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Send a text message to your girlfriend every night to say good night! What else is there to talk about? Just like cold painting, good night time is a joke every day!
Standing on the roadside for thousands of years,
Waiting alone,
Just for one day,
When you are walking by the roadside,
Fall in love with you-
1. When I put coins into the wishing pool, a lovely elf appeared in front of me. She asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said to her: please help me take good care of this person who reads short messages, so that she will never have troubles and be happy forever!
I made a wish to God to make you happy. God promised for four days. I said spring, summer, autumn and winter. God said three days, I said yesterday, today and tomorrow; God said two days, I said day and night; God said one day, I said every day!
3. I didn't eat when I was hungry, and I did it; I didn't sleep when I was sleepy, and I did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. I am such a strong person, but I didn't tell you when I missed you. I didn't do it!
6, earrings are fake, it doesn't matter, as long as the whispers are true; The necklace is fake, it doesn't matter, as long as love is true; Don't hurt yourself, it doesn't matter, I will take care of you!
8. I found a job and signed a lifetime contract. I have no salary, no rest days and will not be laid off. I have to work 24 hours a day, that is: I miss you!
10, when writing this short message, you and I were separated, but in half the time, I decided to tell a lie. Although I have lied countless times in my life, this is the most perfect and exaggerated one: I don't miss you!
1 1, miss you, refreshing; Miss you like a cloud, floating; Miss you like a star, bright; Miss you like a flower, fragrant; I miss you in my dream, so comfortable! If that's what you want, you have nothing to say!
15. Dreaming during the day and dreaming at night. With you, you are everything. When you are not around, everything is you. All I can think about is you. I don't know what to do. I went to see a doctor. The doctor gave me a prescription: it's good to have you for a lifetime!
16, it is a pity to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is the wrong love; Meeting the right person at the right time is happiness! Meeting you is my happiness!
18, report my recent situation: I care about you-dream about you-miss you-encourage you-pray that the stars in the sky will take care of you every day! None of this was approved by you. I made my own decision. I hope you don't mind!
19, it was cloudy because the sun was tired, it rained because the sun was sad, it snowed because the clouds were sad, it was windy because the heart was going to travel, and you received the text message because someone missed you!
22, the world is very big, you are in the eyes; The world is small, and I only have eyes for you; The world is wonderful, let me know you; The world is wonderful and makes me like you!
27. The most beautiful encounter in life is you; The most beautiful season of the year is you. The days with you are warm, and the days with you are happy. I have held your hand all my life, and I just want to accompany you all my life. This feeling is long-lasting!
29. Leave the pain to me, the happiness to you, the troubles to me and the happiness to you. However, at this moment, I will aim at you with Cupid's small arrow and carve you with the knife of love. I want you to be my prisoner and imprisoned in my arms.
3 1, the moon is crooked and dotted, how can I be true to you? Frequent phone calls and text messages make it difficult for me to express my love for you. Holding hands with you is my greatest expectation, and falling in love with you is my greatest wish!
33. Listen, I am very dissatisfied with you! First, not paying attention to rest makes me uncomfortable! Second, don't contact often, let me remember! Third, I often slip into my dreams and miss them! Fourth, after reading the news, I still didn't reply, which disappointed me!
39. Among my many friends, you are nothing special, except that you are good-looking, cute, smart, gentle and lovable, which makes me miss a lot and send me a lot of information. ...
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