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If you enter a horror story, how will you ensure your own safety?

What European and American ghost films are recommended? I can write them down.

Of course, forget it if it's too scary. )

Fill in a hole and talk about the routine of American horror movies.

1. The dilapidated zoo.

You and the bearded man next to you broke into this dilapidated zoo because the adventure club was separated.

You have seen many ancient plants, but gradually, you don't know the plants that appear in front of you.

Like ... it appeared in archaeological books, tens of millions of years ago.

Appear suddenly, with a growl if there is nothing.

You turned to look at your bearded brother.

"What did you hear?"

The bearded little brother looks scared, but he still comforts you. It's an illusion. You heard voices.

There's another roar. You two look at each other and both read fear in each other's eyes.

Because of the huge footprints and the broken skull in front of you.

Because the smell of decay is too strong, huge mosquitoes hover in front of tens of millions of people like fighter planes.

Suddenly a huge shadow flashed in front of the grass.

Deprivation ... Is it a python?

You and Beard go and see the python.

The giant head of the dinosaur that caught its prey with its tail held its breath, and then the saliva dripped on the back of your neck and beard.

You screamed when you realized that something was wrong.

The bearded man looked at the dinosaur and took out the homemade RPG.

I don't know where I took it out. Maybe it's my crotch.

One shot to the soul.

Two cups.

Beard's lips moved slightly, and he vaguely heard something pulling and twitching.

"In our organization, there is nothing that RPG cannot solve."

"If there are, then two."

Then you put an orange coat on the bearded dinosaur and cut off your head for a group photo.

Jurassic Park

2. It's the same club.

You broke through the block of the cold gas station and came to this old house.

There are foreign girls with long-legged bikinis, dead fat and waste residue, a muscular man with F, black brothers, Mexican drug dealers and yellow people like you.

Before you came to the cabin, the cabin was in the forest and it was very quiet.

The breath of uneasiness is everywhere.

At this time, Big Brother Mexico took out the chicken roll, no, it was the mysterious white powder roll hidden in the chicken roll.

He said to everyone with a bad smile.

"Hey, my old friend, I swear to God, you have never seen anything so wonderful. If not, you can kick my ass with your boots. "

The forest is silent, as if something is watching you.

You smiled and shook your head.

"No, that's something you've never seen before."

The hardcover Niulan Mountain and the green bottle in hand are full of mysterious oriental magic.

Half an hour later.

The pervert killer toasted one by one with a runny nose and tearful cups.

"Before I met all my big brothers and sisters, I had been drifting on the road without roots. Today, I met all my brothers and sisters. I felt at home for the first time, and I was deeply touched. I did it. Just watch, and don't treat me like a brother. Just lick it. "

A cabin in the Woods/a wax museum of horror

The scruffy old scientist has a small tube of blood and a fly.

As long as I mix my son's blood with the blood of flies, my son will be reborn in the future.

A crazy smile appeared on the scientist's face.

Aside from the assistant, look at him.

Broke his.

Ultraviolet

infrared

Nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR)

rotatory evaporator

Centrifuge, refrigerator, oven, fume hood, vacuum pump, electric heating sleeve, magnetic stirrer.

Flask beaker Petri dish, test tube tweezers conical bottle, baking lamp pipette Petri dish, magneton funnel electronic balance, shunt fat extractor, Brinell funnel crucible (platinum), spherical condenser tube crosshead, alcohol lamp and alcohol blowtorch.

Pass a fart post, analyze a fart spectrum, and click a fart board.

He also changed the theme of applying for funds to.

"On the Application of Qigong in Organic Chemistry."

Ten years have passed.

I don't know the old professor who was dislocated, suffered from intracranial hemorrhage, shattered lumbar disc and paralyzed lower limbs because he couldn't graduate.

How are you?

aerialist

This doll is so cute!

Your blonde girlfriend pointed to a wooden doll in the cupboard and said.

You put the golden hair on her head on the ground and smiled awkwardly.

What's so cute about this puppet?

The sullen shopkeeper gave you a look and gave you the puppet without saying a word.

