On the domineering of pierced ears: 202 1

1. People who have pierced their ears should never leave their ears idle.

There are two holes in the left ear and one hole in the right ear. The price of earrings is countless, regardless of the control of earrings.

3. Release time:-:Category: Love.

4. When three people walk together, two of them are whispering, will the other think he is speaking ill of himself?

5. Give you trust. Close your eyes and cover your ears.

6. Don't deny me with your eyes and ears.

7. If one day I dye my black hair and go out with makeup every day, with dark nail polish and silver on my ears, thank you for making me who I am.

8. He is the one I love. If he is not blind, please don't know him with your ears.

9. Remember your appearance with your eyes and your heartbeat with your ears.

10. I chased lanterns with you in the street last night, but my mother dragged me home. I will wake up tomorrow covered with alcohol and burden.

1 1. Don't tell me you love me. My ears are dirty and my eyes are ruined.

12. There are fewer and fewer girls without ear holes, and more and more girls with three, four, five, six and seven holes in their ears.

13. Are you blind or deaf? Can't you see that he is my boyfriend? You are so shy to hook up with him.

14. Today is the winter solstice. Remember to eat jiaozi instead of frozen ears.

15. Maybe I'm not so reliable, maybe what I see with my eyes is not reliable, maybe what I hear with my ears is not reliable, but you have to believe in your own heart, I live in your heart.

16. I remember when I was a child, adults always said not to point at the moon, or the moon would cut its ears.

17. Remember not to understand the gossip of the other half with your ears, and don't forget the importance of trust.

18. I never know the person I love with my ears.

19. People who know me never need to know me with their ears.

20. You said that I listened in one ear and went out in the other, but you didn't know that I remembered it attentively.

2 1. I sat in a forest, like a blind man who hadn't walked for years, and forgot the sound of walking. My ears are flowers and insects dyed red by spring.

22. Without your advice, my ears always feel lost. It never occurred to me that I have been looking for it, but I have been missing it.

23. When I was a child, I heard my grandmother say that I used my fingers on the moon. At night, when you are asleep, it will slip down and cut off your ear. ...

24. I like to grab the dog's ear when he is asleep and shout: there is a monster ... and then he gets up and chases me to bite. ....

25. Don't listen to me with your ears. Think carefully about why I told you not to betray my trust. After all, I will only believe it once.

26. If you have bright eyes, please don't understand me with your ears.

27. When parents are away, they are always thieves. Turn on the computer and listen to footsteps while playing!

28. Tutu: I can give you the trust of closing your eyes and covering your ears.

29. I gave you the trust of blindfolding and blocking your ears.

If you are not blind, don't observe me with your ears.

3 1. If you are not blind, please don't just listen to me, ok? This will only make you think that I am blind and have a crush on you.

32. Ear holes are easy to heal, which means that all the pain you endured before was in vain! ! !

33. Infections are prone to occur, ranging from a few days to a week.

34. Kissing is a secret. It is spoken with the mouth, not with the ear.

When I cry, give me your shoulder. Give me your ears when I lose my temper, and your heart when I tell you. That's enough.

36. The white rabbit has white ears and is very coquettish and lovely.

37. Lying to your ear will make your eyes move.

38. When love has only mouth but no ears, you only believe what you guess. When love has only eyes but no ears, you will only see what you are afraid to see.

Spongebob: How can you believe it? Because you have no ears at all! !

40. Wearing headphones to listen to the concert in the car was electrocuted by the headphone cable.

4 1. The world is too noisy, and dreams are always disturbed, which is not good, long ears, so worry-free.

42. If your eyes are blind and your limbs are weak, I will hold you, hold you and see you clearly for you. You know, I can give you the trust to close your eyes and cover your ears.

43. Master Xing said that Wukong said that he died in his sleep. Maybe he shouted with a golden hoop in his ear when he slept? hahaha

44. I believe you with my eyes closed and my ears closed, but the result is that I have been deceiving myself.

202 1 on the domineering of starting school

It's already September, no matter what happens, no matter what kind of storm you encounter, the final result will always be that friends from all over the world will start school and rush to a place. So, don't worry, the last time I reported for school was the last two days.

1. In two days, man show seniors will change sandals into canvas shoes, flower underpants into jeans, put away their wretched smiles, hide man show's eyes, help you lead the way, help you carry your bags, solve puzzles, answer your doubts, call you, let you buckle, fuck all of you and add your friends! Yes, the seniors are ready to go!

