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Short and funny confession copy

1. How many times have I told you, complaining is useless, hug me.

2. You must have taken Xuanmai, otherwise why would you keep moving around in my heart, making me miss you and not be able to stop at all.

3. I heard that liking is contagious, so please stay closer to me.

4. Wangwang broken ice, half of you and half of me, you are my other half.

5. You don’t have to worry about whether we are compatible, I am versatile.

6. There are many people who like you, including me. There are very few people I like, except you.

7. You are excellent, but you have a fatal flaw: you are missing me.

8. Stop talking. There is nothing to talk about between you and me except love.

9. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future. 10. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and be my wife!

11. I don’t want to break into the world anymore, I want to break into a girl’s heart.

12. I don’t want to hit the wall anymore, I want to hit my husband’s chest.

13. Just like a collision in a car accident, after a collision with you in the sea of ????people, I could not afford to rely on you for a long time.

14. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

15. Don’t say that you will grow old with me, I also want to dye my hair.

16. Don’t be polite to me, sooner or later you will be a person with a household registration.

17. If I don’t have money or power, if I don’t treat you well, can you follow me?

Eighteen. I

My three views are not correct, very crooked, and all of them are biased towards you.

Nineteen. I advise you to like me early to avoid wasting time.

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Ten. How about letting me be your mobile phone, so that you can hold me in your hand every day.