Classic quotations of Spring Festival Evening

In study, work and even life, everyone will inevitably come into contact with quotations. Quoting is a style that does not emphasize the connection between paragraphs and content. There are many kinds of quotations, do you know them all? The following are the classic quotations I collected from the Spring Festival Evening of 20 18 for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

20 18 Spring Festival Evening Classic Quotations 1 1, I am a descendant of Lei Feng at most, you can call me Ren Lei.

2, look at your appearance, it's too arbitrary.

It's a pity that you can do whatever you want when you grow up.

4. Don't look for your brother, who is in the toilet.

5, use lies to test lies, you can only get lies.

6. Do you have any sunshine in your heart? In a word.

7. You are always Jiang Kun and Jiang Kun. Can you change your name to something else?

8, nonsense, I call you Ma Ji, do you dare to promise?

9, can't stand the humiliation of the crotch, resolutely give him a shot.

10, how classic it is now and how thrilling it used to be!

1 1, after four shots, you can shoot five shots, after five shots, you can shoot six shots, and maybe you can shoot all machine guns.

12 girl, I think grey wolf!

13, I woke up easily this morning in spring, and don't wash my feet before going to bed;

14, there is no such idea, yes, there really is, there must be.

15, flying is not a plane, it is loneliness!

16, "potatoes last forever, one lasts forever." "It has long been rotten!"

17, chatting with college students and spelling knowledge.

18, "You are deep enough." "I'm not from Tianjin Railway Station."

19, your eyes betray your heart, but your eyebrows betray your eyes.

20. Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Are you sure you didn't? Really really really really? However, what does this have to do with me?

2 1, I hope, I hope, I hope ... you should have been hospitalized long ago.

22. How to bring family members when arresting people now?

23, farming together, two people in partnership, except your wife, regardless of you and me.

24. Xiao Shenyang interviewed Wang Xiaoli: "What do you think of Uncle Qian's donation?" Wang xiaoli: "What do you think? Worthy of my family. "

25. It's still live. I think it's live.

26. "Want money and face?" I want my wife.

27. Which home should I go back to? I just want to have a home, so I will be completely homeless.

28. "You are happy." "I am still happy. I promise not to cry, okay? "

29. "How do you evaluate your in-laws?" "He is like Sanmao, Nezha and King Kong gourd doll." "Why are they all children?" "My Lord, who did this?"

30. You kill three birds with one stone. You have a name, people and me.

3 1, thank you for your question.

2065438+2008 Spring Festival Gala Classic Quotations 2 1. Do you think you can control the housing supply with four household registration books? -"You're in trouble."

2, disgusting fucking open the door disgusting-disgusting!

It's not innocence that beats you, but no shoes (innocence). Brother's ex-husband, you have a hat on your head ~ ~ ~ You finally have an oval face, and it has grown upside down. -"Happiness this year 2"

Your IQ balance is seriously insufficient, so recharge it quickly. (Degang Guo's sketch)

When you left, only me and the load-bearing wall were left at home.

6. We women like men with bad looks, but we don't like men with bad looks.

7. You have something, you have something! -"You're in trouble."

8. You have all grown up like this. How dare you compare? ! -"big city and small things"

9. I didn't expect you to be miniature, but your heart is still obscene! -Cai Ming and Pan Changjiang's essay "Jump if You Want"

10, the new three obedience and four virtues-three obedience: never considerate, never gentle, never understanding; Four virtues: don't say, don't fight, don't scold, don't provoke. -"Not bad for me."

1 1, you are not like a grass root, but like a stupid root. (Zhou Wei, Bi Fujian)

12. They are all Millennium foxes. What series do you want to play for me? (Cai Ming? Pan Changjiang)

20 18 Spring Festival Evening Classic Quotations 3 For more than 30 years, CCTV Spring Festival Evening has accompanied you through "unforgettable tonight". The "New Year's Eve" organized by year of the snake and Ha Wen brings freshness by mixing top experts, and narrows the audience distance by sharing the stage with grassroots stars. There are all kinds of "flavors" and all kinds of "dishes" with complete colors. Light up the selected 20xx Top Ten Spring Festival Evening Classic Quotations and have fun together.

