A spoof and funny signature copy

1. As long as the Tang Priest is gone, there will be evil.

I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

Your sudden coquetry shattered my world view.

If I can meet so many sexy and beautiful fairies along the way, I will also learn from them.

The fortune teller said that I would meet a woman who was important to my life when I was eighty. Her name is Meng Po.

6. I am not fat, I am swollen because I am allergic to life.

7. When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

8. I want to look far away, but you find that you are only nearsighted.

9. Please don't trample on the green grass for the environmental protection slogan you saw before! Today you step on my head, and tomorrow I will grow on your grave.

10. Don't shit in front of flies, they will think you are showing off your wealth.

1 1. What do you mean, don't die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

12. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only love one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

13. People with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.

14. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

15. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

16. I have finished half of my goal of becoming a local tyrant. At present, I am very rustic. ...

17. I'm so angry. I ate the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

18. When people drink a little wine, it looks like pear blossoms bring rain. Drink a little wine like a Liangshan hero.

19. God didn't take special care of me or abandon me, but just played with me.

20. Who are you to call me fat? What do you invite me to eat?

2 1. Please check yourself with your mobile phone. Why do you always drag me to stay up late?

22. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

23. My future son, can you tell me where your father is?

24. If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.