Love jokes to make your boyfriend happy

1. Dear, please listen to me: "For you, I will go up to the nine heavens to catch the moon, and I will go down to the five oceans to catch turtles!" Because: the "moon" is you, and the "turtle" is too you!

2. You are the phoenix in the sky, I am the hungry wolf underground, you are the crow in the sky, and I am the toad underground. You fly like crazy in the sky, and I chase you underground. Water drips...

3. I want to appear in front of you as soon as possible and tell you: I really, really love you! *^v^*I am smiling at you, are you happy?

4. You are the flowers and I am the green leaves to set off your beauty. You are the moon and I am the stars to set off your beauty. You are the tea leaves and I am the boiling water. Can I brew you?

5. Sister, sister, you are so beautiful. You are the most gentle and beautiful. I really want to say I love you, but I never have a good time. Can I date you on Valentine's Day? The rose of love is waiting for you.

6. My future husband will definitely be a road addict, otherwise why wouldn’t he have found me even now?

7. Do you want roses? I won’t give it to you! Want some chocolate? I'm hungry for you! Do you want me to kiss you? You are so beautiful! Oh? Honey, don't be angry, I just want to tease you!

8. Baby, you are the best gift God has given me. I want to treasure you in the deepest part of my love. Until we grow old! Until life after life! I want you to die, kiss you to death, love you to death!

9. Baby: I have toothache recently because I often miss you at night. It feels so sweet that it will cause tooth decay.

10. Boy, just obey your aunt! Tell me your bank cards, credit cards, medical insurance, all cards, and passwords, and let me help you keep them safe, including yours.

11. Time is a chain, happiness is a bead, string beads on a chain and hang them on your chest and you will be happy for a lifetime; happiness is a pebble, trouble is sand, use a sieve to filter out the sand, and the pebbles will accompany you. Your whole life.

12. A first-class man has a home outside his home; a second-class man has flowers outside his home; a third-class man looks for a home among flowers; a fourth-class man has his family home from work; a fifth-class man has his wife not at home; a sixth-class man No wife, no home.

13. I’m so happy to have just met you. I can’t help but guess your heart. I will never change my heart, and I will accompany you to watch the stars even at the age of 70.

14. Five hundred years ago, I was a long-term worker in your family. That day when I peeked at your embroidery posture by the window, I fell in love with you. Don’t blame me for not telling you then! Because there were no text messages back then!

15. You ask me how deeply I love you, and the moon represents my heart. You asked me how true I am to you, I would faint without you.

16. In your previous life, you were a landlord and I was your domestic worker. I worked for you for thirty years and you didn’t give me a penny. In this life, God destined you to accompany me all my life to repay you!

17. This MM is a domineering person and brings trouble to all sides. When I develop my skills and have a successful career, I can repay my parents. I will definitely sacrifice my life to capture her alive and take her to the Civil Affairs Bureau to bring justice!

18. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour text messages. You have only two choices. One is to have your defense line completely destroyed; the other is to say you love me.

19. Marriage notice: Male, bachelor's degree, only a few points away; working in a multinational organization, cleaning tables at McDonald's; owning a house, owned by multiple people; owning a car, non-motorized; looking for beautiful young people*** Go to hell, several years later.

20. Come on! In this confession of lovesickness, I am your prisoner, no matter how ruthlessly you whip me, I am willing to wait for you all my life.

21. When you are in love, be like a grandson, obedient; after engagement, be like a son, learn to talk back; after marriage, be like me, give orders!

22. My dear, I miss you so much! I really want to kiss you, bite you, and eat you. Come on! It feels so comfortable to fall into my arms.

23. If I have one million, I will take it from you. Do I have one million? No, so I can't take you; if I have ten dollars, I will love you. Do I have ten dollars? Yes, so I love you!

24. I love you like one dollar. The Great Wall witnesses our first love.

I love you like I love five yuan, and the Three Gorges of the Yangtze River is like the twists and turns of our relationship. I love you, just like I love ten yuan, it will always be real!