1, you are not like a grass root, but like a stupid root. (Zhou Wei, Bi Fujian)

2. They are all Millennium foxes. What series are you showing me? (Pan Changjiang, Cai Ming)

-Cai Ming and Pan Changjiang, the nail house of the Spring Festival Evening, successfully held hands with the elderly this Spring Festival Evening, and the sketches "Jump if you want" and "Laughter" performed together were also good. Classic sentences include:

You have good taste!

No wonder I really want to slap you.

Shorten your face. Are you used to it?

People are miniature, and their hearts are obscene.

Who cares who's called aunt? Her face is wrinkled and lovely.

Life lies in stillness. See how many years the tortoise has lived.

You think people like you who stand up always stand up as if they didn't. What reason do I have to sit? Isn't that Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? This is not a fairy tale, this is a horror movie.

-Cai Ming and Pan Changjiang's essay "Jump if You Want"

You have all grown up like this. How dare you compare?

Your images cleverly avoid these adjectives. They look interesting.

-"big city and small things". There was a catchword about looks at the Spring Festival Evening last year: "That man is good-looking. What do you say?" . The pixels are relatively low! "

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but between you and me.

-"Not bad for me."

I owe nothing to my conscience.

If I let you in, I have to go out.

You can get one with the money, but you can't get an honest security guard. Anti-corruption starts with safety. Do you think that having four accounts can control the housing supply?

-"You're in trouble."

6. It's not naivety that beats you, but no shoes (naivety).

Ex-husband, you have a hat ~ ~ ~

I finally got a melon face and turned it upside down.

-"Happiness this year 2"

20 18 Spring Festival Evening Classic Quotations 4 1. Can it be sunny?

2. If you test a lie with a lie, you can only get a lie.

3. Don't hang it on the tree next to 1 and try it several times.

I am a descendant of Lei Feng at most, so please call me Ren Lei.

5. I like you. Do you like me or not?

6. Thanks to the Central Meteorological Observatory. Thanks to sogou Meteorological Observatory.

7. Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Are you really not * * *? Really really really really? What does this have to do with me?

8. My mother asked me to go home and steal vegetables.

9, don't look for my brother, my brother is in the toilet.

10, you are too long. It won't happen again

1 1, and you don't look like a person who can do whatever he wants.

12, I will answer you with the words of my father's colleagues.

13. Give a suggestion to the TV station next time. It is forbidden to interrupt the TV series during the advertisement.

14, flying is not a plane, it is loneliness! (~ This lonely brother is really talented. How much did he use in the Spring Festival Gala? )

Wang Leehom from Hongkong.

16, with lightning speed, the bell rang.

17, he went to the toilet, or I'll call him.

18, I am relieved that he is in the toilet.

19, how classic it is now and how thrilling it used to be.

20, four shots, five shots, five shots, six shots, maybe we can shoot machine guns.

2 1, the dream is full but the reality is very skinny.

22, first-class, first-class, add up to I am a third-rate.

23. The leader has already done it.

24. I just like your evil appearance

25. Don't cause a bloody case for steamed buns.

Your eyes betray your heart, but your eyebrows betray your eyes.

27, police comrade, I officially wanted you today.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to enter the public security bureau.

20 18 Classic Quotations of Spring Festival Evening 5 I. "Big City and Little Love" Performance: Liu Liang, Pigeon, Guo Jinjie

1, you make me depressed, don't you know?

2, playing poker with the old lady, you stole the king, and two sixes became four sixes, which made the old lady cry.

I'm Spider-Man, let me see if you have spun silk.

4. What do you want from me? I'm just sad.

5. Give me 500 yuan, 400 yuan. Why do you need 300 yuan? I only have 200 yuan in my pocket. The most I can pay is 100 yuan down payment 10 yuan.

