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Talk to a friend when he is drunk.

1, the best day is to learn to swear, drink and fight with you ... because of rebellion, because of stubbornness, and because of you. ...

2. I am a bad girl. I smoke and drink, like playing hooligans and flirting with men. I also like to say things that girls usually dare not say. I think to be a man is to live.

Don't ask me why I smoke and drink. It's not that I don't study well, but that I'm waiting for you who can persuade me not to smoke or drink.

How nice it is to forget the sad things when drinking. Don't tell yourself in your heart.

5. On the day of drinking, you left and I never showed up.

We used to sit together and talk about our dreams, but now we are full of worries and depressed.

7. The benefits of male girlfriends; You can borrow a shoulder when you want to cry, drink in a big bowl when you want to laugh, and smash his favorite when you want to vent.

8. Don't try to drink today, and try to find a drink tomorrow.

9. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain! []

10, I don't drink, I'll eat pig's feet.

1 1, it's hard before drinking, but hard after drinking!

12. You'd better forget everything when you are in a coma.

13, drinking is not the taste, but the feeling of knowing nothing after drinking.

14, the skin will smile in vain like sunshine, without dyeing hair, smoking, drinking, playing ambiguous, neither tall nor short. Where are you in the future?

15, the perfect man does not smoke, drink, play games, swear words, get angry, ... does not exist.

16, I want to smoke and drink, at least I won't think too much for a while.

17, clink glasses and drink. This moment seems forever.

18, smoking for you and drinking for you, but I can't forget everything about you.

65438+ feels that our youth is suddenly gone.

In those years, we smoked, drank, fought and got tattoos together.

2 1, men who can smoke and drink have stories.

22. You are not crazy, noisy, willful, rebellious, truant, fighting, karaoke, drinking, shopping or puppy love. Is your youth feeding dogs?

23. I was told that the memory of fish is only a few seconds. After a few seconds, it doesn't remember the past, and everything becomes new. Therefore, the fish in that small fish tank will never get tired. I'd rather be a fish, forget everything after a second, and the people I met and the things I did can disappear. But I'm not a fish. I can't forget the people I love, the pain I care about, and the pain of lovesickness.

24, I am clingy, annoying, grumpy, drunk, overbearing, barbaric, crazy, unreasonable, and there are a lot of shortcomings. Do you still love it?

It's been a long time, brother. Do you still remember me It's been a long time since we smoked, drank and farted together. I miss you.

26. G-Dragon, he smokes, drinks and goes to nightclubs. He is different from him on the stage. He wears makeup and dyes his hair. Since he is so bad, leave it to me.

27, you see, or can't see me, I am there, not sad or happy; Miss me, or don't miss me, I feel there, and I won't come or go; You love me, or you don't love me, love is there, neither increasing nor decreasing; You follow me, or you don't follow me. My hand is in your hand. Don't give up. Come to my arms, or let me live in your heart, love and be happy silently.

28, girl, you are not beautiful, in poor health, smoking, drinking and fighting. Why did you make him like you?

29. Drinking is not because of the taste of the wine, but because of the feeling after drinking.

30. I smoke and drink. If you don't like it, get out.

3 1, I'm LHT, female, with long hair and no ears. I don't smoke, drink or gamble. I only know how to love others, but I don't know how to like others.

You are wagging your head in the aisle where you drink and smoke. You don't take your feelings seriously, but I just like your lack of seriousness and Excellence]

Stop smoking, you son of a bitch. Stop drinking, bad girl.

34, strong enough not to shed a tear, can you get drunk or shed tears?

I'm not greedy. I just hope that our friends are still like that, and we can be together in the future. It has nothing to do with money, fame and fortune. Drinking in a big bowl and eating meat in a big bowl are chic and happy.

36. I smoke, drink and fight. I wander around different men every day, but I don't pretend to be a bitch like her every day.

37. I suddenly found that I dare not turn back. I failed. I owe it. It's too late to pay it back. Therefore, don't drink less when you are drunk, and don't sit still when you sing.

38. Baby, it's not that I won't let you drink. I was afraid she wasn't me when you were drunk and sleeping next to you.

39. Fall in love → break up → degenerate smoking and drinking → fall in love → quit smoking and drinking → be lovelorn → restore the first lovelorn state.

40. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

4 1, how many men are willing to do it for a woman: no smoking, no drinking, no fighting, no trouble, just pretending to be her. .

I tattoo, smoke, drink and swear, but I know I am a good girl.

44. Don't think that all the people who smoke, drink and fight are bad children. They also have a positive and enterprising heart, which is much kinder than those who pretend to play tricks all day.

45. Women can learn to drink, but they can't get drunk on any occasion.

46. When brothers meet, they drink and go home to help the wall.

47. Drinking without making trouble is pure boredom.

48. Do you know? Actually, the day you left was the happiest time for me. Nobody cares if I drink, surf the Internet, smoke, eat, and turn off my phone.

49. Don't fall in love, don't go out to play, don't drink, don't go shopping, don't be crazy, don't make trouble, don't rebel, don't idolize and have a secret love, don't confess, and don't be together because you want to study. Did the dog eat your youth?

50. I agree that you leave, that you have a pack of cigarettes every day, that you smoke and drink, and that the girls around you are fresh day and night.

5 1, I can't stand having an affair with you every day. I can't stand sitting on the street drinking with you. Tell me who I really am.

After drinking it, I feel different.

53. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do anything.

54. Don't drink, okay? I'm worried about whether you know I want to see you.

55. I'll play a flower protection game and watch 3x. How about drinking? Anyway, you don't love me, no one cares if you do something.

56. [-You said that if I broke the law, I would smoke, drink, fight and copy guys. Now you want me to turn over a new leaf, I can only say "I miss your family"

57. One day, I opened my eyes and saw that your smiling face was still clear.

58. I want to drink. I want to die. I want to take sleeping pills. I want to break up. I want to sleep. Hehe, I exaggerated again.

59. Maybe I smoke, play cards and drink, but it's better than those affected women around you who look like ladies but actually have black bellies, isn't it?

60. Smoking, drinking, fighting, chatting, making friends and running away from home.

6 1, the wife plays mahjong with her husband.

62. There is no happiness when you should laugh, no tears when you should cry, and no commitment when you should write.

63. Do you care if I cry? Do you care if I'm crazy? Do you mind if I drink? Do you mind if I smoke? Let go and stop lying to yourself.

64. [Drinking is just an opportunity to express ourselves, and getting drunk is a test for us to be together-▼]

65. Since military training, people have been tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

66. Going to school has taught us to swear, fight, copy homework, keep up with the joneses, have puppy love, make up, smoke, drink and play hooligans. In short, we thank the school for being so holy.

67. Remember when he pretended to be brave to get her drunk when he couldn't drink?

68. I am a child. I am a fool. I'm crazy. I just like drinking. I just like fighting. I like playing with you. I just like him.

69. My woman is absolutely not allowed to play outside with other men in the middle of the night, nor is she allowed to drink with other men, no matter what the relationship is.

70. Why does my mother always say that I am not good in front of outsiders? I don't smoke, drink, fight or make trouble. I am a good girl.

7 1, I smoke, drink, fight and pick up girls because of you, you know?

72. My name is msx, and I am a female. I have had short hair and long hair, and I can smoke and drink. I do not love anyone!

73. The bachelor is bitter. He is twenty-five, and no one can mend his clothes when they are broken. It's hard to be single. I've been working for several years. The staple food is instant noodles. Single tired, obviously drunk, still dreaming of picking up girls. The bachelor is miserable, just depressed, and there are holiday news to ruin. Happy Singles Day!

74. As God is my witness, I am really a good mushroom, but I smoke and drink occasionally.

75. Psychologists recommend ways to make you happy: take a few photos every day; Watch happy movies; Daydreaming in the early hours of the weekend; Send greeting cards to friends; Take a walk by the water; Eat a big meal occasionally; Insist on doing exercise once a week; Singing loudly while driving; Reading novels while drinking coffee; Graffiti while calling; Singing while taking a shower.

76. I was injured and cut my wrist. Drinking and smoking doesn't necessarily mean that someone cares about me. ]

77, I accompany you to drink, smoke, decadent, depressed, and finally I accompany you to cheer up, ok?

78. I can stand you, but I broke up with you because you don't care about my drinking. That's what you said from the beginning. All the time.

