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Interesting sentences about typhoon blowing

Interesting sentences about typhoon blowing

We know that typhoon is a very destructive natural disaster, and everyone has a bad feeling about it. When there is a typhoon, someone will send some typhoon sentences in the circle of friends. The following is a funny sentence about typhoon!

Funny sentence 1 1, the typhoon is coming. So excited! I have prepared my luggage. Come on … let's go on a trip!

Because of the typhoon, there is a lot of water in the lower places. The river has also risen a lot, flooding the expressway, and most of the sewers are full, which has brought us a lot of trouble to travel.

Please close the doors and windows when the typhoon comes. If I get blown to your house, don't mention it. Be sure to accept it!

This exhibition is full of good things. It was not only attacked by typhoon, but also by earthquake. It finally opened today.

According to the latest detection of radar station, a typhoon named "I miss you" will make landfall from the southeast coast on the 30th. Today, I send this short message to tell you: I miss you, and I hope you get ready before the storm comes!

6. When the typhoon approaches, forward the text message to remind friends: Don't travel and swim on the beach where the typhoon passes; Close the window and put the flowerpot or clothes rack on the balcony; Stay away from windward doors and windows when traveling, don't shelter from the rain, and don't stay under the big tree!

7. My writing paper is airtight. You come back to my dream, just like the smell of grass after rain. After the typhoon, the moonlight is no longer old, and I don't have to look back.

8, speechless, the typhoon rained heavily, and Tida's wiper actually broke down.

9. Do you think the name of the typhoon sounds good?

10, the typhoon is warm in the lonely night building, and no one looks at the flowers. The bottle is full of wine, slightly drunk, but it is sad to sleep. Whoever is with you will be with you, and it is difficult to fall out of flowers and leaves.

1 1, earthquake rescue has your shadow, typhoon has your first-line report, flash flood scene has your affectionate explanation, you always charge ahead in the face of danger, press day is here, pay tribute to journalists and friends, and wish you a happy and safe life.

12, can you tell me about your feelings in the typhoon area? You can't feel it without shaving. More security, more curiosity.

13, the latest weather news. Three typhoons, Lion Mountain, Compass and Nanchuan, have hit the southeast coast. Please pay close attention to the changes, check the room for leaks, pay attention to safety when traveling, forward them to people who care about you, and make safety preparations as soon as possible.

14, some people say that this is an era when pigs can fly when typhoons come. However, I don't want to be a pig, because the wind stopped and I fell dead. I don't expect to be the wind either. I wish I were an all-weather tree and could stand here.

15, follow the trend: lei jun: even pigs can fly when the typhoon comes. Andy Lau: I am a pig.

16, typhoon is a unique wind, without the warmth of spring breeze, the refreshing and pleasant autumn wind and the heat of Xia Feng. I'm ruthless. I am like the Yellow River, like a lion barking and roaring, as if to tear the universe apart.

17, Africa is suffering deeply and the war is not broken; Frequent earthquakes, typhoons and tsunamis; Unforgettable 5 12, crying earth-shattering; A rare snowstorm, a strange drought; The disaster is also great, bringing together the souls of China people; My wish in this life is to leave this world in disaster!

18, typhoon is a unique wind, which is neither as refreshing and pleasant as spring breeze and autumn wind, nor as hot as Xia Feng.

19, "Tiantu" staged a powerful typhoon blockbuster. Please do a good job of wind and rain protection in Guangzhou to avoid being blown down and washed away: go home early, don't stay long; Be careful when a typhoon strikes. Please start typhoon defense mode immediately!

20. Let's talk about it in space. My friends also make fun of me and don't come back to play with me on weekends. Tell me that there will be a typhoon today, which is outrageous. What happened?

2 1. Today is a typhoon. When I stood on the balcony and blew, I felt that my grandmother was still there. If I go to her house in the future, she will tell me the weather today. It was really a super trance, and I reacted in a second.

This sudden typhoon took away people's lives, but it couldn't take away our love.

23, short hair+weight, my mother no longer has to worry that I will be hit by a typhoon.

