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Help me see what constellation I am.

If you are a Scorpio, look at the characteristics of 4 scorpions

First, Scorpio doesn't like flashy love, but just wants to love it flatly, but it should be unforgettable.

Second, Scorpio sometimes has extreme ideas. For example, if he/she is just on good terms with his/her lover, he/she will think that if he/she breaks up one day, the other party will regret it, because the love he/she gave to the other party cannot be replaced by others.

Third, Scorpio doesn't like quarreling. In most cases, it will use silence instead of inner bad emotions. However, if he/she encounters a very angry situation, he/she will show off his anger, and as a result, he/she will be outspoken, so he/she doesn't have to bother to speak the most vicious language in the world to the other party and slander them. I was thinking in my heart: don't think that just because I have a good temper, you can manipulate me at will and provoke my temper. When Scorpio is finished, the anger in my heart is not only gone, but even bigger, which may be puzzling to most people. Lovers may be scolded, but after two days, Scorpio will take the initiative to reflect and feel rude and regret for his words.

Fourth, Scorpio likes to get to the bottom of it. After the same thing happens, they think about it three times when they come to Scorpio, and most of the ideas that come out are the result of whimsy. In the end, Scorpio himself will ask: Why is this? In fact, what they thought never happened. Hee hee, it's a little weird!

5. Scorpio is afraid of loneliness, and is also very sensitive to feelings. They will always look at each other's small movements or eyes and keep them in mind. The next thing is that Scorpio begins to guess each other's thoughts, guessing and guessing, in order to let each other feel their good intentions and their deep love for their lovers.

6. Scorpio doesn't like to tell his lover some of his thoughts, because he is shy or for other reasons, Scorpio himself can't say it well. They prefer or hope that the other person can guess their thoughts, but it's a pity that the other person is not so lucky to guess and take action every time. If the other person doesn't guess the idea of Scorpio, Scorpio will be disappointed with his lover and feel that the lover doesn't know himself. In this case, Scorpio may not say what he thinks, so he has to sigh. In the end, both myself and my lover were disappointed.

Seven, Scorpio people are a little bit like the people in Rene Liu's crazy about love, and they are silly and straightforward about love. There will also be a ridiculous idea: I think that I can give the other person the best love and the most love, and the other person is very lucky; At the same time, the other person will be the happiest person in the world, and the other person should be very satisfied. Other people should envy their lovers and get such good love, ho ho!

In short, if you love Scorpio, what he/she ostensibly does is just to prove how much he/she loves you. Cherish the love of Scorpio, because they are seriously in love with you.

Eight, Scorpio's he/she really hopes to have a tacit understanding with each other and reach a * * * understanding. So they will do something that is close to pleasing each other, but this is not humble. Even if they end up with a sweet smile, it is a great satisfaction and achievement for them.

Nine, Scorpio's usual temper is typical of being cold outside and hot inside, but not many people can be heated by them. The more enthusiastic Scorpio seems to you, it will prove that he/she is not very interested in you. On the other hand, seemingly ignoring you, in fact, the heart is already approaching you. Of course, it is not always like this. It depends on your eyesight. Maybe Scorpio annoys you to death, and even the superficial enthusiasm has to be put on for you to see, hehe

X. It has to be said that Scorpio people are sometimes very clever and have a strong ability to be stupid. From their mouths, it is not too difficult to hear some strange words. They are not afraid of the denial of people who are close to them. For example, some accusations or criticisms from family and lovers are not that Scorpio is afraid to admit mistakes, but that they think that even people around them don't trust themselves, which will make them secretly sad. < P > 12. As for that aspect of Scorpio, just skip it. Those who have experienced it should have more say, hehe ~ ~. # $% *

XIII. Some people say that Scorpio loves like a volcanic eruption, and hates it like the tip of the iceberg. There is some truth in this. Scorpio's love sometimes makes the other person flattered, and even has some unpredictable feelings, such as suddenly appearing in front of you one day and saying, I'm here to see you. Shall we have dinner together? Something like that. Most of the other party thought that they were stimulated again and went to eat a meal with them in fear and trembling. But when it gets cold, it will treat you very rudely.

14. Scorpio is born with a desire to protect people. When going out shopping, their instinct is to pay for it first, not vanity, but a way to give themselves confidence. Seeing each other's satisfaction will make them feel more fulfilled. Of course, this may be restrained for girls. In short, they like being in a strong position.

