Funny greetings for girls

? Humor is one of the characteristics that girls like, in order to make their girlfriends happy. Below are the humorous greetings I compiled for you to greet girls. I hope you like it!

Selected humorous greetings to greet girls

1. There are many sorrows on the road of life. Don’t make excuses for failure, only find reasons for success. We must pursue our ideal road. Buildings will rise from flat ground. You and I will come together to support us. Let’s have a smooth cooperation.

2. I will give you a purely natural supplement, which is mild in nature, does not contain any pigments and additives, is curved in shape, has the effect of nourishing qi, nourishing the skin, enhancing charm, and pleasing the body and mind. The scientific name is: Smile. Remember to smile always!

3. Today is a good day. Although the sun hides behind the clouds, it can’t stop me from missing you! The weather forecast says it will cool down, I hope you will I take good care of myself, dress warmly, and be happy every day. I like you looking at the sun, and I like you who can see through your thick skin. When the wind has really cooled down, put away your stockings and thin clothes. All I care about is you!

　4. This is me People have always been kind and low-key in their work. Although the words of blessing are flowing like the Yellow River, I only choose three very important ones: first, I wish you good health, health and happiness every second; second, I wish you good fortune and abundant financial resources. Busy counting money; thirdly, I wish you better success and a better living standard! Hehe, you are very content to have me as a friend!

5. In this world, hundreds of people wish you well, and I am among them; dozens of people Bless you, there is me inside; if there is one person who blesses you, it must be me; if no one blesses you? Hehe, don’t worry, that is impossible! I hope my friend, you, are safe, healthy and happy!

6. It is said that missing you can make people warm, so I will always miss you; it is said that thinking about you can make people warm, so I will always think about you; I heard that blessings can make people warm, so I will always bless you. I believe all kinds of things, but I just hope I can give you one more degree of warmth in this cold season! My friend, do you feel warm?

7. Smile every day and your worries will disappear; give you a hug from your family , life has a mood; put aside trivial matters and have a good sleep; count the money, don't worry about how much or how little. Don't look at gains and losses, just be happy!

8. When the phone is turned on, the smile is always on the face; when the phone rings, there is a lot of gold; when the text message arrives, there will be good news; when the text message is read, everything goes well; I wish you happiness every day and everything goes well.

9. Let’s get to know each other for a long time, and our friendship will naturally become deeper. Although we have less contact, we miss you more. I wish you more happiness, more happiness, and more contact. Be diligent and your days will be moist

10. Use happy beads to string the chain of time; use happy cloth to decorate with patches of life; use the sieve of mood to filter out the sand of trouble; use harvest The stones build a building of happiness.

The latest humorous greetings for girls

1. The temperature is high, cicadas are barking, there are fewer parties, the days are dull, communication is better, and texting is easy, ringtones Ringing, the blessing is coming. Through the mouth of summer, I bless you who care about you. I wish you all the best.

2. Today’s society is too complicated. I have asked Ping An to be your bodyguard, health to be your shield, good luck to be your assistant, happiness to be your partner, success to be your backup, and success to be your vanguard. You can go ahead with confidence. Let's do it!

　3. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and we die on the blessings. The tsunami of sorrow ripples, the troubles hit the dam, the joy shines with happiness, and the joy rolls on the beach. I wish my friends: I will be happy after reading this message.

4. I use a "vacuum cleaner" to suck away all the dust from your body, I use a "massage chair" to take away your sleepiness, and I use a "foot bath" to wash away your day's fatigue. May you be happy every day!

5. When heaven is about to send great blessings to this person, it must first ring its bell, light up its screen, display its text, fill its heart with blessings, and make this person happy with its heart and mind. The corners of his mouth reveal a smile, and then he will be happy!

6. Friends blessing the card game, I wish you: love as long as hearts, career blooming like plum blossoms, peace traveling everywhere like diamonds, Wealth luck is rising like spades, and good luck comes to you. May endless happiness

7. When the work is at the desk, Kuozhuo is at hand. Leisure has style, and health is in it.

Love has a background, and warmth is on your shoulders. Open your brows, happiness is in your heart. I hope you are happy!

