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Five Interesting Notes by Su Dongpo

1, views on sex

Yesterday, the prefect Tang Jun came and ordered Zhang Gonggui to visit ankokuji. Talking about health. Yu Yun: "Nothing is enough, but it is hard to get rid of desire." Zhang Yun: "Su Ziqing felt that her back was bleeding after eating the snow. She said nothing and bent slightly. It can be said that it was a life-and-death moment, but she still couldn't help giving birth to a child for Khufu. And the conditions of new houses are sparse? I know that this matter is not easy to eliminate. " All the guests laughed. Ai Yu's words are very reasonable, so I remembered them.

Yang Zhifu ordered Zhang Gong to stipulate that I would go to ankokuji. This seat talks about health care. I said, "It doesn't matter, the important thing is to destroy people's desires."

Zhang Gonggui said, "After Su Wu was detained by Xiongnu in Beihai, he ate snow to quench his thirst and blankets when he was hungry. His back was bleeding from being trampled. Without a word of injustice, he can say that he has seen through life and death, but he still wants to have children with a conference girl.

? His situation at that time was that he lived in Beihai and was as poor as a church mouse. What's more, if it is on the wedding night, the desire to kill is not so easy.

Everyone laughed at this. I think what he said makes sense, so I'll write it down. )

2. admirer

Qin Guan said: I don't want to seal Wan Huhou, but I want to know Xuzhou.

He also said: how many people can there be south of Beidou, and vulgar things do not hinder innocence?

3. Treat people objectively and philosophically.

When Wang Anshi learned about Yushitai, his friends began to stay away from him. Su Dongpo explained the function of Yushitai: Sun Baoyou said: Duke Zhou went to the Great Sage of St. Zhao Gong, but he still didn't like it and wrote scriptures. No loss is lost. ..... people are not Yao and Shun, and everything is perfect. ..... If the words are the same, the meaning is the same, and the songs overlap, what is not virtuous? In case there is a villain living in it, how does Zerenjun perceive it?

He believes that no one is perfect and can have different views. This is the function of Yushitai. The biggest drawback of Wang Anshi's political reform was that the court could only have one voice at that time. Those who opposed it were suppressed and degraded.

4. convince the emperor

Driving the eagle dog to the forest, the speaker said, "I'm not hunting." It is better to let the eagle dog go and train the wild animals. Fuck the net and enter the rivers and lakes. People say, "I'm not a fisherman." It is better to donate the net to make people confident.

Take the hounds into the Woods and say, I'm not a hunter. I'd better not let the hounds in. Put the net in the river and say, I'm not a fisherman. People will believe me if I don't cast a net. )

5. Make people cry

? He was exiled to Qiongya Island, where there was no medicine. He told his friends, "I am glad that countless people died at the hands of doctors every time I studied in the capital."

6. Eloquence (someone can cure him)

Su Dongpo said-the ancients often compared "monk" with "bird", such as: I heard a woodpecker and suspected that I knocked at the door. Also: the bird stays in the tree by the pool, and the monk knocks at the door under the moon. I admire the wisdom of the ancients as "monks" and "birds".

Fo Yin said-that's why I'm sitting opposite you as a monk.