Send funny sentences in a circle of friends

The humorous sentences in the circle of friends are as follows:

1. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so, but when more and more people say you are fat, you will know the seriousness of the matter, and there are more and more liars.

In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. It's really a waste of my time to spend money on it!

People say that leg hair grows kidneys. I touched my leg hair with satisfaction! Why does a girl want such a good kidney?

Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

It's windy outside today and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.