Interesting national day message, the kind that laughs when you read it.

1, freeze! National day robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone! Send me a message! Happy National Day!

2. A lover is a road, but a friend is a pig. There is only one road in life, and there are many pigs on one road. If you have money, don't forget, but if you lack money, don't sell pigs. Happiness, don't get lost, rest and feed the pigs. Happy National Day to my pig!

3, National Day, Mid-Autumn Festival, the spirit of family reunion. I wish you a happy holiday and all your wishes come true.

4. Experience a one-day family tour on National Day and take the bus back and forth. Activities include cleaning the floor and kitchen of my house, scrubbing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, bringing lunch for 2 10 people, and signing up as soon as possible.

5. National Day happened to meet the Mid-Autumn Festival, and life coincided with the spirit of prosperity. I wish you a happy holiday and family reunion! Think about this festival and wait for another 30 years! ! !

6. National Day activities: 1. Shangri-La Hotel, watching others eat; 2. Qiantang River Bridge, river jumping competition, 2 champion wreaths; 3. Survival challenge, walking alone in Hangzhou Seventh Hospital at night; 4. Truth or dare, shouting at the gate of the city government: You are all assholes; 5. Two-day tour of detention center; 6. Passion Experience-Prison Break!

7. This short message is made exclusively, with international inspection exemption and first-class quality. If there is any similarity, it is pure fiction. The recipient will have endless good luck and enjoy unlimited happiness! Happy National Day.

8. Holiday National Day Order: During the holiday season, all friends who sincerely greet you and sincerely bless you should keep it in mind and invite them to have a big meal. Happy National Day!

9. I wish in advance those young people with superficial scenery, inner hesitation, immature appearance and vicissitudes of life, who seem to be brilliant, but in fact are really talented and hard to achieve, often unhappy, more tired than mules, busier than ants, and happy National Day!

10 years ago 10 months ago 1 day ago, my short message rushed into the city, into the countryside, all over the country, and finally, into your home. Wow! What a big pigsty! Hehe ~ ~ Happy National Day, piggy!