2. You can't die in summer vacation! Can't die! What should I do if you die? I don't want to go with Mr. Xue Kai! I don't want it! Summer vacation jun, are you abandoning me? How am I supposed to live? Mr. Xue Kai, get away from me! I'm not going with you! Shit is boiling.

3. ask for high temperature! Seek exposure! 40 degrees! Begging for rain! It doesn't matter how hard we are! Be sure to let freshmen get exercise! ! !

4. People who are looking forward to starting school are because there are people in different places, and those who are not looking forward to starting school are because there are people in the local area!

Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time. You study, or you don't study, the book is there, and you have to read it sooner or later. You listen, or you don't listen, the teacher is here, and you don't leave until class is over. You study, or you don't study, the exam is there and you never give up. You come, you don't come, the roll call is there, love will come or not. Go to school silently. Lonely and helpless.

6. Those seniors who wear slippers to class are just sincere. Maybe you, a well-dressed senior, will be welcome to wear shoes on that day every semester.

7. I'm not prepared or worried. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation.

At the beginning of school, the teacher said: School is our home. The semester is over, the teacher said, you think school is your home!

9. It is said that there is a phobia called school phobia. Unfortunately, I have been suffering from this disease for many years.

10. Do you still remember the first day of school? Everyone pretends to be serious.

1 1. September is the season when seniors seduce seniors, seniors seduce seniors, seniors covet seniors, seniors cling to seniors, seniors are jealous of seniors, seniors hate seniors, seniors abandon seniors, seniors retaliate against seniors, seniors cheat seniors, seniors please seniors, seniors pursue seniors, and seniors refuse seniors.

12. Good seniors don't welcome freshmen. Those who rush to help you with your luggage as soon as they settle down are not good seniors. They are good wolves, and the kindest ones are just selling phone cards.

13. Tell you a terrible news, crying for the ground, crying for tears, grief-stricken, absolutely shocked and quite regrettable: Dear, your summer balance has run out. If you need to recharge a lot, you have to wait another month.

14. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and my lover is mine.

202 1 domineering talk about not falling in love

1. Today, before the teacher came to class, there was a fierce noise in the classroom. A classmate suddenly shouted: Call bitch B! The teacher walked into the classroom.

When I went out today, I saw a beautiful woman holding a child on the road, so I went up to touch the child and said to the beautiful woman, this child is so cute, can I kiss it? The beauty said: Of course. So I held the beauty's face and kissed it.

3. When looking in the mirror, I generally dare not look more, for fear that I will fall in love with myself. Really, how can there be such ugly people in the world, but what's wrong with being so charming?

Last night, I dreamed that an old man with white hair tied a red rope to me. I didn't say anything, so I started hitting him until he was black and blue. I knelt down and begged for mercy. Later, I asked him, what is your name? The old man said that people call me Yue Lao. Now I'm going to apologize to Yuelao Temple. Is it too late?

I remember seeing a boy when I was a child, with delicate facial features, delicate face and pure and clean breath, like an out-of-touch elf. My mother told me that it was the first time I knew about children. It was called a mirror!

6. Confess with the goddess and use WeChat to transfer RMB. The goddess received a decisive reply and said: I don't love you, thank you! So I answered again, and she answered decisively. After repeating this several times, I gave her a clever answer. She kept going back, and I made her unconscious three times in a row.

7. The power of wanting to die but not daring to die has sustained me up to now.

8. Some of our friends are chatting together. One of them, surnamed Li, asked, My wife is going to give birth soon. What should I name her? Another answer: If it is a girl, let's call it Li Yamei! Everyone thinks it's not bad, but this idiot added: Your wife will call you Yamei Dad in the future!

9. Today, I suddenly found out that love in junior high school died of changing seats, high school died of placement, and college died of graduation, but I am not. Up to now, I have no face to fall in love and die of looks.

10. I know it's wrong, but I really enjoy wasting time!

1 1. I had a dream at night that a group of people were chasing me! Then I woke up, drank saliva and fell asleep, but I didn't expect to return to that dream. The gang said, hey, how dare you come back?

12. It's getting colder and colder this winter. I asked my father: When can I buy an air conditioner? Dad frowned awkwardly: buy it tomorrow! The next day, my father came home with a rusty second-hand air conditioner and said to us: If it is cold, just lift this air conditioner and lift it a few times to keep warm.

13. A doctor's buddy is an anorectal doctor. At a party, someone asked him why he chose such a department. The buddy sighed and said that he was still changing his major at that time. Once he had dinner with several old doctors in the hospital, he asked which department of the hospital earned more money, some said surgery, and some said orthopedics. At this time, a respected old dean of the hospital said: Bullshit! Ophthalmology is the most profitable! So my buddy finally chose anorectal department.

