Little boys and girls humorous text messages jokes

Humorous text message jokes for young men and women

1. In recent days, my boyfriend rarely sends text messages of greetings and concern, saying that he lives a low-carbon life to save energy and money, and his girlfriend is very unhappy. One day, when my boyfriend wanted to kiss, my girlfriend pushed him away and said: In order to reduce the emission of carbon dioxide, let’s skip this!

2. Man: My heart is so tired. Are your legs tired? Woman: What does it have to do with you? Male: Recently I feel like you are always walking around in my heart... Female: Your heart doesn't feel the pain yet, I'll go back and wear high heels...

3. Before marriage, he said I said tenderly: Marry me, you are a very important part of my life. After the marriage, I asked him: What part of his life am I? He glanced at me and pointed to his six fingers~~~

4. "What do you think of me as a person?" "A man confidently asked the girlfriend he just met. "I think you look like the cigarette you smoke." "Oh? Do you want to say that you are as cool as smoking?" the man asked happily. "No, it's like smoking."

5. The Three-Character Sutra of Love, love is nothing more than three words. "How are you" is the prelude, "I love you" is the beginning, "Love me" is the process, "I hate you" is the variation, "Let's get married" is the upgrade, and "Forget it" is the end.

6. Considerate boyfriend: The boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by a restaurant. The girlfriend praised: "It smells so good!" The cash-strapped boy said very gentlemanly: "If you like, we can walk in front of the restaurant again."

7. Question: Young man, how are you? Do you love the bride? Answer: Love! Question: How can you see it? Answer: I bought her a new house. Question: Girl, do you love the groom? Answer: Yes. Question: What is the proof? Answer: He bought it. The new house is spacious and bright. We will be very happy after we get married. Question: Will you love him like this forever? Answer: If the house price appreciates in the future, I will love him even more!

8. One day I took my girlfriend to the mall. She liked a lipstick, but I thought it was too expensive and said, "You look better without lipstick. This is called natural beauty." My girlfriend was very dissatisfied and said, "Fortunately, I I didn’t ask you to buy clothes, otherwise you would definitely say that I look better without clothes, that’s called beauty.”

9. Mike: “Mary didn’t want to marry me, but I told her later that I had a wife. Qian’s uncle.” Jason: “Then she must have agreed to your proposal!” Mike: “No, she is now my aunt.” 10. I sing a song. There is loneliness in the song, loneliness is about you, the plot of heart-knowing, romantic Valentine's Day, warmth and sweetness, can you hold hands and stay together till the end of your life? ;