Qq group funny sentences

1. When you stay in nature for a long time, you will naturally sprout if you stay in the depths. When you sprout to the limit, you can easily get married and continue to live with others. The head teacher saw me doing my homework after class and suddenly said, I'll give you ten points for forcing you to pretend.

Because of you, I know how to grow up, but you are still my injury.

God gave me a National Day holiday, but I didn't cherish it. If you give me another chance, I will do my homework well! The premise is to give another one!

5, as the saying goes, men don't care, unless they come to menstruation, women are not coquettish enough and their grades are not high enough.

6. For Russia, the happiest thing is to go shopping hand in hand.

7. I finally found a problem. What's my sexual orientation? I like all good-looking people

8. When a man is in pain, a woman is in pain. But when a man is happy, he says, when a woman is happy, he says!

9, abnormal condition should be early, if it comes too late, happiness will not be so happy.

10, I speak shocking and a little crazy. Call me crazy.

1 1, you must look carefully now, because there are too many men and women now!

12, I, a simple person, can't do such calculation problems as mathematics.

13, you look like a joke!

14. If you don't marry me in the future, I will be the old king next door quietly.

15. Today, someone said I was a handsome boy. I rushed up angrily, another slap in the face. TM, isn't this nonsense?

16. When you told me to get out, I got out. Now you want me to come back, I'm sorry, I rolled too far.

17, sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

18, tell you a secret to get rich, don't tell anyone! Fold your money in half, does it double? Ha, go and make friends!

19, maybe you will meet a girl who is more beautiful, gentler and better than me, but I definitely don't.

20. The best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of transfer.

2 1, dismantling mosquito-repellent incense every time is like dismantling a bomb. Who designed this nima?

22. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off another boy's light, and the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

23. The teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, indicating that some students died.

24. Behind every successful Altman, there are a group of little monsters who are beaten silently.

25. I will find a boyfriend with your surname, have a son and call you by your name. If you can't be husband and wife, you can be my son

If you choose to run counter to me, please don't look back.

27. I really, let's take a trip. I'll take you, you get the money.

28. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

29. I thought about the words "especially hard-working". I only did the first four words.

30. Isn't it National Day homework? It only took me half an hour to write all the papers.

3 1. My mother asked me if I had any brothers or sisters. I said no. My mother said, I can have this. I said, I really don't have this.

32. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

34. Those who believe in fate follow it, and those who don't believe in fate are dragged by it.

35. Many teachers ask me what kind of person I want to be in the future. I thought, can't I stay original?

The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older and I am still young.

37. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

38. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

39. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.

40. I really admire Zhao Ting. These movies didn't say anything about a makeover. I can't do it.

4 1. Let's flip a coin to bet that my boyfriend is on the front and my girlfriend is on the back.

42, the so-called beauty three-point looks seven-point dress; The so-called temperament three points, talent seven points; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearance and seven points depression.

43. I like to eat when I am unhappy. When I eat, I get fat. When I get fat, I am unhappy.

44. One thousand and one wishes are too many. I just need to realize one thing.

45.are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

46. A female friend's birthday, the four of us discussed sending her a happy birthday at 0: 00, and each of us sent a sentence, and I got the second sentence. As a result, they didn't send it

47. The head teacher came into the classroom angrily and said to the students, I will put up with it if you call me Zhang from China, but why do you call the new political teacher Fan a political prisoner?

48. At first glance, you are not so good. Might as well take a closer look.

49. Learning has two hazards, one is memory loss, the other is ignorance of numbers, and the fourth is memory loss.

50, children cough badly, most of them don't want to go to school to pretend, just have a meal.

5 1, I treat you as a friend, you treat me as a fool, and I'm not easy to mess with.

52. When the school is poor, there is always a feeling that 100 yuan cannot be broken, and it will soon be gone.

53. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

54. What if it rains? I miss you so much that I dare not call you for fear that you will be struck by lightning.

I will study hard and make progress every day. They will be the boss's wife when they grow up, and I will be the boss's mother when I grow up.

56. Do you know why you have no date? Because in this stocking season, you are wearing a pair of autumn trousers.

58. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

60. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans in the world? Students answer: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Boiling Goat, Lazy Goat.

6 1, never argue with a brain-dead person, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him and then beat you with rich experience.