8. A man went to a restaurant to eat. After ordering, the food did not come for a long time. He was really hungry and wanted to leave. The waiter asked: Sir, why did you leave without eating? The man said angrily: I will go out to eat and wait until I am full!

9. The husband bought the computer that his wife wanted, and it was in the computer package. There is a computer questionnaire attached, which includes this question: What prompted you to buy this product? My husband wrote on the questionnaire: Nagging, nagging for a year!

　10. A happy moment : Master and disciple Tang Seng held a meeting to study shortcuts for learning scriptures. Wukong said: You can get there quickly by plane. Bajie said: The Shenzhou is much faster than a plane. Sha Monk took out a gun and said: I heard that you can go directly to the West with this one.

11. I wish you: a high position with little responsibility, plenty of money and few things to do, be close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, and have money. When you receive a hand cramp, you receive a gift when your subordinates spend money, and when others work overtime, you get a raise! The company makes a lot of money every day, and you have someone to take care of it so you don’t worry!

12. Pay attention, the God of Wealth has cast a spell on you, and you will If you go out, you will be struck by good luck; if you stay at home, wealth will come to your door; if you open the windows, money will float into your home. You can't escape, just accept it!

13. Did you know? Recently, the God of Wealth has become obsessed with you, and he will give you a surprise: RMB will stick to you, and your lover will love you more, kitten The puppy will also chase and lick you, and even I will send a text message to offer my sincere blessings to you!

14. The text message is me, the hymn sung with words, the text message is you and me , the happiness sent when I am sad, the text message is your hand, caressing my pain, the text message is my heart, listening to your sorrow and joy, the text message is you and me, written with sincerity.

15. You need your student ID card to enter and exit the school. MM forgot to bring it with her, so she said to the security guard with an innocent face: Uncle, I forgot this time, can you let me in? The security guard asked: What year are you in? ?MM: Me. Security guard: Me.

16. The biggest trouble people have is that they have too good a memory. If you can forget everything, every day will be a new beginning.

17. The plan for a year begins in spring, and the plan for a day begins in the morning. Open the door for blessing in the morning, and greet the morning to add energy. Career sets up a hot pot, and life sets up a cornucopia. May you enjoy endless happiness and comfort, and may you have a good future!

18. The light rain drenched the sky in June. I haven’t seen rain like this for a long time. It is soft and lingering, just like your eyes, gently brushing my lonely shoulders. Smell the fragrance of a book, stand in front of the window, and say to your friends: Good morning! Beautiful words of good morning.

19. The sunflower said that as long as you work hard toward the sun, life will become simple. And beautiful. A wonderful day begins. May you be like a sunflower and face the sunshine upward! Good morning!

20. When morning comes, look in the mirror, take a picture, smile, and all worries will run away. Depression All sorrows are gone, and happiness will naturally be there. Greetings, follow me to check in, I wish you a good morning, and wish you a good mood and a happy day. Good morning!

Humorous greetings to your girlfriend in the morning

1. Tian Tian Tian Tian Tian Tian, ??open a window and the room will be filled with light; open a window for the soul. Only by opening a window can you experience more birds singing and fragrance of flowers. Let your heart blend into the world and inject warmth into your heart. Happy morning!

2. The perfection of the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as rivers, as transparent as glass, and as sweet as nectar. Good morning, dear brothers and sisters, I hope you will be in a good mood today! In the morning, the cool air is as fresh as milk, and the rising sun is as hopeful as a dream. At dawn, it is not only the sun that lights up, but also your good mood. Good morning! Open your eyes, take a moment; get up quickly, stretch your body; smile, and a perfect day begins again. Good morning, I wish you a good mood today, smooth work, and a sweet life.

3. The angel asked me to tell you: Your good luck is as abundant as the stars in the sky, and your happiness is as abundant as the fish at the bottom of the sea! When you open your eyes in the morning, the first ray of sunshine that hits you is everything perfect. Let’s begin! I wish you happiness every day!

