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Humorous words advised her husband to drink less.

Chinese New Year, eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up, be respected, play tricks, and you can't eat it. Come back!

Wife: "You seldom drink at work, so why do you drink so much at home?" Husband: "I heard that wine can be courageous, otherwise, I will be scared to death by you!" " "

On holidays, my wife told me to drink less and eat more vegetables. Put the money won in mahjong in your pocket and don't take it home; If you don't listen to advice and continue to study badly, I'll find another husband to make you angry.

Drink less, eat more, and stand up if you can't reach it; Talk less and talk more. Laugh away from right and wrong; Less money is more affordable, just come back early and feel refreshed! It is better to earn more and spend less!

Dear Dad: Pay attention to your health, smoke less and drink less. Your health is my greatest happiness! Dad, wait for me!

When the wife goes out, she has an explanation. When she goes out to drink, she follows the trend: drink less and eat more vegetables, which is out of reach. She stood up, was respected, played tricks, couldn't eat, and brought it back.

Dad: This is my message. Drink less when eating. Advertising words: "Do you want to do it or liver?" I wish you a happy Labor Day.