62. Fat people are all eaten in one bite. See who can reach the sky in one step.

63. It is said that you have long hair and short knowledge. Why are you bald and so short-sighted?

64. A good wife will never ask her husband to buy her this or that; A good husband will never wait for his wife to talk before buying.

65. I'm about to have the worst grades with the principals. I'm a little embarrassed to think about it.

90% women don't like men in pink shirts, but 90% men in pink shirts don't like women.

67. One day, 10,000 yuan fell from the sky and knocked me out. I woke up and gave the money to someone else!

68. Playing the fool, if done well, is called playing the fool. Well done, it is called deep.

69. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, which is black and white. What kind of horse is it? Xiaoming: QR code! Teacher: Get out.

70. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I can only call her aunt!

7 1. I just fell asleep that day and received a text message: sleeping in the wrong position, sleeping again.

72. Everything is so lonely without you tonight. There is a state of mind that belongs to you, and that is loneliness; There is a kind of loss that accompanies me, and it is also loneliness.

73. Get up every morning and shout: Fuck Japan. This is not only good for health, but also can cultivate patriotic moral sentiments!

Taking a math exam is like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence is I tried my best.

75. There is really no coat that can match the school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put your book in your pocket, roll a pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere.

76. Those with an iphone say they have no pockets, and those with tattoos say they are hot.

77. The team leader went to the field, and the cow was in front. The village chief went down to the field with a cigarette butt in his hand. The head of the township went down to the field, and the secretary was behind. The county magistrate went to Xiatiantou, and the reporter grabbed the camera.

78. Love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

79. Hold your hand, follow your feelings, go to the alley mouth, let go of your hand, alas, you son of a bitch, you bite a bitch without saying hello!

80. The feeling of loving you is always so beautiful. Your gentle smiling face is my achilles heel. Love you, love you, no matter this life or the next, I will always love you.

8 1, women are really tired. They don't sleep every day, cook and suffer, and then feed their children. Men should understand and reward our babies.

82. I waited a long time to hear from you, and all I got was a haha. You treat me like a fucking joke.

Qq group name is funny.

1, elegant chest hair 2, spicy strips in hand, come with me.

3, five packs of spicy strips!

4, handsome has become my burden ~

5, the first pit god

6. Cool leg hair

7. The wildest dog of the day!

8. Fully fried eggs

9. I always cry alone.

10, frequent visitor of neurology department.

1 1, write a paper, calm down!

12, Miss Spicy

13, ancient Excalibur, not as cheap as you.

14, teasing ratio is also a realm.

15, I was awesome when I was a child.

16, I always had a dream of pretending when I was young.

17, flat chest is just to get closer to you.

18, transform yourself, excavator.

19, watch me electrocute you.

Be careful, I have a chest device.

2 1, step on the chrysanthemum to your house

22. Look at me.

23, don't come over, I think you are fat.

24. The teacher doesn't turn on the light. It's an old woman.

25. You still want to escape my spicy.

26. You haven't pulled your pants chain yet ~

27. I heard that removing makeup is murder.

28. What a strange thing!

29, burning chest hair

30. It's not exotic flowers that are difficult to enter the world.

3 1, long time no see, I am as fat as two people.

32. If you are willful, you will lack money.

33. Spicy Coke

I'm a nail, and I'm afraid of hammers.

35. Spring dreams are always awakened by urine.

36. There is a Tathagata squatting in the toilet.

37. Sit in the toilet and sing love songs

You forced me to learn to play dead.

39. Treat my beard and waist

40. I think you are ugly.

4 1, actually I refused at first.

42. this breast insurance

I was awakened by my handsomeness.

44. Laughing and panting is a good cure.

45, walking too cool ↘ will drop underwear

46. A man more fierce than Mengniu

47, see people base on corruption

48, you're dead.

49. Two packages of spicy treaties?

50. The book "VE" is called "V".

5 1, invisible power, the most deadly

52. The second is the symbol of youth.

53. Men's show is a kind of temperament beauty.

54, no pulp ride the waves

55. The man standing on the refrigerator

56. Laugh when I'm cheap.

57. I want to go to Uniqlo with you.

58. The accusation is slightly trivial.

59. A girl with chest hair. .

60. Poor monks go to brothels at night

6 1, call me funnier than long live.