4. It’s dawn, the alarm is ringing, you get up reluctantly, my greetings have arrived in time, you’re happy, then smile Just laugh. Good morning, I wish you a good mood!

5. Sleep away yesterday’s fatigue, forget yesterday’s troubles, open your eyes today, and open up to the beauty of today. Good morning, may my greetings nourish you like the cold morning! Morning greetings

6. After going through wind and rain, I only hope that I can have a heart to accompany you on the bumpy road; after a hundred years Going back a thousand times, I just hope that on the embankment of difficulties, I can raise a glass with my close friends and eliminate all fatigue. Friendship is the bud of joy, good morning!

7. I sincerely wish you: giggle secretly at work, jump lively after work! Hum a little tune in your mouth, and unconsciously go out of tune! Be chatty after work at noon. I screamed and snored to sleep after work at night! When I woke up in the morning, I was shocked: I am late again!

8. Wherever the sun shines, there is my blessing for you, and where there is rain, there is my blessing. Wherever your greetings and news can reach, there is my beloved partner, good morning! I wish you happiness every day, happiness forever!

9. Good morning, a ray of sunshine shines on you, I wish you happiness every day Be happy, go to the God of Wealth's house, your dreams come true, win a big prize today, take office tomorrow, all the blessings from brothers and sisters are sincere.

10. Treat every morning after waking up as a gift, and every happy smile as a habit. Brothers and sisters, I wish you a good morning. May you smile today and be happy forever! Sending you a star, may you feel comfortable in the morning, go smoothly when you go out, be careful on the road, be patient when things happen, be careful in what you do, be attentive in making friends, be sincere in dealing with others, be happy when you go home, and be happy at night. Peace of mind, confidence in yourself, love for others, I wish you happiness every day forever!

11. Good morning, a ray of sunshine shines on you, I wish you happiness every day, go to the home of the God of Wealth, and have your dreams Come true, win the jackpot today, take office tomorrow, all the blessings from friends are sincere.

12. Give sincerity to your friends and sincerity to yourself, and you will have peace of mind in life; give your enemies peace of mind, and give yourself peace of mind, and you will have peace of mind in doing things; give your lover concentration, and give yourself perseverance, and your emotional life will be sweet and pure. Good morning, brothers and sisters!

13. The clear morning breeze rings the pleasant bells, and my heart plays cheerful music. I say "Good morning" and say hello to you. Good morning messages

14. I came quietly and left quietly. I forgot to take away one thing, which is happiness, so you must keep this happiness for me, otherwise I will I can trouble you at any time, hey, good morning, brothers and sisters!

15. If the stars know that they are carrying all their wishes. Then it will flash vigorously. When you see the brightest star. That is my wish for you; may you be safe and happy.

16. Every day when you wake up, tell yourself: fewer reasons, a bigger belly, a sweeter mouth, a smaller temper, move faster, be more efficient, smile a little more, and be more creative. The clear morning breeze rings the pleasant bells, and my heart plays cheerful music. Say "Good morning" and say hello to you!

17. Songs are sung for close friends, and wine is for close friends. Drunk, love is precious because of distance, my heart is thinking about the distance, the moon is shy because of infatuation, the stars are beautiful because of love, the bridge is waiting for the flowing water, I wish for my partner, I wish you happiness every second. Good morning!

18. Good morning, I send you refreshing greetings and warm wishes. The morning is a wonderful start. I wish you great energy, lots of vitality, a good mood, and everything is fine today!

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19. Good morning, my eternal love, although I haven’t gotten up yet, my thoughts have flown to your side, sometimes happy, sometimes sad, waiting for the message of fate. I wonder if it will comply with our expectations.

20. Open the window in the morning, embrace the sunshine, and feel the natural smile; take a walk at night, chat about daily life, and taste ordinary joy. My partner, have a good attitude, may you be happy and wonderful!