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84 sentences that girls scold boys.

1. Who hasn't been young? Are you old?

Second, the dog bit you. Can you bite the dog back?

Third, if you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

Fourth, your humble surface hides your abnormal heart.

I want to emigrate to Mars in order to leave you.

6. Look up what fart is in the dictionary. Your face is like that.

Seven, you don't have a toilet at home, you come here to spray?

Eight, the neck shrinks, you say your name is Liu!

Nine, all of them are mentally retarded children of your level.

Ten, you grow up to be a modern queen mother and rub your father's stick.

Will you be as humane as possible when treating you as a human being?

Twelve, you either have late puberty or early menopause.

Thirteen, take you as a person, you try to pretend.

In this world, do dogs like you dare to show off in an ostentatious manner here?

Fifteen, your primary school bought the goods at 18, so I won't shout here.

Sixteen, you think that the whole world is your mother, and everywhere has to make way for you.

Seventeen, you are a cucumber, and you owe it. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, you need to screw it.

Eighteen, * *, blue screen can be compared with the crash? You can tell by the color!

Nineteen, don't understand the language of the earth! Please God forgive you!

Twenty, I didn't know Bajie was a handsome boy until I saw you!

Twenty-one, when I get rich, I'll take you to the best hospital.

If you think you are Dong Fangbubai, you are actually a glutton.

23. Ask yourself how ugly you can be, just like a Dalmatian with hemorrhoids.

Don't think you are Zhuge Liang, you are just a cobbler!

Twenty-five, the most terrible thing in life is that youth is gone, and the acne on the face is still there.

Twenty-six, you are stupid enough! You can see a shit fool at a glance!

Twenty-seven, you look so safe that even dogs will come around when they see you.

Don't be so curious about me. You don't deserve to be the enemy of my love and friendship.

Twenty-nine, yo! Look at you, son of a bitch. Can't you see that the shell is quite hard!

30. Son, you'd better be modest to show your quality, understand?

Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

Thirty-two, I am completely desperate for such a wretched and mentally retarded thing as you.

I'm not interested in you at all. Even one look will fascinate me.

I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

Thirty-five, throw it into a tiger cage for you. Even if the tiger doesn't dare to eat it, you still think you have a bad tooth.

Thirty-six kinds, fifty-six kinds of children merge into one you, and you are simply a little mule.

Thirty-seven, are you talking backwards? Sounds like fart.

38. How strong does it take to support your dirty soul?

I won't be as knowledgeable as an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is!

Forty, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

41. Do you want to go to the hospital? I'll take you there. Should I go to gynecology or psychiatry first?

Forty-two, please don't arm yourself with cleverness, you will be acclimatized.

Forty-three, even the IQ of mentally retarded children is better than yours. Your IQ is really low enough!

Forty-four, you dinosaur who degenerated three times a day, the strongest loser in human history.

Forty-five, stupid people are always stupid, but smart people are not necessarily fooled forever.

46, spring thunder rolling, you don't swear, don't want to collect the body for you so early!

Forty-seven, even after seeing you, I finally fully understand what a freak looks like.

48. If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

49. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow!

Fifty, your IQ is the same as that of sweet potato, with an upper limit and no lower limit.

Fifty-one, look at you, look at your back, turn your head and scare away millions of lions.

Fifty-two, I think you are good at mixing. Don't forget what kind of dog you were.

The object I am looking for is in the crowd, while the object you are looking for is in the zoo.

Fifty-four, look at the wrinkles on your forehead. You can pinch a fly and pretend to be young.

Fifty-five, you make a bitch and pretend to be innocent, thinking you have feelings, bah, disgusting.

56. How dare you come out to meet people like that dog? Good people don't do it, they have to come out as dogs.

Fifty-seven, with money, you are still shallow; No money can make you so cheap.

Fifty-eight, all rural foxes. You want to play a city series with sunglasses and nail polish.

Will you beg me to stop? Read big brother's gorgeous words to educate you.

60. Your face is like a widescreen computer. It is wide and flat, and the five senses are in the same plane.

Sixty-one, don't always say that your weather-beaten face is beautiful or ugly.

Sixty-two, look, look at your face, this is called a shoehorn face, this is an authentic pig kidney face!

Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

Sixty-four, you are a small mouth, you are very cute, and the public outside can drown you.

Sixty-five, what plastic bag do you put in front of Lao Tzu? Do you have shit on your head?

Sixty-six, if no one in this world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me. I am not going to enable you

67. Did you eat too much or eat too much or eat too much? Don't think you are as white as lard.

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

Seventy, do you really have a brain in your head? Why do I smell bean dregs from inside?

Seventy-one, born ugly, hidden. Even your parents are afraid to see you. Are you afraid that someone will report you?

Seventy-two, you son of a mongrel dog is worse than shit. Your mother feeds you by forcing * * to go to the streets to make a living!

The longer I have contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

Seventy-four, say you are a monster and you still don't admit it. If you are human, how can you give birth to a ball!

Seventy-five, an old man smiled and was forced to pick a horse; The horse was frightened, the car fell down and the old man's chicken was bent.

76. If someone scolds you for feeding the dog with your conscience, you can bite me in return for feeding you for so long.

Getting rid of your stupidity is a scientific research achievement. After success, I can transfer to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately!

Seventy-eight, you still have to be a little self-aware and don't talk, okay? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

Your skin is the most magical part of your body, which can be large or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

Eighty, you have to thank everything in this world is fake, even the medicine is fake, otherwise you wouldn't have grown so big.

Eighty-one, don't say that about others. They also have a flower at the head of the village, but since she had a flower, cow dung has disappeared.

Eighty-two, two brothers are young and two brothers are good. Two brothers chip in to buy sorbet, you eat sorbet, I eat stick, you poop and I smell it.

My heart is not as wide as the sea. When what you do is beyond my tolerance, I'm sorry, you need to be beaten!

Eighty-four, as the saying goes, very good: you laugh and the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.