I feel warm with you in my memory; I feel brilliant to have you on my journey; It's warm to have you in the loss; I feel kind to have you silently; With you among my friends, I am no longer lonely! Happy new year! Shake your head, all roads are roads; The ears are flapping and the sun is shining; Ass arch arch, happiness is all; Tail up, happy smile; The golden pig hummed with loud steps; Fireworks are swaying and bells are ringing. I wish you a happy New Year's Eve! Face life with a saint's mentality, control life with a scientific method, nourish the stomach with the emperor's royal diet, wash the lungs with clean air, sleep with the feeling of a pig, and bask in the bright sunshine. Happy New Year The success of life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well. When the mind tends to be calm, the spirit becomes detached. Give yourself a smile, the sun is new every day. May the golden pig bring you good luck, smooth sailing and a happy new year. I am a pig, and I will accompany you this year. I was lucky and everything went well. Piggy wishes you all the best and your dreams come true. Ahem ~ Ahem ~ Ahem ~ ~ The Spring Festival is coming. I knitted a red sweater for you by candlelight and twisted it with wool to bless you: peace is the front, happiness is the back, and luck is the thick shoulder. I wear it in my sleeve, and my collar is considerate, and my pocket is full of happiness. I can wear it on my body and let my heart spend the New Year with you. Friendship floats in a cup, romance is tasted in coffee, aftertaste is felt in tea, life is tasted in white water, and blessings are transmitted in short messages! Happy new year! Health is the best gift, contentment is the greatest wealth, self-confidence is the best virtue, care is the most sincere greeting, care is the most selfless miss, and blessing is the best word. may you have a happy new year! Peace and happiness! It was my sister who made the expedition to Hainan, and Ling Bo walked on the edge of the mainland. Su Yan is as beautiful as ChristianRandPhillips and as proud as Qiuyu Chrysanthemum. Learned and virtuous, passers-by shake their heads and sing Wei. The flood surges from the east, my heart is flying and the spring tide is surging. Love you forever, happy Spring Festival forever! If you give a paper clip, you may get a big villa back. Send away a Beijing Ba dog, and you will surely welcome a little golden pig. If you send a New Year letter, you may win an Elantra. If you give love and understanding, you will get harmony and tolerance. SMS instead of kowtowing, I wish you a happy and healthy New Year! Mountains can block the sky and the heights, but they can't stop the deep thoughts; Jingwei can open the distance, but can't stop the sincere feelings; Time can pass, and friends will be close no matter how far away they are. Spring Festival is coming, send my blessing! The bell on New Year's Eve is about to ring. In the new year, I wish you giggle at work, be lively after work, hum a tune in your mouth, snore at night, and wake up startled. Your pillow is full of money! Meeting is a melodious song, knowing each other is a cup of mellow wine, getting along is flying like a wild goose, and knowing each other is Gu Teng. When you are calm, you will always bless silently. May happiness and peace accompany your sweet life. Happy New Year. The moment of fireworks is happiness, the moment of shooting stars is prayer, and the moment of missing is touching. I just want you to know that I sincerely wish you a happy life! Happy new year! A glass of water will touch passers-by, a drop of water will touch grass, a cloud will touch the sky and a love will touch the world. When the new year is coming, sending blessings in advance will touch friends! Gather the sunshine of Mount Everest, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, exhaust the blessings of the Gangdise Mountain, and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift for you. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, all your wishes come true and all the best! No matter how many greetings you receive, I will still give you my belated blessing; No matter how much happiness you embrace, I still want to give you a belated prayer: happy day! Everything goes well! Spring Festival is coming, pay a New Year call early: pay a good visit to the whole family; Second, it is less difficult to worship; Worship troubles three times; Four worships are not old; Worship children's filial piety; Six thanks for happiness; 7. Worship sadness and throw it away; Eight worships have high income; Jiubai security shield; Ten worshippers are happy.

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