15. Scorpio rarely says: beg. Because they think it is not good to ask for help, it seems that it will affect their image, so they would rather not do it, and they will not ask others for help easily. They just don't want to owe others.

Sixteen, Scorpio has a tendency to torture itself. Once after be lovelorn, he will not get out of the shadow of lovelorn for many days. I am eager for the other party to come to their senses, of course, when the other party first proposes to break up. Even so, if the other party really turns around, Scorpio will categorically reject the other party because of the natural coldness in his bones. Isn't it contradictory?

XVII. Scorpio has a hunch about some things. Even if the lover doesn't tell the truth about some things, he/she already knows the truth, but he/she won't expose the lover to his/her face, and he/she will still be a little proud in his/her heart, thinking that the other person's tricks and ideas are already under his/her control.

18. When Scorpio is with his lover, he/she will become so stupid that it seems that the world is still. He/she may not consider what will happen in reality and what people around him think of them. As soon as Scorpio meets his lover, he will get into an opaque box, which is silly and cute.

XIX. When Scorpio and his lover are at odds, they will be very firm at first, and there is a great tendency to never compromise with each other first. This has long been accustomed to lovers who are already familiar with them. The clever other half will wait for Scorpio to get rid of his anger and will take the initiative to send it to the door, hehe! (Being a Scorpio is bad enough) But inexplicably, even if the other person does something wrong, after a long time, Scorpio begins to think about the other person's kindness, care, gentleness, etc. So I took the initiative to come to the door and make up with my lover as if nothing had happened. Although the scorpion is a little angry inside, it is "stupid" at the sight of the lover ~~

There is also a more exaggerated situation, Scorpio is somewhat extreme. If the lover's behavior really makes Scorpio unbearable, Scorpio will turn out all the previous "crimes" of that person, and will make a very scary decision without too long thinking: break up! Once they start to think like this, no one can stop them. The more they think about it, the more they feel that they should implement this decision as soon as possible and show each other that they are not afraid of breaking up! In fact, in the future, Scorpio will think that they are not real, so they are determined to separate from their lovers, dizzy ~~

This is what I know about Scorpio, a Scorpio with self-contradiction and self-torture.

2. Scorpio sometimes spoils her lover. Even a Scorpio girl will spoil her lover like a "boy", and some requirements of her lover will be met as much as possible, even if they are a little excessive. After doing something for their lover, they will ask themselves: "am I too good to him/her?" But the next time I meet the same situation, I will still do it like that, spoil my lover and do everything I can for him.

No wonder there is a saying on the Internet that Scorpio girls can live like boys, because they are fully capable of handling and solving many things, and even in front of their boyfriends, they can't help doing things that should be done by boys. So some girls who took this to the extreme got a very "good" title: man woman ~~

I remember there is another saying on the Internet that if a boy can catch up with a Scorpio girl, he should "nail" the Scorpio on his own wall, because it represents a kind of glory? Think of this, I can cry, how can there be such a statement. I don't know whether it should be a kind of sadness or a kind of satisfaction. I think so, and I will not pay attention to the reaction of my lover after hearing these words.

21st, Scorpio MM doesn't like to show weakness in front of men. Even though men should do this, when they see that their men are not neat and smart enough, they can't help but take it down and do it themselves. To put it bluntly, they don't want to believe that the man they choose is so "not good", but it doesn't mean that they no longer love him and are disappointed with him. On the contrary, they will love such a man more because they need her. This logic is estimated to arouse the resentment of many men ... It is precisely because of this that it will offend many men's self-esteem. Scorpio MM is really not very gentle and innocent girl.

twenty-two, Scorpio is disgusted with the positive criticism of lovers, even angry. Although they know what they have done is wrong and has shortcomings. It's not that you don't want to listen to your lover's advice, because those critical words will make them feel that the other person is humiliating themselves, which Scorpio will never accept! If the other person talks about their shortcomings in a joking tone, they will be more willing to accept and appreciate their lover's tolerance in their hearts.