62. It's hard to guard against teammates.

My father's son is the most handsome.

64. Corn is the land of heroes.

65. Idle Egg Superman

No matter what our grades are, we are still good friends.

67. Big breasts tell lies!

68, poor, want to borrow color

69. My summer homework is over.

70. Stop. Robbing lollipops

7 1, walking too demon will wrestle.

72, suddenly look back neck pain.

73. My short figure can make you look up.

74. Just because I'm a hot girl.

75. The young man was embarrassed.

76, pike battle chrysanthemum.

77, kindergarten shoulder handle

78, gnome male-".

79, ass sitting in the world

80,2 unique literary and artistic model

8 1, flying freely in the toilet

82. Handsome to disfigure

In 83, he died of beriberi.

84. The egg hurts ~ Don't cry.

85, dull egg pain

86. Officially, I am Shuaibi.

87. The fairy came face down.

88. Your shit is sweet, too.

Harry Potter, not big.

90, base y duo d

9 1, and it's late.

92. Spicy Palace

93. I want to go to the house and uncover the tiles.

94. Handsome to insomnia

95, pliers, willful

96. I am very cute.

97. homework, you little bitch

98. Night attack on nuns

99. Learn how to make a sound.

100, I heard that rainy days are more suitable for rice cakes.

10 1, masked streaking superman

102, Gunara, the god of darkness

103, I don't lack anything, but I am stupid.

104, don't use your toothpick as a cannon.

105, homework I'm sorry, I don't deserve you.

106, the paper looks simple but the heart is too heavy.

107, is overeating a superpower?

108, my chest is small, but my father can't.

109, tired of living. Come and love me.

1 10, a big chest covers all the ugliness.

1 1 1. At the end of the semester, you are my little girl.

1 12, too much urine and too much wine.

1 13, little monster, its father is called monster.

1 14, I will dress up for the funeral of my homework.

1 15, meeting fitting room

1 16, charge for five minutes and force for two hours.

1 17, night attack on prostitute andrology hospital

1 18 Sister Rong pricked her with a needle.

1 19, Aunt Heizi

120, I am handsome again.

12 1, handsome than handsome. Look this way.

122, meanness is an attitude.

123, singing that I am holding a test paper.

124, and the second is * my personality.

Snails take me for a walk.

126, patroness, I'm dying.

127, God also sells cute.

128, Shuai was hunted down.

129, singing with headphones.

Qq group signature is funny

1, learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

2. Who has never been mentally ill, but have you ever been schizophrenic?

There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

4, a face of excitement, like drinking urine sugar.

5, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing.

6. The highest level of ignorance is two words: pretend to understand!

7. When I am strong, I will sweep all the snacks in the supermarket!

Mom said that there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

9. Japan claimed Diaoyu Island as its own, and as a result, it was a tsunami!

10, I've been much better since I got mental illness!

1 1, put your heart of stone in my cherry mouth.

12, I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in the Jianghu.

13, a walk and a stop, really stylish, one card per second, so chic.

14, you cheat, so open, not afraid of cold balls!

15, is there a moment when you feel sorry for my persistence?

16. Recently, many people jumped off buildings. Please be careful not to get hit.

17, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

18, what is love in the world? The sage replied: waste!

19, you said that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is extremely expensive.

20. If you love me, put on my wedding dress and take it off yourself.

2 1, rogue, is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

22, the season of black silk flooding, let us have these thick legs?

23. The sky didn't fall and hit me, but it still tormented my mind and exhausted my bones and muscles.

24. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

25. I won't go to see netizens unless the country changes monogamy.

26, loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people!

27. Hello, the number you dialed is out of service. Please dial again in your next life.

28, joking is ok. First, don't cross the line, and second, don't poke people where it hurts.

29. Read thousands of books and Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!

30. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

3 1, what are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

Don't let others get you easily, or you will be easily forgotten.

33. Is there anyone who, like me, misses someone who has returned from afar?

I said to keep a low profile, but you gave me applause and screams.

35. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

Since a clock was installed at the back of the classroom, our turn-around rate has increased.

Please don't shit in front of the fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

38. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders being like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates being like pigs.

39. There are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.

40. A blind cat may not be able to meet a dead mouse, but a scholar has long been a soldier.

4 1, ugly people should read more books, and I finally got a doctorate from college.