14. I tried to pick up girls, and now I'm lying in the hospital, but the nurse looks good. Then I tried again, and now at the police station, the police flowers are beautiful, too. I felt that the first two times were not sincere enough, so I tried again. Anyway, I'm going to shave my head. Finally, I went to prison, but the prison guard was a super invincible beautiful girl. I plucked up my courage, found unprecedented courage and tried again. Now I finally succeeded. As soon as I heard the loaded gun, I looked at the face of the execution judge in despair. Shoot me, I can still hold it. Then I opened my eyes again and arrived at Naihe Bridge. I looked at Meng Po in front of me and thought Meng Po was good. I'm going to try one last time!

15. Don't wait, your the only thrill won't come. He is a garbage, eating chicken online all day.

16. My name is very annoying, very likable, and I won't get tired of looking at it.

17. I lost at chess with my girlfriend. No way! You are the chess master in your class. After she learned it, she didn't follow the routine at all. Her soldiers can walk two steps and call themselves special forces. Her gun can climb over two mountains, saying that now the technology is developed and the distance is increased. Her car can turn, and she asked me, have you ever seen a car that can't turn? Her horse can walk, saying it is a swift horse. Her elephant can cross the river and ask me, have you ever seen an elephant that is afraid of water?

18. I like a pure girl in school very much. I've been watching her for a long time. As soon as she appears, I can't help staring. Very cute and simple, but I have been afraid to confess. I saw her crying sadly yesterday. I got up the courage for a long time and went over to comfort her. I'm just saying, don't cry. I'm sorry to see you cry. She looked up and cried. The doctor said my body couldn't fight any more, but I didn't know who my father was. What should I do? I went back to the dormitory that night and learned to smoke.

19. As soon as I entered school, I had no freedom, three meals were not enough, my limbs were weak, I was sad for five days, and I was upset. I made up seven exams, and there were many women. I regretted it very much.

20. Fart is the cry of the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

2 1. Welcome to the glory of the king. I have five seconds to reach your heart.

22. If the person you like just likes you, do you know what this is called? That's called imagination.

23. I heard that there is a kind of coffee called cat excrement coffee, which is to let a cat eat coffee beans and then make coffee with cat excrement. I also bought a few pounds of coffee beans, and when I came back, I starved my cat for a few days before feeding it, but that stupid cat would rather die than eat it. So, I patiently stuffed the cats' mouths one by one and stuffed half a catty of rice. At night, the cat had diarrhea, and some coffee beans in it were still intact. I looked at the pile of cat shit and lost in thought.

24. A few friends had dinner together the other day and had an honest adventure. One of my boyfriend's buddies lost, and he chose a big adventure. I humbly asked him to make a profound confession to a person present for more than five minutes. This guy confessed to his boyfriend, and then I broke up with him yesterday.

25. We don't know each other, but you can take money to befriend me.

26. If you don't understand anything, just kiss me.

27. According to my dad, my mom doesn't want to have a baby too early, and she wants to get rid of me with money. I wanted to drink soda while walking, so I bought a bottle. As a result, I went to the hospital and found a bottle of soda missing! That's why I am now.

28. As soon as my husband came home from playing mahjong in a neighbor's house, his wife said excitedly, Husband, it's the pair of lovers' underwear that we went out to play with this summer, remember? Hanging on the balcony after washing, it was hooked away by a pervert with a stick. . . After listening to his wife's words, the husband relaxed his mood, loosened the underwear he found in his pocket from his neighbor's house, and said to himself, I was wrong about my wife. . .

29. The biology teacher pointed to hemoglobin in class today and said to us: Look, what looks like persimmon cakes is hemoglobin! Then there is about how the persimmon cakes in her hometown are delicious. After a minute, the teacher came to her senses: sorry, I interrupted just now, and now I will continue to talk about persimmon cakes. . .

30.what do you want? Will you stop being unreasonable? Woman: unreasonable, yes, I am unreasonable. As a man, can't you say you are sorry? Just say sorry to me! M: sorry. W: Do you think just saying sorry is enough?

3 1. In summer, I went to the hippo pool in Beijing Zoo. Because of the hot weather, the hippo only showed its head, when I heard a girl say, Oh, my God! There is such a big frog!

