Do you know any stories that can amuse your girlfriend?

You know which stories can amuse your girlfriend.

You know which stories can amuse your girlfriend. There are many short stories in life. Some children listen to stories since childhood, which are very attractive to us. Listening to stories can release some of our pressure. So, what stories can amuse your girlfriend? Let's take a look. You know all the stories that can amuse your girlfriend. 1. A bus is driving on a rugged mountain road. It was getting dark, and the man in the car woke up from his sleep ... Suddenly, he found that all the tourists in the car disappeared, even the driver disappeared, while the car was driving slowly along the mountain road! The man trembled and shouted, "There is a ghost! There are ghosts! " "It's your head," suddenly a voice came from outside the window. "The car broke down, so we all pushed it under, and you slept alone."

2. I received a short message from a strange number in the morning: "I wish your sister happy every day, the longer the more beautiful!" I wondered for a long time, but I replied, "Who's calling, please?" A: "I am your sister, just changed my number!" "

3. A driver pulled a coffin to exercise on the road. When an old man got a lift, there was no empty seat in the cab, but the driver was kind enough to let the old man sit in the back and the old man happily agreed. It rained suddenly while driving, and the old man had a brainwave to enter the coffin to avoid the rain. Go to the destination driver to see if the old man is not on the bus. Suddenly, the coffin opened automatically and slowly leaked a head, and the driver was caught off guard and passed out.

4. Once a little girl bought something in the supermarket and found that she didn't have enough money to put it down awkwardly. I saw this scene and paid her decisively, saying that I could add a WeChat later and send a red envelope. Later, she and I became friends one after another.

5. The man always had a leading role. I remember that in junior high school, my deskmate was a very thin boy and once was a girl. I took her as my deskmate, gave her a thousand-year-old murder, and almost lost her virginity. You know which stories can amuse my girlfriend. 2

These days, Xiao Liu feels very depressed, and she always sighs whether she goes to work or goes home. Speaking of it, Xiao Liu and Da Li are classmates, and they joined the same company after graduation. Somehow, in the past two years, Da Li has been promoted repeatedly, and recently he has become the deputy director, looking like a spring breeze, while Xiao Liu is a nephew playing lanterns, and he is still a small clerk.

In private, Xiao Liu can't help thinking secretly. On the background, like Xiao Liu, Da Li's parents are farmers. On the ability, the materials he wrote have been praised by the leaders many times. Da Li needs to write a summary or something, and he has to come and ask him. Why is Li so popular in front of the leaders? It's really puzzling.

On this day, the company had a dinner party, and Xiao Liu went to dinner with Da Li. Xiao Liu was bored in his heart and drank too much before he knew it. On the way back, he patted Da Li on the shoulder and said, "Dude ... no, Director Li, you can't forget our brothers when you become an official ..."

Da Li was drunk, too, and said with a smile, "I know your heart is unbalanced. Do you think I'm rising fast and jealous? In fact, I just mastered a trick! "

"What tricks, let me learn!" Xiao Liu can't wait to ask.

"That year, as soon as we started work, the company held a plenary meeting, and everyone was willing to sit in the back row. When the leaders were not paying attention, they could send text messages and take a nap. But I was late, so I had to bite the bullet and sit in the front row. Because I was close to the leader, I didn't dare to wander. Not only did I dare not blink my eyes, but I didn't even dare to fart. I just' stared' at the director for two hours. After the meeting, I was rubbing my sore eyes regretfully, but I heard the director ask the director of the office who I was and said that this young man had a good working attitude and was a talent. As a result, the next day, I was transferred from the archives to the personnel department ... "

After a pause, Da Li added," Since then, I always sit in the front row at every meeting. Even if the leader's speech is as smelly and long as the old lady's foot-binding cloth, I will sit up straight, always look at the leader's eyes, and make careful notes from time to time, and I will get the message. You think, when the leader sits on the rostrum, he always feels superior. How can he be unhappy when he sees that his words are worshipped like imperial edicts? "

Big Li's smug confession made Xiao Liu feel overwhelmed, thinking, "Look into the eyes of the leader, it should be easy to do."

