Send a winning text message to your girlfriend on April Fool's Day.

0 1. Happy fool! I haven't contacted you for a long time. Every year, on this special day, I will think of you With the development of society, there are more liars, but the number of fools obviously can't keep up. What moves us is that there are veterans like you who have stuck to their posts for ten years and made great contributions to entertaining others and the entertainment society! Here, we sincerely wish you a happy April Fool's Day! April Fool's Day SMS Encyclopedia 02. 10 April Fool's Day greetings: Yu.

10 April Fool's Day blessing: heavy rain in the southwest, shady trees, birds and flowers; Every year, the grain harvest is abundant, and the financial resources are extensive; Life is happy, and the family is happy! Why do I always think of you on April Fool's Day?

Why do I always think of you on April Fool's Day? Because you sleep better than a pig, are dumber than a donkey, and move slower than a tortoise ... You see, I haven't received your reply after sending you such a long message, so I have to wish you a happy holiday! I only tell you the truth about April Fool's Day.

Fooling is not my purpose; Confession is what I really mean. I think you are not only April 1, but also a few words. I only tell you the truth about April Fool's Day: I really miss you, and I hope you can send me a message to show that you haven't forgotten me. On April Fool's Day, God asked me to send you a short message.

Last night, in my dream, God said to me: This April Fool's Day, just send a message to your stupidest friend and wish him a happy holiday, and he will be a hundred times smarter. On second thought, I'd better send it to you, because you were so stupid that you didn't even reply to my text messages! 20 10 April Fool's Day SMS Daquan

06. April Fool's Day Tips

Higher, you can see far; If you are short, wear high heels; Fat, more secure; Please eat more if you are thin. Are you silly? Many people will look at you on April Fool's Day, and text message harassment will cheat you. Be careful, Benben, don't read anything except my short message! 07. Everyone is happy, which is the real happiness! April Fool's Day SMS Daquan

April fool's day is coming, I hope you speak in a silly voice; When singing, be silly; When you are working, you can learn from ignorance. When you are in love, you will not be stupid until you die. When the festival comes, you will shout: My festival, everyone is happy, that is the real happiness! 08. Award-winning question

If you have a prize, fill in the missing words in the blank first. It's treachery (), duplicity (), avalanche (), and things are different (). Then connect the words you filled in and read them out loud. Finally, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day! 09. Letters to your lover

Seeing this message, I hope my lover can save me! Dad has an appointment to get married on February 30 next year. My heart already belongs to you. Please book a boat ticket for Noah's Ark on April 1 as soon as possible and elope with Nujia! Stop! 10. April Fool's Day reminder

April fool's day reminder: you should be cruel to fools, and cruelty means deep relationship; You have to put up with your own stupidity, tolerance is broad-minded; Fools grasp the time well, and it will be invalid after noon; Smart when stupid, happy when laughing. 20 10 April fool's day short message encyclopedia 1 1. Every day is April Fool's Day.

House prices have fooled us into dwelling house slaves, wages have fooled us into nine to five, and reality has fooled us into a trance-every day is April Fool's Day. Wish you a happy holiday! 12. The Important Task of April Fool's Day: Fool's Drought Relief Action

On the instruction of the State Council, you were sent to the southwest to relieve the drought in April 1 day. Please give full play to your personal strengths, call for "stupidity" and artificially apply "stupidity" to ensure that the amount of "stupidity" is sufficient. After the task is completed, you will get the title of best fool! 13. April Fool's Day greetings

April Fool's Day 1 April Fool's Day, I'm glad to add a joke. I hope I can make you laugh, and smiling can also increase your mood, which is the most important thing to mobilize your mood. If you are also spoofed, it is good to have a good relationship. The beauty is that I'm stupid. Happy April Fool's Day! 14. Pay tribute to the April Fool's Day short message encyclopedia of mobile users.