Dead of night.

The puppet's eyes rolled.

One hundred years ago, a female puppet maker who lost her son made her son into an adult puppet, which was her most perfect work.

She looks at you.

A couple is lying in bed.

Today, I will kill you.

You said my work was not perfect.

Your death will be perfect.

The puppet opened his mouth and smiled silently.

Kill your dog first.

The puppet stood up and looked at the golden retriever.

Gee, there is also a curly puppy, like a teddy bear.

"Ha ha ha, you will be my Margaret ... alas ... alas, I said ... how did you get here ... alas, you dead dog ... alas, don't touch me! You come down from me ... Alas, I ... Alas ... Alas ♂ ... "

deadly silent

5.

"I ... want to ... play a game with you ..."

In the cold bathroom, your hands are locked with a sleeping man.

On the gray TV, a doll in a wheelchair said something in a low voice.

"Sun Hongjing, you wasted your life. You don't cherish time. Now, I want to play a game with you. "

"I buried the key to your handcuffs in the belly of the man next to you. You have 48 hours to escape. You two can only live one. "

You watched the people on TV, and you fought back your fears, but you still expressed your hesitation.

"Excuse me, is there a more fun game than watching League of Legends DOTA Hearthstone cross the line of fire, big fish eat small fish Bingo, and live football FIFA football manager riding a horse to kill and catch yellow mice?"

The people on TV paused.

"Really?"

"Really."

The sound of turning on the phone came from the other end of the TV.

Twenty seconds later, there was an exclamation on TV.

You know, this is a chance to fight back.

You woke up the sleeping person at hand and pointed to the TV and said to him.

"Professor Yang, he has Internet addiction."

see

6. We may have ... really arrived in another world.

When you walk on the road, white coal ash falls along the road.

A big fire a few years ago reduced the whole town to ashes.

Countless evil spirits suddenly appeared on the road.

They are covered with human skin and struggling crazily.

A group of little nurses with scalpels came from the south.

A triangular head came from the north with a machete on his shoulder.

They surrounded you.

You dare not move.

The scalpel in the hand of the faceless little nurse is extremely sharp.

A triangular head can tear people off as easily as a demon.

Silence.

Silence is parting, silence is a bridge.

Suddenly your cell phone rang.

The boundless horizon is my love.

I can't help jumping up!

Under the guidance of triangle iron, the little nurses danced and danced, and the triangle iron rotated happily, waving broadswords and patting a head.

You crouch in the corner and answer the phone.

"Hey, wife, don't worry, I didn't go out to play. Oh, why is there a song? I went out to watch the square dance with the leader. Listen to the applause. Oh, really, it's okay. I haven't found a little girl yet, so I will go home tonight. "

You started smoking, and the smoke filled the air.

Think about the one at home. This is probably the quietest place in the world.

Silent Hill

7. This child is so strange.

She keeps looking at you like that.

Those eyes feel a few decades older and full of vicissitudes.

And hints of murder?

But then she hid it well.

Her adoptive parents are talking big.

You can't help but think of the orphanage where you work, a rumor decades ago.

Legend has it that there was a woman, dwarfism, who looked for her adoptive parents everywhere and then killed them for fun.

His parents are still chattering, and you just swept away the corner of your eye and suddenly saw the little girl's sneer.

That's a murderer, looking for the sneer of his prey.

"Eldest brother eldest sister-in-law I tell you, let's children, should start from the starting line, can't lag behind others, you look at other children, guqin level 6! You can add 20 points to the college entrance examination! Where are your children? This is behind! "

"Eldest brother, eldest sister-in-law, I'm not talking nonsense. Your children should pay close attention to this study. My children have too few problems. You can see that the college entrance examination has been simulated for eight years in the past ten years. Xue Jinxing has to buy it, and do more problems. Ge Jun, you know? If his children can't solve his problem, then mathematics is very backward! What kind of book is this? It will be over in a lifetime! "

"I'm not talking about your child, standing and sitting. How about your child Ge You lying down? Yes, you have to buy a good back! Alas ..... Is the little girl nearsighted? Not buying an eye massager? Do you think you don't understand all this? "

You smiled.