25. Mathematics makes me very tired, and physics makes me wrong again and again. Studying really made me haggard, and I was about to have a mental breakdown. Only by surfing the Internet will I not fall behind!

26. I get to know you over and over again, fall in love with you over and over again, send you colorful flowers, catch up with you all the time, and you and I are perfect.

27. Give you a rose with a kiss. Two kisses to you my home mm. Three Kiss Honeymoon to Javanese mmm I am a big fool for love, I will never change my mind if I love you! mmm

28. You are born with a smile that touches my heart. I love you sincerely all my life. I worry about others chasing you and causing me not to concentrate on my work. I am happy when I see you. I will always be the most sincere to you. I will never forget you all my life. Change of heart, the world will never be the same.

29. Greeting cards express my heart, and the Internet conveys my feelings; we meet from the southeast to the northwest, and we have close friends thousands of miles away.

30. Boy, in order for you to stop harming the world and messing with the relationship between men and women, my sister will accept you. From now on, remember to be always there for you, don’t struggle anymore...

31. I just discovered that when I can’t get through to your phone, the one who says “sorry” to me is always Mobile.

32. I exchange my infatuation for your sincerity; I give my love to my close friend; don’t be careless with me, and be with me forever.

33. It is said that boys should not hate fleshy girls, because dogs are the ones who like bones.

34. Stupid man, stupid woman = marriage; stupid man, smart woman = divorce; smart man, stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man, smart woman = romantic love; us?

35. Just click if you love me! Pressing... Hehe! Let me just say...you only pressed the button if you love me! If you still press...I'll tell you that you love me but you still don't admit it, I really can't stand you...You press again...Okay! I love you too!

36. The big apple with red flowers and green leaves makes me miss you if I don’t see it for two days. You are a light in my past life that illuminates the rest of my life. The stars are shining tonight, where do you want to go for romance?

37. I find that you are getting more and more beautiful. It turns out that our ancestors have long said: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Our ancestors also said: A hero appears in Xi Shi’s eyes. The hero in your eyes refers to me.

38. Lip proposed marriage to Tongue, but Tongue looked disdainful: You are a gun and I am a sword. When I am with you, I don’t have to quarrel with each other every day.

39. I met you by chance, noticed you twice when we met, dated you three or four times, missed you all over the place, 90% I should like you, I am absolutely sure that I love you!

40. After a farewell, I miss you two places. I just said three or four minutes, but who knows that five or six hours, seven hearts are like carrying water, eight lines of writing cannot be passed down, there are ninety-nine longevity in the world, I love the ten-mile long pavilion. you!

41. I am the salt in your food. Without me, everything loses its flavor. I am your sun in winter, your popsicle in summer, and your big umbrella on cloudy days.

42. Falling in love with one person is too stupid, falling in love with two is at least three or five, but ten or eight are unrestrained. But what about me? Ever since I met you, I have been so stupid!

43. Oops, I lost my household registration book... So what, I just need to go to the Public Security Bureau to apply for a new one. You can bring your ID card with you. It's convenient...

44. I am tired from walking on the road of love, and I am tired from walking in the river of love. Even though you don’t care about me, I have no regrets in falling in love with you in my life.

45. I wander in the street with empty love and empty feelings. I have no people, no money, no money and I am single and working hard. Everything is empty and the work is empty. Thinking about it makes you crazy. Life is not easy. This is empty and that is empty. It is easiest to just miss you!

46. You can have love and sex without getting married, just like you can have the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter without bearing fruits. However, if you don’t get married, you won’t be able to get a welfare house.

47. When I see you, I am afraid of electric shock; when I cannot see you, I need to recharge; without you, I think I will lose power.

Loving you is my profession, missing you is my career, holding you is my specialty, kissing you is my specialty!