24. A typhoon is coming. Those who keep saying that they are afraid of being blown away by the typhoon ask themselves, can a typhoon of your weight blow you up? ! If you were a typhoon, would you still laugh? !

25. Be prepared to fight against plum blossoms, do a good job in preventing and fighting against Taiwan, and strive to reduce the losses caused by typhoon disasters to a minimum.

26. Weather forecast: There will be strong convective weather, large area of paper money and local gold bars around New Year's Day. Happy volcano erupts, triggering friendship mudslide and happy typhoon landing. It is expected that the extremely pleasant weather will last around you for several weeks.

27. It's the rhythm of the typhoon. It hasn't rained so hard for a long time. Tell me about my hard work Pants are wet.

28. It's the rhythm of the typhoon. . . It hasn't rained so hard for a long time. . . Tell me about my hard work . . Pants are wet.

29. Let the waves of the typhoon blow the troubles away without a trace; Let a Mao Mao rain fall and be happy; Let a message, send a little miss; There is a typhoon, pay attention to safety.

30. Typhoon Raccoon landed in Zhongshan that night, and the wind force at the center of the typhoon reached 12. The typhoon came, it rained heavily, and the sky became gray, as if it were going to eat me.

3 1, I woke up in the middle of the night and found that the room temperature was 18, and the maximum wind speed blew on my bed, vaguely thinking that this was a typhoon.

32, change your clothes, pack your luggage, stand on the roof, wait for the typhoon, come and leave …

Hello, brothers and sisters from all corners of the country! 2014 65438+1October 22nd, a super typhoon will hit Guangdong. Please take precautions and travel as little as possible. Ladies are advised not to wear short skirts to avoid nudity. I wish you peace and pass it on to each other!

34. My wish today is: "Mangosteen" blew my husband away and was accidentally picked up by a rich woman. Then she took out 20 million yuan and smashed it in my face, saying, Here, your husband is mine …

35. There is a typhoon. I can't sleep. I'm so tired ... I really want to talk to someone now. Come back and sleep with me.

36, typhoon, rainstorm, very boring ...

37, the Millennium, the autumn night is cool, don't show your arms and legs, colds and fever are no joke, Hongyan Nanfei knows that it is warm and cold, autumn tonic is the season, eat more vegetables and exercise more, refreshed and healthy, 12 typhoon can't blow down, nor can it blow down.

38. Warm reminder of typhoon: Around the 6th, the ninth strong typhoon "Meihua" this year was accompanied by heavy rain in some areas and heavy rain in some areas. Special tips: Pay attention to typhoon prevention in advance! Happy life, good luck!

39. Whispering, rustling, rustling, downwind, swishing, swishing, rustling, typhoon, breeze, warmth, whining, westerly wind, blowing, Xia Feng, bleak.

40. This signboard has been crumbling for a long time. The typhoon came and was swept to the ground and smashed into pieces.

4 1, the radio station said: "Feelings are actually very simple. If I don't complain when you are busy at work and you don't leave when I pretend it doesn't matter, we can continue. " The best typhoon this year has come and gone. Are you in a good mood?

42. The strongest typhoon this year, Tiantu, will attack the Pearl River Delta head-on tomorrow! Will bring serious damage to this area! You must take precautions! And don't take it lightly! Try to stay away from billboards! Evacuate the perennial flooded area as soon as possible! End the seaside tour immediately!

43. Western Halloween is depressed, and there is no money to engage in large-scale funny activities; The villain laughed in the cold wind, and the ghosts were shocked; The typhoon specializes in picking stubborn tyrants and sweeping away thousands of miles of residual clouds; The chill hit winter, the hurricane raged, and all saints trembled and grinned.

44. Attention! Just after the typhoon, the cold air in the north came again, and before the people could make preparations, the number of people with colds increased again. According to the research of the superior, we are allowed to add clothes from now on.

45. I thought the world of the sea was just gentle and quiet, but I ignored her ferocity during the typhoon! I thought the world of the sea was bitter, but I ignored the sweetness after purification! Things will get better after tempering!