After going to work the next day, the director happened to have something to ask Xiao Liu. When talking to the director, Xiao Liu kept staring at his eyes and was extremely serious. On the third day, Xiao Liu had something to report to the deputy director. When he spoke, his eyes still dared not relax for a moment, and even the speed of blinking was several times faster than usual. The purpose was to save time and stare at the eyes of the leaders.

this method really worked. Two months later, the old director retired and the organization was adjusted. Xiao Liu actually became the director of the office, while Da Li was promoted and went to other units to be the top leader.

As the saying goes, a new official has three fires when he takes office. In order to find out the situation of the unit as soon as possible, the new director often holds meetings. Xiao Liu keeps in mind the "secret" and continues to keep an eye on the leaders. However, what Xiao Liu never expected was that the first fire that the new director lit was to "send" Xiao Liu back to the archives and become an ordinary librarian.

Xiao Liu was puzzled, and went to Da Li with two bottles of good wine, telling her depression. After hearing Xiao Liu's words, Da Li suddenly patted his thigh and said, "Oh, no, the director's eyes can't be fixed!"

"why?" Xiao Liu asked the sad face.

"Well, I forgot to tell you that this director was drunk driving two years ago and hit a tree on the side of the road, but he didn't suffer any injuries. He just poked his left eye blind. In order not to affect his image, he paid a high price for a doctor and fitted him with fake eyeballs. From then on, he was the most taboo to look at others, so as not to make people think it was a' false eye'. Now, you still dare to stare at him. I'm afraid you're lucky not to be expelled from home ... "

" Ah, that's it ... "Liu collapsed on the sofa and said regretfully," Why didn't I see it? The leader is a false eye, but I'm a beadless one ... "You all know the stories that can amuse your girlfriend. On several quiet nights, the moon rose. There was a cry of "meowing" in the forest. The rabbit hid behind the stone in a panic and shivered. He knew that two thieves were coming!

Sure enough, the wolf and the weasel stole a big hen and came running behind their backs. The poor hen is still lying on the weasel's back, fast asleep.

The wolf says, "The hen is mine!"

(warm and dirty short story) The weasel says, "No, it's mine!"

The Wolf: "Fight! (Tell a story to my wife) Who wins! "

Weasel: "Good!" As soon as the words were finished, he stood on his head, and a big fart stung the wolf.

it's dawn, and the weasel is chopping wood to build a pot. The wolf is defeated, only drooling on the side.

The confused hen woke up. "Thank you so much." She yawned and said.

"thank us?" The two thieves were surprised.

"Yes, you brought me here. My biggest dream is to leave that chicken coop and travel outside!"

when the two thieves heard this, their faces burned and they ran away.

Two thieves dug a hole in the road, covered it with leaves (sweet story), and (warm long story for girls) tried to catch small animals passing by to satisfy their appetite.

they secretly hid aside, waiting and waiting, almost fainted in the sun, and no unlucky person came.

It happened that it began to rain, the leaves were washed away and the pit was filled with water. The two thieves were soaked like a drowned rat.

at this moment, two ducks came. The weasel snickered: "Here comes the opportunity!"

The wolf grinds his teeth with greed, and his eyes glow green.

Ducky said to Dull, "Look! (The love story between Little Rabbit and Mr. Rabbit) It's nice that there is a small pond here! "

The duck jumped in happily and swam: "Thank you so much."

"thank us? (Good night story to girlfriend) "The two thieves were surprised.

"Yes, I can tell from your mess that you have worked so hard to dig the pond. Think of everyone everywhere, what a great person! "

when the two thieves heard this, their faces burned and they ran away.

Ducks Benben and Daidai pulled the pancake pan to the Robbery Cave: "To show their gratitude, would you please eat pancakes?"

The two thieves blushed: "Actually ... it's good to eat pancakes."

The wolf, the weasel and the duck excitedly come to make dough, and Benben simply jumps into the dough and stomps on it.

ho ho, pancakes are on the pot!

(6 words for lovers' love story) "Hey, man, (a sultry little story between lovers) you are not very good at turning cakes!" Gawk pointed voice shout.

It turned out that when the wolf was flipping the cakes, the pot was turned upside down, and six or seven pancakes flew around like popcorn. One cake was actually buckled in the weasel's face, and the duck was so stupid that it flew and knocked over the fruit basket. The duck was stunned by the oncoming cake!