48. You are water, I am sand, we will mix into mud! You are Gou and I am Cha, we are little enemies together!

49. Before marriage, "lies" are all "love words"; after marriage, "love words" are all "nonsense".

50. You are happy and worry-free. I am worried and sad for you. I have also been sad and obsessed with you. I dare not change my heart. Don’t be too suspicious. I took a lot of trouble to write it. I am most afraid that you are unintentional.

51. Bi proposed to Lian, but Lian objected strongly to his surprise. There was only one reason: he wanted the tragedy of a bruised nose and swollen face to happen to him.

52. Me! I want! I want you! I want you to look at me! I want you to look into my eyes! I want you to look into my eyes and say! You want me!

53. I love you, pretty girl, just like a mouse loves rice. You are my bread when I am hungry, you are the fruit knife when I am having sex, you are my heart, and you are my liver. , you are three-quarters of my life!

54. Without you, I am very lonely. I feel so lost when I can't see you. I want to say I love you, but I am not qualified. I miss you so much, it’s a bit too much! I saw you and touched you hard... Nanfeng touched you!

55. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has owned, but how many men his woman is willing to reject for him.

56. After a separation, the two people are in love, the three meals are boring, the four seasons are dull, the five grains are indistinguishable, the six gods have no master, and everything is confused. Why on earth? Very lovesick! Helpless in every possible way.

57. You are the vines, and I am the sapling, twining and twisting; you are flying sand, and I am walking stones, crackling and floating all over the sky; you are the remote control, and I am the TV, yes, yes, yes, wonderful Come on, my dear, we live a better life together.

58. I hope that all the women in the world will become you, so that if I miss you, I won’t have to look for you everywhere: and I am afraid that all the women in the world will become you, so I won’t be able to let you go wherever I go!

59. Kuo proposed to Tongue, and Tongue carefully replied: You are too talkative. When I see you, I am speechless and unable to communicate.

60. Time: a lifetime; Place: wherever; Character: me, you; Event: Big baby loves little baby.

61. I will love you for ten thousand years, exaggeration! I have loved you for five thousand years, hopelessly! Loving you for a thousand years is ridiculous! I've loved you for a hundred years, which is too long! I have loved you for 70 consecutive years. As long as I am healthy, that is my strong point!

62. I still remember what my father once told me when I was a child. Don't fall in love prematurely. turn out to be! That's because only by waiting for your appearance can my true love be performed.

63. I really want to follow you all my life and travel all over the world; I really want to spend my whole life with you and no longer stay alone. My heart is sad for you, my tears are shed for you, you will always be mine.

64. I shoot the little arrow of love into your heart, and you become my prisoner. I decide to sentence you to life imprisonment, and you will be detained in my heart forever without bail.

65. I once told myself not to be emotional anymore, but just by hearing your voice, I fell deeply in love with you. I'm done.

66. If I pour out the entire Yellow River water, it will extinguish the flame of my love for you. Is it possible to pour out all the water in the Yellow River? no. So I still love you.

67. When I mentioned marriage before, I thought of "forever", but now when I think of marriage, I think of "how long it will last."

68. My dear, you always say that I like to brag, so please listen to me: "For you, I would go up to the nine heavens to catch the moon, and I would go down to the five oceans to catch turtles!" Because: That "moon" "It's you, and that turtle is also you!"

69. I am very narrow-minded, jealous, and I don’t know when one day I will suddenly go crazy and tie you directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

70. Seriously implement the "four sons" principle, treat your wife like a grandson, treat your mother-in-law like a filial son, eat like a mosquito, and work like a donkey.

71. I am a bit vulgar, a bit weird, a bit boring and cute! A bit lazy, a bit bad, a bit smart and a rogue! A scoundrel is a scoundrel, a glib man talks about love! If you want to love me, then love me.