In a word, if you really love this scorpion, please tolerate them a little more. Their strange statements and practices are nothing but to prove that they love you.

twenty-three, Scorpio girls have a strong surface, a hard mouth and a hard mouth. Actually, it's easy to get hurt inside. When their lovers do something that makes them very sad, they will never take the initiative to talk to their lovers until a certain time. They just feel sad silently and feel like a statue that is injured but bravely standing in the crowd, watching the sweet laughter of those lovers around them indifferently. At this time, Scorpio speaks much less than usual, and people around him will think that Scorpio has been angered again, so they are afraid of getting angry. In fact, she is just injured and not in the mood to laugh and talk with people around her as usual.

twenty-four, when you find that everyone around you is hiding from Scorpio, Scorpio also feels very funny. Why do people stay away from themselves? In fact, to put it bluntly, Scorpio has a bad temper. Some people may think that Scorpio is an eccentric and a little moody, although this is not as obvious as Cancer. Scorpion will think that this is also quite good, eliminating the words to deal with people around him, but a little more lonely.

twenty-five, Scorpio doesn't have many same-sex friends, because their definition of friends seems a little strict. They will never look at those fair-weather friends. Even if they talk and laugh with you on the surface, they are disgusted to death inside. Of course, they can clearly know what kind of people they need to be friends. Only those who have credibility and loyalty and seldom play with their mouths will let Scorpio relax and make friends with them. By the way: Scorpio is very kind to his friends, and it doesn't matter if he suffers some losses, as long as his friends can chat with them when they need it. For some things of friends, they will also help each other as their own things. If you have a good friend of Scorpio around you, you should be happier!

Twenty-six, let's talk about Scorpio's heterosexual friends. Before there was a formal boyfriend or girlfriend, Scorpio still had many heterosexual friends. Because they think it is a symbol that they are lovable, haha. This sentence is a bit overdone! As for whether or not to develop into a boyfriend/girlfriend, almost everyone has thought about it. It is not a playboy, but Scorpio is naturally fond of daydreaming. It is very interesting for them to imagine what it would be like to be with someone, but they only imagine and rarely take the initiative. Scorpio's heterosexual friends also like to be with them, because the gender boundary between men and women is not obvious, and they can be together like good brothers.

Twenty-seven, once Scorpio has a boyfriend/girlfriend, the original good relationship with the opposite sex will change. Scorpio will associate with them in a measured way and will never easily cross the line. On the contrary, if Scorpio's heterosexual friends have their boyfriends/girlfriends, Scorpio will keep their distance from their friends. Sometimes I even feel a little sad, thinking that my opposite sex friend has a boyfriend/girlfriend, and I have lost a good "brother". Even so, Scorpio sincerely hopes that friends can get their own happiness.

Twenty-eight, during the time when lovers are about to break up, they often call, don't answer, send text messages and don't return. Scorpio is very angry about such a situation. They don't think it's necessary to avoid themselves even if they want to separate lovers. The more unresponsive the other person is, the more vicious Scorpio says to slander or satirize his lover, so as to express his inner anger. After a long time, Scorpio feels that the relationship is over, but it has not completely given up. Sometimes they do strange things, such as calling his/her with a number that his/her lover doesn't know, and the other party hangs up after answering it. Chatting with a strange QQ that the other person doesn't know in an attempt to get back together, although Scorpio knows it is impossible. Another idea is to play a trick on your lover and see what he/she really thinks. This kind of thing happens more in female scorpions.

twenty-nine, just after Scorpio met a new lover, Scorpio's action began. The natural 7 talent will play a role in this excellent opportunity. Checking his/her background behind his/her lover's back is actually nothing else, but Scorpio wants to find out whether what the new lover said to himself is true or not, and whether he has been cheated. A little sinister. Even if you find the other person's intentional concealment or deception, Scorpio will not expose it at that time, but watch the other person expose the clues step by step and can't justify himself. At that time, Scorpio will say coldly: Don't pretend, I already know what you are thinking! Then walk away ... Although Scorpio may be a little angry, it will make Scorpio feel a sense of accomplishment because it finally exposes the other person's lies face to face! I will always despise the person who deceives myself in my heart. Therefore, a friendly reminder: Don't cheat Scorpio. Once found, you will lose face. < P > In fact, Scorpio is just very devoted, and you are not allowed to cheat their feelings. Scorpio takes his feelings for lovers very seriously. Once you put in, you give it wholeheartedly and love it deeply.

3. Scorpio likes divination, and they are all concerned about what constellation and animal sign they belong to. For a lover who has just met for a long time, Scorpio will be interested in checking things like constellation pairing, zodiac signs and harmony. When they check those things, they just want to prove that their choice is correct. When they see the articles about their matching, Scorpio will feel beautiful, just like the feeling after drinking a glass of wine.