It's time to zoom in

Say that finish, you let the children out.

"Hey, this toy is good, give it to my sister? No, why are you so stingy? Just a small toy, all relatives, how can you really dig it? Why is your child so ignorant? Uh, is the pout broken? How much is a broken toy worth? All right, all right, I'll pay you back. One hundred is enough. What six thousand? Are you kidding? You can buy it at this booth for 20 pounds. You want 6 thousand? Are you poor and crazy? Well, your family has money to bully people, right? There are still two stinky money, don't expect me to come to your house again. "

After that, you left their house with the children.

In the crack of the door, you saw the tears of regret of the gnome murderer.

Lake Eden/Orphan/New Witch Kelly

8. Because of lovelorn love, you and your cousin came to an eastern European city. Apart from the beautiful scenery, there are some dilapidated factories left here.

Idle and bored, you two decided to go out and have some fun.

So you came to an interesting bar.

This bar is execution ground style, the dark dungeon is full of damp musty smell, and a group of Eastern European men and women with blurred eyes are writhing.

At this moment, a pair of beautiful and plain-dressed old ladies from Eastern Europe passed by you two.

The wolf tattoo on their wrists seems to indicate something to you.

They speak a language you don't understand, but you can vaguely know their meaning from the Russian-flavored language and the red hair.

"Big Brother, have two glasses."

Look at your cousin.

Red hair wants wine.

At this point, two strong men in the crowd silently posted it.

You and your cousin look at each other. Needless to say, you got the message.

You hit your cousin.

Your brother rolled around, burying his face in a miserable face and glancing at two women from time to time.

The jet pressure is very low, and there is no topaz ares card.

"Eldest brother, how do you hit people! You two are with him! Look at this taxi you gave me! Eight thousand! Don't leave without paying! You two are a group! "

In the range of 0/0 meter from Fiona Fang/KLOC-,a vacuum zone is formed at a constant speed.

You and your cousin walked out of the bar with their heads held high.

No one dares to stop you, no one.

Hostel

9.

But you're still naive.

Within ten steps, the red-haired girl in Eastern Europe suddenly clapped her hands and laughed.

Okay, okay.

Shit, there's antiperspirant in the wine.

When you wake up, you find yourself tied to the chopping board. You and your cousin are topless, and a pot of cold water is poured on your heart.

A woman is standing next to a big man. He is discussing how to unscrew your head with a table wrench, hammer and scissors.

Your frightened eyes saw his face.

Not his face.

He cut off the face of the previous victim and made it into a mask. He always had a look of pain and despair on his face before he died.

Unfortunately.

This mask has been cracked for a long time.

He hasn't killed anyone for a long time. He can't wait.

I can vaguely hear the rustling of women's clothes. She put on an apron and sharpened her knife.

The woman pour out said.

"It's better to pour a pot of cold water into people's hearts ... eating crispy ... is more important than your ability to twist people's heads ..."

Your brain is running at a high speed.

A sudden plan.

You shout loudly.

"men! I am in your hands now, listen to me! "

Scissorhands and kitchen knife grinders turn their heads to look at you.

"If you are stupid, kill me, but don't kill my brother. If you kill him, I can't tell my mother in the underworld after I die. "

The man looked at you, but he didn't speak. That woman asks you.

"Is your mother dead?"

"To tell you the truth, I am a beggar with nothing. My fertile land is vast, and I don't know how much gold and silver I have, but I didn't get it. Just because I was born in different rooms, my father had no sympathy, and my mother was oppressed by the long room and died. Before she died, she advised me to treat my brother well to save me from being angry with menstruation. I will be careful everywhere. I have to travel far today. I have suffered for many days, and I just want to make my brother's chariots and horses more comfortable. But my brother has always loved sleeping, and he only likes flying eagles and running dogs, otherwise he wouldn't fall into your hands. "

You two can't help but be moved by your words.

"It turns out that the poor people in the world are not just you and me!"