42. God didn't take special care of me, nor abandoned me, but just toyed with me.

43. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

44. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

45. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

46. I passed you, but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.

47. Tomorrow will be a new day. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it.

48. Oh, how can I solemnly bow and scrape to the high-ranking official Hou Lu? Anyway, you spent ten dollars.

49. When I live to this age, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks.

50. Don't think that just because a girl is beautiful can seduce me, at least she is stupid enough!

5 1, I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

52. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.

53. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

54. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your wife or your little mother.

55. Don't complain behind my back, or come out and kill me.

56. A: It's hard to swallow this evil spirit if this revenge is not reported. B: Then how can I let you die?

57. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't give yourself happiness.

59. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

60. Breaking my word is my style. Betraying my loved ones is my status quo. Long life is my result.

6 1. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? So be realistic. .

62. Flowers bloom not for anyone, but also for themselves. The world does not exist for anyone, nor does it exist for itself.

63. Think about how different your world would be if you didn't meet the person who changed everything for you.

64. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

65. After getting up today, I said to my husband: I want to make up. These idiots came to a sentence: that's not makeup, it's transformation.

66. How did you peek at my notes! How do you know I remember seeing you? I saw it in your notes!

67. How can I sleep when the sun is shining high in the sky? The teacher is kind and hypnotic. As long as I don't take exams, I will have many dreams.

68. Give me a woman and I can create a country; Give me a bottle of wine and I will lead them to conquer the world!

69. If someone scolds you for having no guts, what should you answer? You have seed. You have many kinds of colorful seeds, but it's a pity that you are a hybrid.

70. I am a very thrifty person. I never shit with paper, never eat with chopsticks, and never wash my hands!

7 1, Xin, I didn't find a place to live, so I wandered around. We all have a past that we want to go back to but can't.

72. In high school, I felt that I didn't get enough sleep. When I was in college, I felt that I didn't get enough sleep and spent enough money. I don't feel enough sleep and spend enough money after work.

73. In the past, the primary school teacher said to us for fear of silence: I ask a question, and all of you will raise your right hand instead of your left.

74. If one day you suddenly disappear, do you think someone will look for you crazily? If I still owe the bank mortgage and car loan.

75. The most touching words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight. The most hurtful thing in the world is not that I hate you, but that you are fat.

76. It's really annoying to go to work every day. I advise you to work hard, try to find a job as soon as possible, make money steadily, settle down in a big city and have a happy family.

77. A pot of wine from the flowers, free cigarettes; Until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon that there was no money; Have sex when you wake up and pay when you are drunk. Will goodwill be guaranteed? , eat and drink!

78. Wife, wife, I love you, I really care for you, my family moistens you, and Amitabha bless you. I take this short message as proof: I will always be with you.

79. How many times have I told you, go to bed early at night and don't go out, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

80. At school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare with others, rebel, puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, know many dogs, and learn nothing else.

8 1, this is a terrible story: it will happen in buses or canteens everywhere in China. There are obviously empty seats in these places, but the people next to them say: Someone!

Qq group funny quotations

Qq group funny quotations 1, the idea of the group owner is what we do.

2. The owner's expression is our mood.

The owner's intention is our direction.

Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

5. The owner's capacity for drinking is our courage.

6. The encouragement of the group owner is our motivation.

7. The requirement of the group owner is our pursuit.

8. The owner's hobby is our hobby.

9. The master's little honey is our secret.

10, the temper of the group owner is our blessing.

1 1. The owner's lover is our relative.

12, your appearance is not accurate, and your proportion is not good.

13, on impulse, the crisis of later generations!

14 actually, I'm not fat, I'm just too lazy to be thin.

15, the owner didn't speak. Let me talk first and see if the microphone rings.

16, friends are like feet, and men are like underwear. You can change them if you want.

17, accept the unchangeable and change the unacceptable!

18, as long as the hoe jumps well, how can a corner be dug down?

19, the cow hit the high-voltage line. It's really awesome to carry lightning.

20. The so-called natural awakening is actually being awakened by urine.

2 1, the master sleeps, I stand guard, I don't care who I sleep with.

22, at the beginning of life, nature is good, you pay, I eat.