Second, "Wife" performance: Pan Changjiang, Cai Ming, Pan Binlong;

1. When I was young, many men lost their memory when they saw me.

2. The higher the face value, the greater the responsibility;

3, this is not amnesia, this is crazy;

As far as appearance is concerned, he also married a daughter-in-law, and the courier may not give it to him;

5. It is called Little Christ in the northeast of China, isn't it? Like half, which half, item;

6. I saved you and you married me. Why do you bite the hand that feeds you?

7. Let's elope separately;

8, money is gone, people are still there, and next time they fight for money, people are still gone;

9. I am a loser now. Don't say that. You too.

Third, "True Love Forever" performance: Sun Tao, Yan Xuejing, Liu Yiwei

1, look at this face value, which is equivalent to PM250；;

2, she looks good, and if you look closely, you can see that she is a woman;

3, meet each other late, mainly hate;

4, money is not necessarily happy, no money is definitely not happy;

5. I think Miss Jane is a real lady;

6. What I can't stand most is women's suspicion, because they guess too accurately;

Fourth, "One and a Half Son-in-law" performances: Shen Teng, Allen, etc.

1, with strong heart and insufficient balance;

2. Take my100000 cash and hit your100000 idea;

3. Are you vague now?

4. The salt you have eaten is more salty than the rice you have walked through;

20 18 Spring Festival Evening Classic Quotations 6 1, gongs and drums were loud, and firecrackers were deafening. Red lanterns are hung on the door, and Spring Festival couplets are posted on the door. Door gods stand on both sides, and troubles don't enter the house. The Spring Festival is festive, and everyone prays for good luck. I wish you a happy new year, a happy life and a successful career!

2. The first dew of the New Year is crystal clear because of your sweetness and warmth, the first dawn of the New Year is quiet because of your health and peace, and the first sunshine of the New Year is warm because of your good luck. I wish you all the best in the new year.

3. There are many blessings when the New Year comes, and information transmission sends happiness. The system is busy and easily blocked. Congratulations in advance, love is sweet and smiling, career and family are happy, life is happy and lucky, and youth is always visible. Happy new year!

4. Happy Spring Festival. On behalf of "Fu Lu Shou Cai XiShen", I only wish you good luck, family reunion and happiness in the new year-Wang Fu is prosperous in wealth, with high mountains and long waters, longevity is better than that of Nanshan, and financial resources are rolling like rivers and seas.

5. They are all talking about you. Why not talk about them? -male and female servants can't do it!

6. New Year, the holiday is over, concentrate on your work and create a good performance for one year; Social activities are gradually decreasing. After the holiday, I will accept my heart, work hard, be busy with my career and make some new achievements. May you work hard after the festival and create your own glory!

7, the chill has not disappeared, the Spring Festival is approaching, the Year of the Rooster is auspicious, and blessings go first. Say "Happy New Year" in advance. May you live a carefree life, have a better career, be surrounded by the god of wealth, spend no money and live a happy life!

8. I am me, a fireworks with different colors.

9. Send it with my heart on the first day of the new year. Short words, long and warm words, are sent to you with the most sincere wishes: all wishes come true and smooth sailing!

10, the Spring Festival is coming, and the telephone messages are bursting. In order not to join in the fun, I greeted you in advance. I wish you enough to eat, sleep soundly, get up early, earn a high salary and have a good fortune in the new year!

1 1, firecrackers greet the spring dawn, surrounded by auspicious Wu Dong; Spring Festival couplets are fragrant with ink, and the words of blessing fall; Red light is bright, and light songs are more graceful; Beautiful eyebrows, suitable for all ages; Raise your glass, happiness is infinite. I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

12. When you meet, you must say Happy New Year, and 100,000 people will laugh. Old trees are new and old, and new year pictures at temple fairs bear peaches. There is little residual snow on the branches, so it is no trouble to get rid of the old on New Year's Eve. Have fun, have a good rest and set off firecrackers on New Year's Eve. Happy New Year's Eve and auspicious Year of the Rooster!

13, I'm too good to watch.

14, bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new year, and celebrate the new year with a new atmosphere; The gongs and drums are loud, jubilant, and happiness and blessings surround you; Brilliant fireworks bloom for you, and good luck follows you; The voice of greetings is sonorous and powerful, and may all your wishes come true; Sincere blessing to you, I wish you happiness every day. Happy spring festival!

