April Fool's Day Classic Funny SMS Inventory

Lead:. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. Please put your mobile phone on your head when you go out, and plug in and drag the charger behind you for lightning protection. Remember! The following is an inventory of classic funny short messages on April Fool's Day. Welcome to read and pay attention.

1. Hello, when you receive this message, your mobile phone has been infected with virus. Please turn it on and off quickly for ten times and consult the specific reasons and cleaning methods. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Brainstorming; Please answer quickly. A, B, C, D, I went up the mountain to cut wood. When I met a bubble of shit, A, B, D didn't eat it. Who ate it? Happy April Fool's Day!

3. How about trying your Mandarin? Chaos? Change to? Green? Read it ten times in a row, huh? Happy April Fool's Day!

4. idealism says: When I say you are a pig, you are a pig. ? Materialism says:? Because you are a pig, I say you are a pig. ? In a word, you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Measure the window and the bed. Jump on the bed to measure the window and lean against the wall to measure the bed. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't read well, you will hit the wall.

6. Experts have recently invented a multi-purpose computer disk. When it is soft, it is called a floppy disk. When it is erect, it becomes a hard disk. After taking off its coat, it can become a CD.

7. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don't worry, this is a gift from my fairy brother, and you will be happy from now on? Live a carefree and happy life because? Stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Is your Mandarin standard? Please read after me: Looking at Wang Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan, forgetting Wan Wan Wan Wan? All right, dog, stop barking and eat bones!

9. You are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so whoever you catch will be cheated! Happy April Fool's Day!

1. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read it aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding the plum and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize, invite Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring and green. Happy April Fool's Day!

11. From now on, the salary of all staff in our unit will go up by%. Please collect it from the financial department on _ _ _ _ _. The missing part of the month.

12. Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

13. I'll tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He was so stupid that he only shook his head or answered any questions asked. No? Have you heard this story?

14. Notice: There will be a leader's inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please go to dressing the as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: Swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

15. I said: You are a pig. You said: I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally couldn't help shouting: I'm not a pig.

16. Notice: tomorrow, the leaders from above will come down to inspect the work. Colleagues please dressing the as required. Male: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: Swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

17. You approached me gently in the morning. Before going to bed, you kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes kept staring at me. I really couldn't refuse your dog to be good and take you for a walk? . Happy April Fool's Day!

　18.(! ) ordinary ass (_ _! _ _) Fat ass (! ) tight ass (_. _) flat ass (_ * _) inflamed ass

19. Pigs chase sheep, and sheep climb trees. You know why? Please don't look behind? Look! This pig is thinking about it, too. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Xiao Lv said to Mother Donkey: Mom, when April Fool's Day arrived, someone sent me a malicious message, and I can't come back? Donkey mother said: don't be fooled, only fools will return, and donkeys will not return!

21. Pay attention, look at your left first, and then look at your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day!

22. Read the following words, and you will get a job with a monthly salary. The test questions are as follows: 乜乜乜乜乡𱁹𱁹乩乭乨乨𱁉𱁉. Happy April Fool's Day!

23. I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why bother to fry each other! Happy April Fool's Day!

24. Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake and not deceived on April Fool's Day, we offer a quick wisdom book, as long as you keep reading it? ￥$^^& & < ? You can learn it after ten times. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. I ran into you, and I was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried:? Whose dog is nobody's business? Happy April Fool's Day!

26. Dear users: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the SIM card and insert it into the ATM. If the ATM does not accept business, please use your mobile phone to smash the ATM! Happy April Fool's Day!

27. I have a poem, which is known to many people in the world. When a fool reads this poem, knowing it means knowing it, and not knowing it means not knowing it. I knew you were a fool, and a fool must be reading this poem when he heard the cell phone squeak. Happy April Fool's Day!

28. One day, a drunk took a taxi home, stretched out his hand and stopped a patrol car, and shouted: Even if you are a kilometer, there is no need to write that big!

29. I lost the fight between glutinous rice and steamed stuffed bun. I was not convinced that I met Shao Shao on the road and hit him. When I saw Shao Shao, I immediately took off my coat and angrily said that I was actually undercover!

3. You are the rose in my heart, but thank you. You are the moon in the sky, but it is covered by clouds; You are Chang 'e, but your face landed first.

31. Grandma and granddaughter are in the consulting room. Untie your clothes, the doctor said to the beautiful girl. No, doctor, the old lady said, I am a patient. Is it? Then stick out your tongue.

32. You? Beautiful and lovely! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. I'll lend it to you on April Fool's Day!

33. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang. My love is deeper than Lu Zhishen's and my affection is longer than Guan Yunchang's, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

34. An old lady loved playing mahjong before her death. After her death, her children proposed to send mahjong to be buried with her, but a woman was worried: What if she was short of hands and called us?

35. Cucumber is lovelorn and crying. Eggplant comforts her: Love is not only sweet, but also intoxicating, with heartbreak and tears. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?

36. Last night, I dreamed that you and I were walking by the sea. Suddenly, a monster jumped out and grabbed you. I just wanted to eat and threw you away. I asked him why he didn't eat you, and he replied: I'm afraid of getting sick? .

37. Freeze! Robbery! All hands up! The man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, and the pervert stands in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

38. The Tang Priest and his disciples came to the Flame Mountain. The Tang Priest told Wukong to borrow a banana fan and let Friar Sand find water. Suddenly, he shouted angrily to Pig: Fat pig, you still have time to watch your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

39. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the short message!

4. I have a favor to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this. I didn't want to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!

41. You are kind like a cat, loyal like a dog, cute like a bird, knowledgeable like a horse, beautiful like a butterfly, hardworking like a bee, and you are alike in everything. No wonder everyone calls you? Beast! Happy April Fool's Day!

42. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked to a beautiful building. You said it, ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

43. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone signal is bad, please drop your mobile phone to the ground as hard as possible, and the mobile phone will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

44. I sincerely remind you that today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be fooled. I'd better be kind! By the way, I wish you a happy holiday, although not many people celebrate it.

45. Attention, friends who received this message. Your mobile phone has been infected with a virus. The only solution is to press first, then press last, and the problem will be solved. Happy April Fool's Day!

46. The toad pursues the swan, and the swan disdainfully says, If I grow up like you, I will die early! Toad refuses to accept: that pig is still alive and well! Hearing this, the pig felt very wronged: I was just reading the short message. Who did I provoke?

47. Urgent reminder: There is a fear of tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two kilograms of dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by the strong wind. Those who weigh less than kilograms must double!

48. Note: You have continuously sent yellow content short messages for many times, and this bureau formally warns you! If it is found again, it will be stopped immediately and the reimbursement number will be posted. Please be self-disciplined! Mobile supervision and investigation.

49. Dear users, the phone bill giving day held on January was quite successful and very popular. To show our gratitude, a tongue twister contest was held in the near future with the slogans:,,, and. The person who speaks the fastest time in a row will be given a phone fee of RMB. Practice as soon as possible and stay.

5. Now, please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink and your face is tender and soft, it means that you are healthy. Ok, that's all for our lecture on pig raising this time.