"untie the good brothers quickly!"

"Stew that bastard cousin!"

You walked out the door with your head held high. The sun is shining and the wind is a little noisy.

Sorry, cousin.

I will live well for you.

Tonight, we eat stewed goose.

Texas chainsaw massacre, Texas, Texas

I don't know how to say the first house, so let's just do what my cousin says. )

10. It's sunny outside in the morning.

You turn on the TV, and the same broadcast is playing on the TV, telling the citizens to stay at home and pay attention to safety.

You caressed your hound, and your dog got goose bumps and looked at you in horror.

Seeing that you didn't move, it lay down carefully.

Today is a whole year of world destruction.

Unfortunately, winter has come.

This means that sunlight is decreasing and zombies can move for longer and longer.

You drive a military jeep, and then you pull your dog. The whole empty city, even the empty world, seems to be just you and your dog.

Then what do you insist on?

Is it because you are a soldier that you should adhere to the military discipline that has been destroyed for a year?

Or are you a scientist and still don't give up the possibility of saving the world?

You play golf in F22, and human beings are nowhere to be found like golf.

Loneliness is like a zombie, waiting for an opportunity to devour you.

The change of things is an experiment.

You have been developing vaccines as usual, but this time, the experiment has taken a turn for the better.

You take out the serum, and after many times, your arm is like an addict's arm.

You find the corner where the zombie is hiding, set a trap, and then break the serum.

Zombies lick serum crazily, but there is a petite zombie in your lasso.

You tighten the lasso and bring the zombie back to the experiment.

The zombie leader is crazy about you, but the boundary between light and darkness is the gap between people and zombies, and he dare not cross it.

Zombies are smart.

Countless zombies rush to your castle desperately, and you shoot countless bullets every day.

But they moved on wave after wave.

Your dog suddenly jumped out and was dismembered alive by zombies.

You are alone this time.

Loneliness completely surrounds you.

Finally, the tempered glass that the mourner hit with his head was covered with blood. He painted with blood and drew a small butterfly.

And the little zombie you caught, behind the neck, is a little butterfly.

You look at the little zombie and suddenly understand something.

Villager, is this your daughter ! !

She is a woman.

Your throat is moving, and then you look straight at the little zombie.

From then on, you and the little zombie lived a happy life.

I Am Legend

1 1. In this world, the most terrible thing is probably the inevitable death.

Now you are caught in such a terrible trap.

Death is like this.

He can kill everyone in the strangest way.

But before he kills someone, he always gives a hint.

Like a fishhook.

People who desperately fled rode motorcycles to the port at high speed, thinking that they would not die as long as they stayed away from the fishing gear shop.

He escaped from all the fishing gear shops and really felt that he was not far from death.

But the moment he turned to curse.

The children playing with their father's fishing rod upstairs put down a long fishing line upstairs.

The hook happens to be.

When he was flying, he opened his artery.

He sprayed blood all over the motorcycle lane.

That's what death fears most.

You saw the hint of death, so what?

You can't hide

You just joined such a group again.

You can't hide from dinosaurs, murderers, perverts and death.

Everyone is dead, and you seem to be the last survivor.

But you know, it won't

You emptied all the furniture. You live in the garage.

The whole garage is empty, only one TV, with you.

You broadcast the table tennis final between Malone and ZhangJike on TV.

Not going anywhere.

I hope to die in the spring breeze with Malone and ZhangJike.

You, a girl who has been single for 26 years, cross your hands and make a wish.

Thirty years.

You watched the finals for 30 years.

Finally, death appeared.

He appeared in front of you, then shook his bow and threw your 56 big mouths.

You are really going blind! ! !

You have tears in your eyes.

If you don't succeed, you will live forever.

final destination

12.

There was once a man in a striped shirt who was burned to death in a cabin because he was a pedophile.

Angry villagers burned him to death and began a long nightmare.

At first, a villager dreamed.

He dreamed that, uh,

Menggui steet

An alien/steel warrior

Snow of Death/Shaun the Zombie

The devil in the elevator

The second coming/dawn