15, I clearly ordered a yellow skirt, why did you give me a purple skirt? Can change different colors! Change? Why should I change it if it looks so good! Good looking. Why give bad reviews? I clearly ordered a yellow skirt …

16, be careful not to squeeze out Chinese knots with your tongue.

17, the new year is coming, and the wonderful bell will ring again. Let it knock on your lucky door for 20xx years and bring you health, peace, happiness and good luck for the whole year. I wish you a happy Spring Festival in advance!

18, I'm going to celebrate the new year, and when it's over, it's time to eat moon cakes; Ask me if you have any questions at any time, and the result is "kiss me if you have any questions"; Can you pay cash on delivery? The result is "can you live long enough to pay?"

19, don't go on the road if there is a pit on the road!

20, one yuan goes round and round, Danyang rises to a new day. Say goodbye to old troubles and welcome happy days. Pack your bags and walk around, bid farewell to the neighboring world. Happiness is achieved by breaking through customs and living a rich life. I wish you big money in the new year!

2 1, the Spring Festival is so festive that every household is busy. Clean the house and the outside and give it to the chef happily. Go shopping for new year's goods, eat well and dress well. Welcome the new year with satisfaction, and the sense of happiness is unstoppable. I wish you a happy and auspicious new year!

22. When the New Year came, everyone laughed. The new year begins with a wish. I send text messages, short and friendly. I wish you trouble at the beginning of the new year, smooth work, good health, harmonious family and happiness!

23. Do you want to learn a foreign language for dogs?

24, welcome the auspicious year of the Spring Festival, I wish you deep affection; Good luck, congratulations on getting rich, good luck; Happy family, prosperous career and healthy smile; Pepsi, all the best, dreams come true. Happy New Year to my friends!

25. greet new year's eve with infinite surprises; The lucky stars are shining high, and the house is full; Lu xing entered the door and was promoted; He Chun, the birthday girl, lives longer than Nanshan; XiShen reported good news and good luck; Join hands with the gods to welcome the new year; I wish you a happy and auspicious new year!

26, the IQ of both of us, that is, steamed bread and steamed bread, is just a matter of mentality.

27. The bell of the New Year finally reminds me that my long-saved blessing has finally come out, and my thoughts have spread at this moment, and my greetings have not changed. Happy holidays, I wish you a happy New Year and all the best!

28, I tell you, I tell you.

29. Turn positive? Give it back to my sister, yes, yes. If she turns right, I will become my sister.

30.why are you unhappy? I found out who is prettier than you.

3 1, obviously you can eat by your face, but you can only rely on your talent.

32. Get along with each other in the morning and evening, share joys and sorrows, stay with you year after year, revel in romantic feelings and happiness, drink the wine of love during the Spring Festival, and the sweet taste haunts my heart. Dear, it's the Spring Festival. I wish you a happy new year.

33. The New Year brings a new atmosphere with different blessings. Vientiane is updating, giving you ten new things. I wish you: new people, new scenery, new progress, new things, new wisdom, new things, new wealth, new wealth, new friends and old friends. I wish you a happy Spring Festival in advance!

34. New Year's dreams and plans. Keep troubles and sadness away, abandon sadness and pain, let happiness continue, let health and peace be with you, let good luck continue and be happy every day!

35. When the New Year arrives, Fuxi arrives, and the New Year blows the assembly number; Please God of Wealth, please Kitchen God, the dream of wealth is burning.

Burning; Make new year's goods, steam rice cakes, and look forward to the new year step by step; Send text messages, bless friends and wish you a happy new year!

Make a beautiful wish, wish you a happy New Year, send you a beautiful feeling, wish you all the best in the coming year, send you a beautiful gift, and wish you a sweet smile. Happy spring festival!

37. I haven't seen money since I married you. It's all cards ...

38. I am kind, and I endure it.

39. Now you give me 50,000? The three of us go in together. Is it the landlord?

40. I'm not talking about you. You really treat yourself like an outsider.

4 1, the new year is coming, adjust your work and rest, pay attention to sleep and prevent colds! Chicken, duck, fish, stir-fry and a reasonable diet are particularly important! Love life, improve quality, everyone is happy, very beautiful! Happy new year!