46, life is a fate, laugh at the past, right, wrong, come and go. Breeze, strong wind or typhoon are all a process.

47. Despite last week's typhoon, Myanmar's military ruling clique held a scheduled referendum on the new constitution on Saturday.

48. After the typhoon, engineers stayed up all night to repair the broken wires, which saved everyone from the pain of power failure. This is really hard work.

49. Love is like a TV plugged in. From then on, it is a wonderful picture. Love is a typhoon that landed on the coast, and it has been arrogant since then. Love is when a penguin meets a polar bear and finds a bosom friend thousands of miles away. Love is when your heart comes to mine. It turns out that there can be no distance between people.

50, the typhoon is coming, you have a wife holding a wife, no wife holding someone else's wife, want to break up, let your wife go out to buy food, and even people take food to Dong Ge's house. ...

5 1. Perhaps, you and I are just a flurry in summer, which brings storms, and there are also pieces of absinthe after the typhoon passes through, just like the indispensable rebellion and tyranny in our youth.

52. The disaster caused by typhoon last year touched the skin of people all over the country, so we are particularly cautious this year.

53. Ice and snow can't cool my love for you, typhoon can't blow away my thoughts about you, noise can't drown out my heartfelt feelings for you, and darkness can't hide my deep affection for you.

54. I met a cat diving, but I didn't meet you; I met a dog crawling, but I didn't meet you; I met snow in summer and typhoon in winter, but I didn't meet you. I met all the extraordinary, but I didn't meet ordinary you.

55. In the afternoon, there was lightning and thunder at home and a typhoon. It's a good thing you left early in the morning You talked, laughed and quarreled when you were here. Why did it take so long when you left? It was empty in the afternoon, and you made five harassing calls to others.

56. Against the storm and heat, frost and snow are tough and brave. The war raged on the front line and typhoons roared along the coast. Dangerous disasters appear, and the waves sweep and capture. I wish journalists good health during the holidays and happy work.

57. There was a typhoon in the southeast recently. Lion Mountain will blow away your worries, compass will take away your worries, Nanchuan will take away your worries, and wealth, health and happiness will blow away to you!

58. In the morning, I said that the typhoon came, but the typhoon didn't come, and the storm came! Oh, my God, I'm too scared to sleep at night.

59. When the typhoon comes, you have a husband holding her husband, but no husband holding someone else's husband. If you want to change your husband and go out to buy food, Mangosteen will send him to the purchasing station ... Then you put on a beautiful skirt and wait for the typhoon on the roof. ...

60. A fat girl published a sentence, "If only I could fly as far as a dandelion." I went back: Is there a typhoon?

6 1, the typhoon is coming, the shower is ready, the luggage is packed, and the credit card is brought ... just stand in the sun and wait for the typhoon. Let's travel ... wherever we blow. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.

62. The disaster caused by the typhoon last year is not far away. We must not take it lightly this year, and we must be prepared to prevent Taiwan.

63. When the typhoon comes, will it bring my thoughts to your dreams, so come quietly and walk silently!

64. Typhoon warning: You will be very happy on Monday under the influence of the third typhoon "Blessing" this year; Good luck on Tuesday; Wednesday is healthy and healthy; It was windy and rainy on Thursday; Happy Friday; I had a wonderful weekend, please get ready!

65. The typhoon came with amazing momentum. They blow so hard that people can't stand. You have to hold a stake so as not to be blown into the sea. That wind can blow the hut into the sea like a matchbox.

66. The typhoon is fierce, and the rolling tide on the road is like a hungry lion trying to swallow a person.

67. I thought I would be more awake when I came out on this typhoon day, but I was not cold or awake, and my nose was sour!

68. The balcony is covered by wind and rain, soaked by acacia, and leisurely and faint. Who will hold up an umbrella for me in the rainy winter? I still remember the feelings and fate of generations.

Funny 2 1, I can't get up because of the typhoon, so I'm hiding under the covers for personal safety.