79. If you stay together for a long time, you will be separated. Drinking too much will make you crazy. You'll get drunk if you drink too much.

80. I have changed and gone bad. I can drink, swear, smoke and fight. Do you look upset?

8 1, how are you? Is the weather good? Have you caught a cold? Are you sad again? Are you tired of school? Are you happy? Where are you? Are you cold or warm? Do you have anyone to accompany you home when you are drunk? Is anybody there?

Do you mind watching me drink? Do you care if I cry? Do you mind if I keep silent? Do you care if I'm crazy? Do you mind if I smoke?

83. I swear by my current boyfriend's personality that it is impossible to do three noes, no drinking and no smoking.

84. It was because I saw it too thoroughly that I began to live badly.

85. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you have insomnia.

86. You won't date, fall in love, go out to play, drink, be crazy, rebel, party or run wild just because you want to study. Did the dog eat your youth?

87. You can drink and hook up with your sister, but you must give me my place at night! If you dare to hurt my heart and lungs, I want you to kneel down.

88. Love, the years have passed; If the heart is sad, whose heart is lonely; You were in my heart that year, just like a fish in the water, so lively and jubilant; At this time, you, in my dream, are just like the moon in the night sky, so far away.

Is my exit dirty? Do I smoke and drink? I'm waiting for someone to say that you are a good girl in my eyes.

90. No dating, no blind date, no going out to play, no drinking, no shopping, no madness, no rebellion, no secret love, no confession, no party, no karaoke, no running wild. This is me now.

9 1. Will you feel uncomfortable watching me smoke, drink and cry?

If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have learned to smoke, drink and fight.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

94. I want to drink, I want to cry, I want to be sad, I want to be once, I want to disappear, I want to have a car accident, I want to lose my memory, I want to be grandiose, I want to die.

If a person is happy, she won't drink.

96. I play truant, smoke, drink, lie and fight. Although I am crazy, at least I have not failed my youth.

97. You can sing alone, drink coffee alone, doodle alone, travel alone, go shopping alone, walk in the rain alone, listen to music alone, talk to yourself alone, stare blankly alone, dance alone, watch TV alone, read magazines alone ... Only love can't be done by yourself.

98. I don't drink. If one day I call for a drink, it must be me. I am really hurt.

99. She said that I drink, smoke, stay up late, skip meals and play games all day. Now I've changed everything, but she belongs to someone else.

100, the so-called smiling practice is not to mechanically move your facial expression, but to try to change your mentality and adjust your mood. Learn to accept the reality frankly, learn to tell yourself to let nature take its course, learn to face bad luck calmly, learn to look at life positively, and learn to look on the bright side in everything. In this way, sunshine will flow into the heart, drive away fear, drive away darkness and drive away everything.

What I said to my boyfriend after breaking up. What I said after the breakup.

1, sorry, I just have a story without you.

I am not the kind of person who can touch your heart in a few words.

Not all wounds can be covered with paper.

4, don't say any more reasons, you break up when you say break up.

5. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating. It takes courage to be silent for too long, even to take the initiative.

6. I was crazy about your verdict all night!

7. Maybe giving up is to get close to you; You won't remember me unless I see you again.

8. Life is like riding a bike. If you want to keep your balance, you must move forward.

9. He just waved and you ran over. It looks like a dog, but you want to.

10, how can you be as thin as a handsome guy and be willing to hold hands that day?

1 1 You know, after I broke up with you, it wasn't my peach blossom that arrived, but I left it.

12, you once said that you would never leave your hair and gray hair. Later, I heard that a piece of paper was stuck in the cangue.

13, your love is like a rainbow. I open my hand, but I can only hold the wind.

14. How do you want me to make up for my mistakes so that I won't choose to break up?

15, when you come, my expectation is far away; You were my dream when you left.

16, the person who broke up first, because he was afraid of being broken up, left and regretted more ~ It doesn't matter, he will get used to it, just like he used to ~

17, I prepared so many long words to say goodbye to you, only to find that you and I are already Qianshan. Wish you all the best.

18, after breaking up, don't be reluctant to explain it with a beautiful turn.

19, be yourself when you break up. A person's world has its ups and downs, and there are also beautiful moments, which classify him as a memory.