Pay tribute to mobile users: due to the recent network debugging, if you find that the mobile phone signal is not good, please pick it up at the roof; If it still doesn't work, please climb to the top of the mountain to get it. If it still doesn't work, please buy a satellite antenna. Thank you for your cooperation-ignorant users! 15. April Fool's Day. Also known as ALL FOOLS' DAY

It's 23: 59 Beijing time, and April Fool's Day will be in one minute. In order to remind you not to be fooled by others, I send you a short message: Don't read the short messages sent by others. Because you can only be stupid by me, haha! 20 10 April fool's day short message encyclopedia 16. April fool's day express

Seeing that your festival is coming, I have nothing to send you. I will teach you a skill of eating. Originally, it was not passed on to men and women. I think it was sent to you on a special day. After learning this skill, you will never starve to death ... by the way, I don't need to teach you whether you can eat or not. 17. Fool, you didn't discuss it.

April fool's day, fool you, how can I be "stupid"? To tell you the truth, I am "stupid" and unhappy! In order to have fun with "stupid" people, I am "stupid" to drive a personal expedition, and it has been years since my friends were "stupid" to advise you: Happy April Fool's Day! 18. You must be happy on April Fool's Day.

April 1, please be a fool for a day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Occasionally a little silly, happiness will accompany you! 19. Magic SMS on April Fool's Day

This is a magical message: reading word for word can double your IQ; Reading aloud will be ten times smarter; Collection and forwarding can get rid of ignorance; Reply with your heart and you will stand out! Don't tell me you don't believe me, April Fool's Day won't lie to you!

2 1. A memorable April Fool's Day greeting

April fool's day, I wish you a lifetime of infatuation, superior ability, wealth every month, hard work, endless meals and endless tea! 22. "Fools" live fast.

I hope you have a good rest, work hard, sleep well and get up well. In short, you are happy in everything you do and become a "likable person" envied by everyone in the Jianghu. Happy April Fool's Day! 23. Play without consulting you

You-beautiful and lovely! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. Lend it to you on April Fool's Day! 24. "Plus 0" red envelope

April Fool's Day, I will give you a red envelope-add a 0 to represent your efforts, add a 0 to represent your cleverness, add a 0 to represent your efforts, and there are five zeros in the mantissa! Relax, the first digit is still 0. 25. Happy April Fool's Day.

Don't forget to bring misfortune when you go out. Seeing the opposite sex will lead to philandering, cheating and fighting will be cruel. Be careful that you are too sad to be caught, and everyone will call you heartless. Happy April Fool's Day! April Fool's Day SMS Collection 20 10 April Fool's Day SMS Collection 26. Makes you happy like a fool.

Beautiful women date you to make you happy, the company gives you a holiday to make you eat, drink and have fun, and the people arrange April Fool's Day to make you happy like a fool! April Fool's Day. Also known as ALL FOOLS' DAY

I miss you every minute, love you every moment, and love you every day. I hope you can accompany me 365 days a year, my lovely "dinosaur". Haha, happy April Fool's Day! 28. Good news and bad news on April Fool's Day

I want to tell you good news: I have a room, 100 square meter; I bought a car, Audi Q7; I made a fortune, earning more than 10 thousand a day. Tell you another bad news: the above situation only appears in my dream! -Happy April Fool's Day! 29. You can't fool me on April Fool's Day.

I was cheated by the property market and once said that house prices would not skyrocket; I was cheated by the stock market, which once said that the market was as I expected; I was cheated by my job. It once said that my salary would not drop … I hope I won't be cheated by you. You once said that you owed me money in April 10! 30. I heard it was you today

I heard that today is your festival, and I came to send you my best wishes. I also heard that people always play with you. I am a good person. I sincerely wish you a happy April Fool's Day! 20 10 April Fool's Day SMS Daquan

3 1. April fool's day. Also known as ALL FOOLS' DAY

Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to sing, some people spend money to massage, some people spend money to buy a car, some people spend money to worship Buddha, some people spend money to have fun, so I spend money to chat. You also have a free and easy holiday, don't you? Happy April Fool's Day! 32. Brother's April Fool's Day

Don't fool me, I'm just a legend, but for social harmony, I must live a good life. I wish you a job without stress and a life without temper. Happy April Fool's Day! 33. April Fool's Day. Also known as ALL FOOLS' DAY

April Fool's Day wishes you all the best: on the day of clothing, jade and food, birds and flowers are like a duck to water, and you have enough money every year to call the wind and rain! Happy April Fool's Day! 34. April Fool's Day blessing

Today, I have a new plan: send some beautiful women to men, send some handsome men to women, send some lollipops to children, send some solatium to the elderly, and most importantly, send some blessings to fools. This does not wish you a happy April Fool's Day! Ha ha! 35. April Fool's Day blessing

Those 1 encounters, my two eyes have never left you, and three students are fortunate to be your bosom friends. Miss you four or five times, homesickness is 60%, 708 memories, 99 happy hearts. Say 10. Today is April Fool's Day.