23, the group owner eats, I will taste it first to see if the food is cold.

24. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

25. The train to hell has left, please don't disturb it.

26. If the garden can't be closed in spring, I will draw an almond out of the wall.

27. In the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

28. If the group owner drinks, I will stop and swear to dedicate my life to the party.

29. If you can't be amazing, it's ugly!

30. When the group owner spoke, I applauded and made the following sound.

3 1. The owner didn't come. Let me see who is sitting on the podium first.

Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

It's hard to deceive yourself, but it's much easier when you get used to it.

34. I once turned around and smiled. I was fascinated by the teacher.

35. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

Just because I don't ask for anything doesn't mean I don't care about anything.

37, there are girls who don't bubble and rebel; If you meet a girl, you will pick it up and do good for heaven.

38. My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning the sea, and it is time to turn back.

39. Don't underestimate me! Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

40. Next, I will give you a family stunt. A big stone breaks your chest.

4 1, I woke up and stayed in bed because I was used to thinking about you when I was fighting for my eyes.

42. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

43. Confucius said that in a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

44. There are more and more monsters in this world, but fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

45. There is one of the scariest books in the world, and that is the marriage certificate.

46. I also know very well what to do after a fire burns out because youth is short.

47. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

48. A group of nasty people get together and insist that they are upper class.

49. The shit on your head may not be the enemy, but it may be your son.

50. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they are down. I just closed the well.

5 1, at least I wear glasses, how can I flirt with a good woman?

52. Isn't equality between men and women implemented? Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

53. I'm blind only because I saw you one more time in the crowd.

54. The wind is really blowing hard, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

55. I thought you would be tolerant and you would understand. It turns out that I think too well of you.

56. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, always scolding your mother, and it is almost emotional with your mother.

57, the revolution is not drunk, and it is reasonable to drink indiscriminately, and strive to build the most lively QQ group in Sanming! .

58. I passed you, but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.

You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

60. You have a hole in your head. There is water in the pit, fish in the water, and fish are spitting bubbles.

6 1, only for friends in Los Angeles, California, USA. Please make sure where you are.

62. After all, it's not that RMB can't be liked by everyone!

If I throw you into the tiger cage, the tiger won't dare to eat, and you are too jealous of your teeth.

64. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

65. I can't find it anywhere, and I am still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.

66. I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

67. Since the establishment of the National Development and Reform Commission, only two things have been done: 1, price increase; 2. Defend the price increase!

68. The face is a thing apart from the body, but is it necessary? Money is necessary, and it must be so.

69. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

The most ridiculous thing in the world is that smoking is harmful to health.

7 1, I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a special ordinary person.

72. He is like a thorn. You can't pull it out and touch it. Touching once is the pain in my heart.

73. This group is established for friends from all over the world. I hope you can enter your ID number at Tianya when you join!

74. Let's get together and live happily! Every Wednesday, badminton activities only add friends over 30 years old in Changsha!

75. A group of playful women, a lecherous man, a happy home, and an emotional docking station!

76. A female colleague passed me anxiously, muttering: Oh, I may be red, and I lost my USB flash drive.

The group is a good platform for learning from each other, communicating with each other, making friends with each other and seeking happiness. Welcome more than forty friends to join the group.

78. This group is mainly about sports. I hope friends who are interested in sports in the same city (Nanchang) will join! Please don't add anything that doesn't meet the requirements, thank you!

79. People's intestines have an area of more than 200 square meters, and the place where we live is less than 20 square meters, which is worse than a piece of shit!

80. We don't know how far it will be forever, but we do. Forever in our youth vows! Please state your occupation when applying for comrades.

8 1. At present, the effective anti-corruption measures in China are: 1, the husband and wife turn against each other; 2. The house was stolen; 3. accidents; 4, lover report; 5, netizens curse!

82. Classic QQ group announcement: Chatting, making friends, gathering, no photos, please do not add men (25-35 years old) and women (2 1-29 years old), only friends living in Guangzhou can join!

83. The reason why foreign milk powder sells well in China: 1, which does not contain melamine; 2. If there is a huge claim; If the claim fails, you won't go to prison.

84. I caught a cold and was afraid that going to the hospital would cost too much, so I said to my wife, Have some ginger soup. The wife said: Jiang Taigui, let's go to the hospital!