20. After breaking up, I found that I could only love one person in an instant and gradually became selfish.

2 1. If you are sad after breaking up, remember to divide it beautifully, because other men are blessed, because you are a good girl.

22. Please remember each other's kindness after breaking up, and then live a quiet life.

23, breaking up is boring, we have the ability to play divorce!

24. Don't break up with me. I said it was inappropriate. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth. . . .

25. The reason for breaking up is false, but it is true.

26, don't think that after breaking up, I went to your space or Weibo to see it twice, thinking that people still can't forget you, or care about you. Look back at the toilet after taking a shit.

27. At the crossroads, you turn left and I turn right, never looking back.

28. It turns out that when he doesn't need you, it's when he leaves.

29. Go to the end of the world step by step, the road is no return, and first frost is full.

30. When I break up with you, I want to be a tear in your eyes. When you call me, let me disappear on your lips.

3 1. Memory is always there. The past is time, and memories are still waiting for you.

32. Pour out your heart and cry in front of her eyes, even if you care, remember and appreciate.

33. If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two outcomes in the end: either you are exhausted or you let others die.

34. Women say that breaking up is mostly for retention and attention, while men say that breaking up only means one thing: breaking up.

35. If your girlfriend can make you happy every day, don't lose your temper, don't lose your temper and don't make mistakes, then break up. Of course she doesn't love you.

36. If we want to break up, don't say that falling in love is a mistake. There are many people who come back for love, as long as you are enough.

37. My sister's love has never been given to anyone who deserves it. Everyone else, please get out of the way.

For you who are helpless, I can only choose to leave.

39. The mountain road twists and turns, but after all, it extends towards the peak.

40. When you are lovelorn once, it seems that you suddenly understand the meaning of all love songs.

4 1, the thought of letting go of you makes it worse to miss you than to lose you.

42. Softness is a disease, but when we find an unsuitable person as a friend, we fall in love, quarrel, break up, and get over it.

43. When in love, women will believe the promise that men make with their lives; When we break up, the so-called promise is just a beautiful lie.

44. Feeling understood is a kind of happiness, and waiting to be understood is a kind of loneliness.

45. It's not that I don't love you anymore. I just keep you in my heart forever.

46. We always practice smiling in our own plays, but in the end we become people who dare to cry.

47. We are in different worlds, but you are in your heart.

48. We will hold other people's hands and forget each other one day.

49. I am just a passer-by in your life, but you are an indispensable experience in my life.

I can't express my sweetness to you in words, but I can express my love for you in words.

5 1, I miss you, a little deeper and more frequent, getting stronger every day.

I obviously don't like you, but why did my tears flow when you said goodbye?

53. I have a strong nature. As long as I'm not dead, I can still laugh wildly.

54. I firmly bid farewell to you. Why do you feel indifferent and regretless?

55. I hide and take time to recuperate, and the fragments are only for growth.

56. The so-called loneliness is to live with someone you can't dig out any more.

57. Walking in the rain with an umbrella, but I can't find my former shadow.

Since I have decided to leave, why wait for me to stay?

59. Obviously, only one of you has been deleted, but the whole group is empty.

60. Once you promised me that you would have a love that won't break up, but this love is doomed to fail.

6 1, I am most afraid that when I am used to not having you, you will appear again.

62, there is no white hand, no first love that does not break up.

63. Sometimes when I hear a name, no matter how happy I am, I will stop laughing at once.

64. There was a person I thought I had forgotten, but when I opened it, I found it still hurt so much.

65. Smile at someone who is far-fetched every day, and no one understands my inner feelings.

There is nothing inappropriate, just an excuse to break up.

67. It takes only a moment to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

68. The shelf life of love has passed, and we broke up.

69. It is popular to break up for a long time and then make up, but unfortunately I don't have that luck.

70. I didn't know how painful my heart was until my tears stopped.

7 1. Sincerity is always precious, sincerity is always the most beautiful, and true feelings are worth paying. There is no need to regret breaking up. After the pain, the smile is still the most beautiful, life can not accompany, happiness will always accompany.

72. Would you be better without me? Everything is more difficult without you, and there are few winds and clouds. I lived in the rain when you left.