36. Different teasing

If you get a dial of 02 1 because of the bonus of 14, please be happy. If you get a zero one, please be angry. If you get a zero one, please make a fool of yourself like a fake reminder. You can wait for the question and send a text message. 37. Humorous blessings on April Fool's Day.

At noon, a friend called for dinner and said it was four dishes and one soup. I left my work in a hurry and flew away by taxi. After meeting, I walked into a Lanzhou ramen nearby. I turned my head and asked, "didn't you treat me to four dishes and one soup?" How can it be Lamian Noodles? " The friend said with a wry smile, "Four dishes and one soup!" Look at garlic sprouts, coriander, radish, diced beef and a bowl of beef soup. Isn't this' four dishes and one soup'? 38. Happy April Fool's Day!

I want to tell you: "you are a fool!" " ".Ha ha, do you think I'm hurting you? Don't be angry, because you are a stupid man in my heart. You are smart and wise. I sincerely wish my best friend: "Happy April Fool's Day! ""39. April Fool's Day funny blessing 4

Recently, the cold and heat are not frequent, and I feel uncomfortable. I always miss you when I'm fine. I want to be a bird, fly to you every day, shit and pee, and feel comfortable! Happy April Fool's Day! 40. April Fool's Day funny blessing 3

I used to love you madly, but now I'm tired of looking for you. Don't get me wrong, my bike is missing. But don't feel sorry for me. Happy April Fool's Day!

4 1. April Fool's Day funny blessing 2

Today is April Fool's Day. It is a mistake to send you a blessing, because you are a smart man. It is also a mistake not to send you a blessing, because people who read text messages on April Fool's Day are super fools. Happy holidays! April fool's day short message encyclopedia 42. April Fool's Day funny wishes 1

I will always love you because you are always handsome; I hate you too much sometimes, because you are so unreasonable sometimes; I wish you well today, because you have passed the solar term today. Happy April Fool's Day! 43. April Fool's Day was sent to the wrong person

I like your eyes, so charming; I like your figure, so slim; I like your appearance, so beautiful; I like your personality, so gentle. Sorry, I accidentally sent it to the wrong person! Happy April Fool's Day! 44. The dry language of April Fool's Day

I want to send you a blessing message, but there is no collection in my mobile phone. I can only tell you silently in my dry language. Pay attention to your health and don't be too tired. Accept it. Happy April Fool's Day! 45. Happy April Fool's Day

With this product, you don't need surgery or hospitalization, your eyes will get bigger immediately, you can see things more clearly, and the price is very low. Have you guessed what product it is? Ha ha laugh ... it's a magnifying glass! Happy April Fool's Day. Cute than anyone.

It is called beauty because she is beautiful; He is called handsome because he is handsome; He failed, because his name is Ao Bai, and he called you a scoundrel, because you are cuter than anyone else. Happy April Fool's Day! 47. Only God knows.

Everyone knows whether money is important or not; Everyone knows whether friends are important or not, and only I know whether you are important to me or not; Are you stupid? Only God knows. Happy April Fool's Day. 48. Is happiness important?

Everyone knows whether happiness is important or not; Happiness is not important, everyone wants it; Whether friendship is important or not, you and I can understand; Pay my rent quickly, or I'll be thrown out! 49. You made it easy for me to find an April Fool's Day short message book.

Dear, I can't live without you, just like fish can't live without water, children can't live without their mothers, my saliva can't live without you, and my tears can't be wiped away. My lovely pillow, you made it easy for me to find it. Happy April Fool's Day! 50. April Fool's Day blessing

It will rain, people will get old, and grandpa God can't control it. I will take you seriously and treat you as a treasure. Come on! Stop climbing trees, it's not good for people to see your red ass. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!