32. Last year, my mobile phone was stolen while riding in the North Bus Station, so I called my friend's mobile phone and was hung up three times in a row. Soon I received a text message: Dude, stop fighting. Are you bored? I won't give you your phone back!

33. Teacher: The farmer keeps a chicken and can lay an egg every day. How many eggs can he get a week? Student: Teacher, does his hen rest on Sunday?

34. When I was a child, my father told me that I picked it up next to the trash can. From then on, whenever I am unhappy and sad, I will sit next to the trash can because it smells like home.

35. Son: The teacher said that it is illegal for a father to beat his son. Dad: Idiot! The teacher said the national law, and I beat you with the domestic law.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

37. Those who have an object are called New Year's Eve, and those who have no object are called staying up late.

38. Female:/kloc-ran away from home at the age of 0/8, and you were by my side. When I was helpless, you were by my side. Now that I am lovelorn, you are still with me. I now find that. . . M: Is this the rhythm to tell me? ! W: I found it now. . . Are you a fucking jinx?

39. I am playing with my mobile phone at work. The manager came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, work is a snack! I nodded to the manager, picked up the phone and called, and ordered Japanese matcha, strawberry Dafu, sour purple potato, coconut glutinous rice and sesame with bean paste.

40. Look at the end of Liang Zhu. When Liang Zhu turned into two butterflies in sad music, my eyes were moist, and I silently blessed their love. Suddenly my roommate burst out laughing. I was surprised to ask what happened. She said that Liang Zhu is a fool, and the life span of a butterfly is only about 10 days. Why become so poor? If you become two turtles, this ending is the most perfect. Damn, it's a good thing you're not the author.

202 1 domineering talk

1, don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

Don't say that you will change, it will hinder my pace and waste my youth.

Sorry, I have my first hero and don't want to be your second daughter. thank you

I keep telling myself that I don't want it if I can't think of it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.

If everything becomes boring, I don't mind giving up halfway.

6. Not everyone can play hard to get in love!

I can't give you the whole world. However, my world is all for you!

Please bring your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

I am ambitious enough to satisfy anyone's madness.

10, it is mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

No one can tell me to lose unless I don't want to win.

13, I'm not alone. I've never been tough, so no one needs to worry.

14, only you in this world can have the right to hurt me, and I gave that right.

15, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

I will do anything except love you.

17, don't be infatuated with elder sister, she will make your nose bleed.

18, if you are not me, you'd better not interpret my life with your own understanding.

19, your love is not worthy, so my love for you is not worthy.

20. There are no losers in the world unless you don't want to win.

2 1, don't think you are great. In my eyes, you are nothing at all.

22. I stick to my style and live in my time.

23. Embrace the only you in the world, hopelessly firm.

24. Buy eternity in an instant, and buy yours from now on.

As a rainbow, the whole sky should shine after rain.

26. People who like you want your gift; People who love you also want your future.

27. When the time is right, let's hold hands aboveboard.

I don't want to owe you anything. I have collected all the cold water you poured on me. I'll pour it back to you after boiling.

29. I can love it vigorously, or I can love it dry and crisp, but it all depends on you.

30, forget it, you don't understand, this is the distance. I told you, but you still don't understand. This is the generation gap.

3 1. Stay with me, do you want everything? No matter how wild you are, you know you should refuse.

32. Although I don't have enviable love, I have a friendship that makes me proud.

33. Don't tell me how nice she is. Why didn't you tell me I brought you?

34. Everyone enjoys success, but the road to success is not necessarily what everyone wants to take.

Shake hands with loneliness and greet the air. Don't be too nice to me. I will be proud.

36. What about being abandoned by the whole world? I still have myself, and I love myself.

37. If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

38. Always be a first-class version of yourself and always be a second-class version of others.

I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

40. One day my name will appear in your household registration book, so I can't be your wife's stepmother.

4 1, I want you to know that Russia is beginning to like you, and you have no right to refuse.

42, ask what is in the world, that is, everything has its vanquisher.

43. You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you and stay away from me.

44. Don't tell your sister to grow old together. My sister will always have black hair.

45, still on the road, there are snow-capped mountains that have not been turned over, rivers that have not been crossed, dragons that have not been killed, and handsome guys that have not been soaked.

46. Since you are a man, don't provoke other women.

47. Put away your ambiguity and get him out of here.

48. You have no brain in your head, only soybean milk.

49. Don't mess with my sister. I have a secret weapon: fan you to death, fan you to death, fan me to death.

50. Those who follow me prosper and those who oppose us perish. It is not an exaggeration to say that they have mastered themselves.