73. It is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

74. You can't blame her for leaving something you can't catch.

75. I sincerely hope that you can reap your own happiness.

76. I have given everything I should, and I am willing to give it, except to let you know that my heart hurts.

77. Everyone will be afraid, especially cherish it desperately, but in the end nothing can be left.

78. No matter how cold the body is, there is no cold heart.

79. This summer left me with too many regrets. When we break up, we are doomed not to be together again.

80. Those times when I stood on tiptoe and looked around are now pale memories.

8 1, premeditated for a long time, but just want to break up, why not just say so.

Drunk sentences

1. Since when do boys drink less and give up drinking? Every time a boy gets drunk, he will quietly think about which girl and the girl he loves deeply.

A best friend is someone who cries with you when you are drunk, and a brother is someone who fights with you when you are drunk.

3. Getting drunk is never because the alcohol concentration is too high, but the deeper the emotional damage!

Getting drunk is just to find a suitable excuse for your wayward thoughts.

Don't drink or get drunk, because the feeling of being half drunk and not drunk is too sober, which makes people miss old love or old love.

6. Let me get drunk alone, and all my happiness and sadness will turn to dust.

7. Lovers who are alone are most afraid of festivals, so they can only celebrate alone and get drunk as much as possible.

8. What thoughts did you have at a certain moment? Suddenly want to cry, suddenly want to go home, suddenly want to get drunk, suddenly want to be alone.

9. Men are not drunk, women don't tip, women are not drunk, and men have no chance.

10. You can get drunk sometimes, and we can accept it, but you have to understand that getting drunk with real friends will make you sad, otherwise, you will only become the talk and laughing stock of others.

1 1. Women can learn to drink, but they can't get drunk on any occasion.

12. People say that tears after drinking may not be because of drunkenness, but because of being too tired in love.

13. Who will cry for me, who will feel sorry for me, who will be drunk for me, who will feel sorry for me, this person may not have appeared yet.

14. Too many people are drunk, too many people are tired, and too many people are in no way back.

15. I especially want to know who I will call when I am drunk.

16. Suddenly want to cry; Suddenly homesick; Suddenly want to go somewhere; Suddenly want to get drunk

17. I'm not afraid of getting drunk. What I'm afraid of is getting drunk and no one taking care of me.

18. I really want to hear whose name you called when you were drunk.

19. I really want to get drunk, because I want to know whose name I called after I got drunk.

20. I got myself drunk. I can't sleep without you. Wander all night

2 1. I like drinking, because when I am drunk, I don't feel anything and I don't feel pain.

22. I always like to chat with you and ask you questions when you are drunk.

23. How many cups should I drink in my life in order not to get drunk, and how many times should I get drunk in my life in order not to be afraid of the dark.

24. I've always wanted to try the feeling of being drunk, and I finally found out last night. Hehe, I feel terrible.

25. Some words may only be said casually when you are drunk.

26. Find a reason to get drunk. My heart is full of trauma.

27. I really want to get drunk one day, so that I can tell you what I dare not say.

Drunk and sad sentences

1. I got drunk for no reason. Tears come before wine.

2. The wind has gone, and the clouds have hurt themselves. Hating wine soothes the heart, which is faint darkness and a few degrees of madness.

The drunken body began to fly, and I learned to get drunk after you left.

Only when you are drunk can you feel the real physical and mental freedom.

Memory is a glass of wine, but it is bitter and sweet.

6. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

7. Wine is just one cup after another, and the heart is not drunk and drunk again.

8. Wine field life, life wine field, whether it is annoying or laughing. A table of wine deduces a society; A glass of wine, Lang Lang Gan Kun.

9. tables in pubs must be made thick and strong. In this way, drunken people can put all their sad failures and tears here and leave with peace of mind.

10. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

1 1. Wine is like a woman. In wine, there are also gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

12. When you are tired, hold up your heart and stay with you forever. Now parting is just around the corner, blurring your eyes and mine. The breadth of heaven and earth, I would like to be close as neighbors, wave my hand and enjoy a better life from now on.

13. I fell asleep alone with loneliness and alcohol. If I can meet you again, don't flinch.

14. I don't remember, but the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

15. I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile at my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

16. After all these years, am I your name when you are drunk?

17. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.