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How to tactfully get your friends to pay you back

1. Change the WeChat avatar to "Pay back the money quickly", and then keep liking his status

2. "Hey, you owe me five thousand yuan this month." Don’t forget to include the interest.” “Isn’t it 500 yuan! Where did the interest come from?” “Just kidding~ Look, you’re so scared, hahahahaha.”

3. Take him to sing and only order Eason Chan. "Backpack", emphatically singing: Why don't you return something you borrowed!

4. Ask him to borrow money, the same amount, without having to pay it back.

5. Tell a story: Once upon a time, there was a man who refused to pay back money, and then, then he died.

6. In the past, every time someone asked me to borrow dozens of yuan, and then later asked to pay back five yuan first, I said forget it, let’s pay it back together. Because it is generally said that people who pay back five yuan first will not pay back the money in the end. But the fact is that I didn’t even get five yuan in the end. . .

7. Change the avatar of "no money to spend" and chat with him

8. Tell her: paying back money is arrogance, but owing money is restraint

9. Tell him that the money you borrowed from me can be paid back later, I am not in a hurry

10. Elegantly place a computer with sound in front of him, while pressing the amount of money owed One side is returning to zero, endless loop, returning to zero resounds in the air

11. Change the avatars on Weibo, WeChat, and QQ to "pay debts and pay back money" and then repost his Weibo every day and like it Say hello to him on WeChat and QQ. Within half a month, I will definitely pay him back. Call me Lei Feng

12. It’s up to you to make your wallet suffocate

< p>13. Last time I borrowed 500 from a classmate and didn’t say anything about it for two months. Then I called her and said: Hello XX, do you have internet now? Help me a favor. My Taobao account number xxxxxx password xxxxx. Please help me put everything in the shopping cart. If you take the photo, it’s exactly five hundred and you don’t have to pay me back?

14. First pretend to have no money but really want to buy something, and then suddenly a flash of inspiration will come to you and you can make a smooth transition to Paying back the money is tricky, you will succeed every time you try

15. Change your avatar to an ugly photo of him, and you will not change it until you pay him back.

16. Sing to him: “Give me back what’s mine, spit it out after eating mine”

17. Put a dollar in his hand and then Tell him "Now you owe me 13 yuan"

18. Act as if you have money to lend to others

19. Find someone you are good with but have a normal relationship with him A friend borrows the same amount of money, then transfers the debt and asks the friend to ask for it

20. The man will say that his wife is pregnant, and the woman will say that her husband’s foreskin is too long