A satirical joke in the workplace

Complete works of workplace satirical jokes

If you want me to guess when you can finish the work, I'll let you guess when I will pay you. Please be careful! The following is a complete collection of workplace satirical jokes compiled by the joke column. Let's laugh together!

At a banquet, a boss's front door zipper was unzipped without knowing it. His female secretary found it inconvenient to say it directly because the guests were present. Remind the boss? Boss, your garage door is open. ?

The boss is puzzled? Oh, have you seen my BMW?

? No, just two broken tires? . The female secret replied.

There is a mental illness near a company. If someone passes by him, they will chase him and ask: Isn't it? Isn't it? Really ...? One day, an employee of the company was going to be late for work. When he arrived at the company, he happened to meet that mental derangement coming towards him, fearing that he would pester him and said:

? Yes, yes, yes, I am ...? Psychotic answer? Standard & Poor's. b！ ? Turn around and walk away ......

Manager Zhang is forty years old this year, but he looks older. One day, a new employee came and chatted in the office. The new employee said that Manager Zhang looked very young. Manager Zhang asked him to guess his age, and the new employee said, you are only fifty. ?

Manager Zhang shook his head in disappointment, and the new employee quickly asked, How old is the difference between my guess and your age?

Others said:? Ten years old. ?

The new employee said excitedly, you are so young. You said you were sixty, but I really don't believe you. ?

A famous large timber factory in Canada advertised for an excellent lumberjack. The day after the advertisement was published, a short and thin man came to the wood factory with an axe and knocked on the door of the logging foreman's office. The lumberjack took a look at the thin man and told him to leave.

? Please give me a chance to prove my ability. ? The thin man said.

? See that huge cedar over there? The lumberjack said. Pick up your axe and blow it down. ?

The thin man went straight to the tree. Five minutes later, he knocked on the lumberjack's door again. I have cut down that tree. ? He said.

The woodcutter couldn't believe his eyes and said, where did you learn this skill of cutting trees?

? In the forests of the Sahara. ? The little man replied.

? You mean the logging foreman in the Sahara desert asked.

The thin man smiled and replied:? Oh, of course, it's changed to that name now! ?

Complete works of workplace satires (2) 1. A colleague in the technical department complained to you: my clients in this project are really difficult to handle, and they always ask for new functions, which makes my workload heavier and heavier. ?

Another colleague sighed and said, Be content, at least you are adding new features. My client asked me to revise the plan, and it took me a week to revise it. As a result, he said to me: on second thought, I still don't need to change it. The original plan was quite good.

In the gale, a salesman leaned against the corner and said loudly to the phone. All right! All right! All right! ?

A passer-by stopped suddenly, stepped back to him and handed him the egg cake.

I just saw a classmate QQ on the Internet. I asked him: Why? He replied: JB.

I said, what are you talking about? Pay attention to quality.

He added: overtime.

I have been working in the field for more than half a year. I have been working overtime to save money. I finally saved enough money to buy an iphone5. I lost a lot of weight, but I was very happy. I'm going to go home to see my girlfriend this time to make her happy, as long as her girlfriend likes being tired.

I went home yesterday without waiting for me to take out my present. Girlfriend is furious. Why are you so thin? , said is pa ~ pa ~ pa a few slap in the face, while fan shouted:? Let you jerk off, let you jerk off?

Complete works of workplace satires (3) 1. Xiao Li said to his colleague Xiao Zhang: The Spring Festival is coming. I bought an expensive mink coat for my wife as a holiday gift! I am here to express my deep sympathy to you! ?

Xiao Zhang feels very strange: What does this have to do with me?

Xiao Li sneered: My wife said she would go out to dinner with your wife tonight. ?

In recent days, the temperature has plummeted. Today at work, I asked Xiaoyan: It's cold. Did you give that down jacket to your mother-in-law?

Xiaoyan shook her head and said, I can't give it now. This is a birthday present. ?

I then asked:? When are you going to give it?

Xiaoyan said: mother-in-law's birthday. ?

Me:? When is your mother-in-law's birthday?

She said solemnly:? Next June. ?

3. Colleague A: How about eating hot pot after work?

Colleague B: Your treat? The sun rises in the west today!

Colleague A: Alas, the new girl in our office makes herself delicious every day and makes me smell like perfume. What if my wife finds out when I get home? After thinking for a long time, I can only taste it by hot pot.

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