72. No matter you hate or love or suffer or enjoy, I will leave you the warmest and best place in my heart. As long as you knock on the door, I will embrace you. Embrace, because I will always love you

73. After a farewell, I miss you two times. It only takes three or four minutes, but who knows five or six hours? Seven hearts are like carrying water. Eight lines of writing cannot be conveyed. Nine There is nine longevity in the world, ten miles long pavilion, I love you!

74. Your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the God of Wealth favors you, your friends are loyal to you, and your lucky star will always shine on you. Take good care of yourself and sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you.

75. Love humor: My dear, when you fall asleep, I can only store your love in your mobile phone; when you wake up, I will store my love in your heart; etc. When you see me, I will put my whole body into your arms!

76. Smiling! Smile! Laugh until your teeth fall out! Have a sweet dream tonight, in the dream I will smile at you!

77. There are two types of wives: lovely and hateful. There are two types of husbands: pathetic and okay.

78. If you receive it, don’t blame me. Who is timid and doesn’t dare to express my love? I choose a season to love you. The oath of eternal love runs too fast. If you are willing, you can also love me.

79. You are cigarettes and I am tobacco leaves, you are flowers and I am flower rice, you are hair and I am dandruff. In short, we are the best partners and will never be separated!

80. The only knife technique that women should practice is the knife technique for cutting vegetables. For women, this knife technique is more effective than any other knife technique.

81. Girls in the Chinese Department fantasize about love, girls in the Mathematics Department calculate love, girls in the History Department criticize love, and girls in the Foreign Languages ??Department talk about love.

82. Love you for ten thousand years, exaggeration! I have loved you for five thousand years, hopelessly! Loving you for a thousand years is ridiculous! I've loved you for a hundred years, which is too long! Loving you for 70 consecutive years is my strength!

83. Physiology professor: Kissing is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a contracted state.

84. I am a dragon in the sky. My sister is a cluster of flowers on the ground. If the dragon does not raise its head, it will not rain and the flowers will not be red.

85. Please stop reading and turn off your phone! There's really nothing to see, please! Do you really want to see it? No regrets? All right! Is this what you want to see for yourself? I love you so much!

86. I kiss you when I leave home in the morning, hug you when I get home at night, and want to tease you at work. I send text messages to tease you: I don’t love the fairy in the sky, but you are the only one in my heart; I don’t pick wild flowers, I only really like you!

87. Loving you is the bread in the morning, the ice cream in summer, the garlic of Shandong people, and the pepper of Sichuan people. When I see you, my heartbeat speeds up, but I don’t see you in a bad mood. When I dream about you, time flies too fast. I don’t have to wait long to have you.

88. Oh, you seem to get a lot of pleasure when you scold me! If you want to enjoy this feeling every day, marry me!

89. When you are passionately in love, you always promise to get married again in your next life; after you get married, you often wonder whether you committed evil in your previous life.

90. What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters!

91. You have stolen my love and my heart, my dear, and I have decided to take you to court. What crime should I punish you with? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: I sentence you to me for life.

92. If you were a lovely red apple, I would be a lazy worm and chew you!

93. I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing. I hold your downy hand and take a bite. Love makes us walk upright.

94. I don’t want to force you to say those sweet words, because you believe that silence is golden. I just hope that you can say 3 words tomorrow, of course it consists of 3 words: me, you and love.

95. I have prayed before the Buddha for five hundred years, just to be a little flower that blooms to its fullest on the road you must pass.

96. I give you a couplet - the first couplet is: the wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for your call back; the second couplet is: live for you, die for you, stay with you all my life; Hengpi: I miss you so much!

97. I can’t help you. You broke into my heart, closed the door and locked it, but lost the key!

98. Five hundred years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family. That day when I peeked at you chopping wood from the window, I fell in love with you. Don’t blame me for not telling you at that time! Because there were no short messages back then!

99. It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone, a day to fall in love with someone, but it will take a lifetime for me to forget you. .

100. An unmarried woman sighed: Why do all good men become other people’s husbands? Someone reminded her: Wives train good husbands by themselves, and no man can be self-taught.