2. Typhoon, rainstorm, power failure, disconnection of mobile phone, and battery failure of mobile phone.

3. When the typhoon rains heavily, move your position quickly.

4. The wind at dawn, with its fresh fragrance, glides gently over the ears of wheat.

5, typhoon and rainstorm, this is still doing things like this!

6. The whirlwind threw the yellow sand into the sky, like thousands of Long Zaitian rolling in the air.

7. The leaves on the tree are swaying slightly, as if they were not blown by the breeze, but touched by the light passing by.

8. The south wind blows through the rice fields, making the tender green and soft rice seedlings tremble, like a fresh and beautiful brocade, with fine needles and trembling with the wind.

9. The gale changed the color of the whole universe, making it gloomy and miserable.

10, typhoon, you can blow me stagger, how dare you blow our school stagger!

1 1. The wind roared mercilessly and the rain poured down like a downpour.

12, the wind is like a beast, it will destroy everything.

13, the wind is very strong, like a group of black dragons, trying to devour the earth.

14, the wind roared and ran around like a wounded beast.

15, suddenly a gust of wind roared behind the mountain, blowing snow and dust, and the whole mountain forest seemed to boil; There is endless snow there.

16, there was a typhoon and rainstorm in Shenzhen these two days, and the temperature plummeted. I caught a cold if I wasn't careful. Ah! It's so uncomfortable!

17, dense typhoon. Besides giving us a holiday, I have one more request: that is. That's it. Why not blow up the school!

18, I dreamed of typhoon, rainstorm and flood, and people ran upstairs.

19, the typhoon rained heavily for several days, and the quilts were moldy, and there was always a musty smell when sleeping.

20. Urgent notice: A typhoon is coming. Everyone has a husband holding her husband, a boyfriend holding her boyfriend, a lover holding her lover, and nothing to do with a telephone pole. Hold on tight, don't let the typhoon blow away. Pay attention to dressing. When you wear clothes, you must tie a rope to reinforce it, so as not to be naked by a strong typhoon.

2 1, the wind is like a drunk, wrapped in snow particles, bumping east and west.

22. The water in the pond overflowed. All the way to the next room, on the road, in the field. ...

23. The wind keeps blowing and the rain keeps falling. When I entered the school gate, I was shocked: the trees on campus were hanging upside down and crooked, and branches were everywhere on the ground and on the roof.

24. The whole sky is blowing, and the whole sea has become a bubble. This is the power of the wind.

25, whirlwind volley, shaped like a big conch.

26. The wind tugs at people's clothes, lifts people's headscarves, and the sand shoots people's eyes.

27. Storms are like the gates of hell, shaking the mountains.

28. In the roaring whirlwind, I only heard waves of sadness. My family is Marek Jones in the distance. Sometimes it's like a person calling for help in a disaster.

29. The wind turned into a smooth bully, whistling loudly and running around.

30. There is a breeze blowing from the horizon, and there is a ripple on the water surface, as if the swallowed sun spit out a breath of satisfaction to the earth. The wind roared like an army of ten thousand horses.

3 1, I solemnly advise beautiful women not to wear skirts in recent days, they are easily angered. The rain is good, but the mangosteen is serious, I don't know!

32. Please hold on to me in such a strong wind. I'm so cute that if I accidentally blow it into someone else's arms, they won't give it back. That's what happened!

33. I laugh at those who want to blow their boyfriends by typhoon. Then where is your home? I will walk there.

Uncle Typhoon, I hope you will never leave.

35. A typhoon is like a frightened elf, tearing the sky and the earth.

Yes, you are vulnerable to the wind, but if you can't help the typhoon.

37. If the typhoon destroys the school, I will marry you!

38. All typhoons that can't close schools are not good typhoons.

The typhoon brought us a storm, a day off and a lot of homework.

40. There was a typhoon, and when I saw the pictures of students talking, all the trees fell to the ground. Fortunately, I'm not at school.

4 1, typhoon is available, just send a message. At the teacher's command, we are willing to guard against Taiwan at home.