Do you have any super funny jokes?

1. A girl's name is Feng Qi. The teacher asked her why, and she said, My mother said that Phoenix called me seven times when she gave birth to me.

The teacher asked her: What if the chicken crowed eight times when you were born?

2. I asked trouble, it doesn't love you at all, and it said it would never talk to you. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself! Also, health let me bring you a love letter: I have a crush on you for a long time, and I will never change it! Happy new year!

On the occasion of the new year, I hope you will always be as happy as a kettle on the stove. Even if your ass is burned red, you will still whistle happily and spray bubbles with your nose!

I wish all of you here more popularity than the Virgin Mary, wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, heroic spirit surpass Saddam Hussein, and catch up with Beckham handsomely. Happy new year.

3. Send text messages to boys: There's something I've always wanted to ask you seriously. Can you promise to tell me the truth?

He (seriously): Go ahead, what is it?

Me: Don't you regret molesting Chang 'e in the sky?

He: #% ...% #% #!

I: Excuse me, are you the legendary princess of iron fan?

W: Why do you say that?

Me: because ... because ... because I think only Niu Wangmo can match your looks!

Female:-_-! !

The mother mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair, so she followed him to the grass. Then a hedgehog came out. The mother mouse grabbed the hedgehog: you damn fool, you said you didn't have an affair. Who are you trying to seduce by rubbing so much mousse?

6. Once upon a time there was a eunuch. .........................

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Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables!

8. Pig: "Chicken, why don't you take a bath? It stinks more than me. "

Chicken: "Mom won't let me wash it."

Pig: "Why?"

Chicken: "Mom says it's dirty to rub yourself back and forth in the shower."

9. Devil: "Princess, if you break your throat, no one will come to save you!" "

Princess: "broken throat!" " "

No one: "Princess! I'm coming to save you! "

Devil: "Damn it."

Ghost: "Who found me?"

Who: "What's it to me?"

The devil is dead! !

10. Lele went to the zoo one day to feed the monkeys ... threw peanuts to the monkeys ... but one monkey always put peanuts in his ass first ... and then took them out ... Lele felt sick and ran to ask the director ... why did this monkey behave so strangely? ... the director explained: because someone threw him a big peach last year ... the son of that big peach appeared.