When the weather gets cold, post some witty words on WeChat Moments.

When the weather gets cold, post some witty words on WeChat Moments (1)

1. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

2. The weather is getting cold, so take good care of yourself and wear warm clothes.

3. The weather is cold and the temperature has dropped. I hope you in the distance will buy more clothes, eat three meals a day, strengthen nutrition, maintain a happy mood, and take good care of yourself.

4. "Cold" is just one word. I will only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

5. ? Three thousand days of greeting the cold and asking for warmth is not as good as wearing a full set of clothes when it is cold.

6. When the weather gets cold, I drink some healthy boiled water, which is the thermos cup that has been with me for four years.

7. I really like you, but it’s getting cold today, so remember to put on some clothes!

8. I hope you come before winter.

9. Who said it is winter? When you are here, flowers bloom, birds sing and cicadas chirp.

10. Winter may be used to freeze the worries of summer and autumn.

11. The cool autumn wind came, and we felt a little bit of coolness.

12. I am afraid of cold, whether it is the weather or the human heart.

13. I heard that the quilt is a branch of heaven on earth.

14. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to be the most is not only in bed, but also in your arms.

15. The cold weather has finally come to the season where you can wear sweatshirts to look cool.

16. It’s getting cold, so put on more clothes. In autumn, drink less drinks and more water. Go to bed early and your body will metabolize well.

17. If God is affectionate, he will also grow old, so it is better to wear long trousers.

18. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen like a dog.

19. I really hope that the days of wearing thick cotton clothes and walking in the snow eating roasted sweet potatoes will come soon.

20. It’s the season to breathe and write the names of the people you like on the glass. When the weather gets cold, post some witty words on WeChat Moments (2)

21. Even if the leaves of life fall, life is still beautiful, because the leaves return to heaven and earth.

22.? Appreciate the flowers in spring and watch the snow in winter. I miss you when I wake up and miss you in my dreams.

23. The weather is getting colder and I want to eat hot pot with the people I like.

24. The weather is getting colder. My princesses remember to cover themselves with quilts at night. Forget it if they are not my princesses, they will freeze to death.

25. The weather is cold and the heart is even colder. People are tired and the heart is even more tired.

26. If I don’t reply to your messages, it’s not that I’m cold, it’s that my hands are cold.

27. It’s cold. If you can’t give me a hug, then buy me a coat.

28. The weather is getting colder. The person who warmed your hands in the past is still there this year.

29. The warm sunshine in winter brings happiness every day. Who can not love fireworks in this world?

30. In summer, I feel like running naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, I feel like running naked.

31. It’s cold, only a coat, no hugs.

32. The weather has turned cooler, the north wind has cooled, the temperature has dropped sharply, and the changes have become more crazy. Don’t hide your clothes, otherwise you will be miserable. It’s time to hurry up to keep warm, otherwise you will suffer. Now, the cold air is coming, your health depends on yourself, pay more attention to your body.

33. I like cooler weather and a warm bed.

34. The gap between all things will probably become bigger and bigger.

35. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

36. There is a kind of beauty that comes from the thoughts of the soul, a kind of happiness that comes from the care of friends, a kind of happiness that comes from the sincere call, and a kind of warmth that comes from the blessings of text messages: Winter is coming, the weather is getting cold, Pay attention to keep warm and cold!

37. It’s too cold to eat high calories. Get up early and eat 500 calories today.

38. The weather is getting cold, and even though I have little hair, I feel extremely cold on the top of my head while walking.

39. It’s cold, it’s more than ten degrees outside, and it’s 37 degrees in my arms. Are you sure you don’t want to consider it?

40. Although the weather has cooled down, the happiness of getting into bed has increased. When the weather gets cold, post some witty words on WeChat Moments (3)

41. Winter is coming, and there is another burst of cold air. Warm text messages remind you that the climate has changed, so pay attention to your health; the weather is getting cold, remember Add more clothes; remember to contact your close friends; send caring messages with all your heart and soul, wishing you health and success!

42. The heavy snow comes with the cold winter. The streets seem to be made of silver, so bright and brilliant. The long icicles hang like crystal daggers in front of the eaves, and the breath of pedestrians It also turned into puffs of white smoke.

43. Good morning! It’s getting cold, so remember to put on some clothes to keep warm! During the current epidemic, take precautions! Only by putting your body first can you have more energy to do everything well at the moment.

44.? If it’s too cold in winter, I’ll freeze, but I’ll melt as soon as you hug me

45.? I can use hugs to keep you warm in winter

46. It’s winter. I opened my closet and saw that it’s time for me to go shopping. I opened my wallet and saw that I’m still young and not cold.

47. Don’t tell me it’s cold. Take care of yourself, wear more clothes, etc. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

48. The cold weather is to tell everyone how important the warmth of the people around you is.

49. I like the temperature of human contact at this time.

50.? Winter is suitable for staying at home, but not suitable for working.

51. When the weather gets cold, put on more clothes and take care of yourself. Don’t catch a cold. I feel bad!

52. It’s getting cold. Does anyone want to put together a pair of long johns? I only wear it when it’s cold, but you can wear whatever you want at other times.

53. I like this winter so much. I want to treat it to hot pot, milk tea, movies, and fireworks. If you're free, can you come along?

54.?Now the weather is starting to get very cold.

55. The only thing I can pick up but can’t put down is my chopsticks, and the only thing I can’t get out of is my bed.

56. I want to meet you, because autumn is the season suitable for hugs.

57. The weather is cold and the heart is cold. The only thing that warms you is the tears of sadness.

58.? Fallen leaves return to their roots, just like I left you, but still looked at you from a distance, your joys and sorrows.

59. When autumn gets stronger, I realize that the warmth of winter has arrived. Winter is coming, and you may forget everything at this moment, but you cannot forget to send you warm care: in the cold days, take good care of yourself in the cold days, and have a happy winter!

60. The fragrant coffee can help you drive away the chill; bringing a soft scarf can help you prevent the cold attack; sending a blessing text message can make your world always full of warmth! It's getting cold, so take care of yourself. A circle of friends suitable for cold weather

1. The temperature has dropped, the north wind is blowing, the sun is freezing again, the cold is coming, the frost is coming, clothes need to be thickened again, the days are getting shorter and the nights are getting longer. Now, I am confused about my schedule again. I need to strengthen my body and protect myself from the cold. Otherwise, cooling down will be over. Remember to put on more clothes when the weather is cold. Warmth is sweet.

2. The love is true and the intention is sincere, everything is left unsaid; the weather is cold and people are in a hurry, take care of yourself and relax; high is enough, low is low, don’t take success or failure seriously; just go with it. , worries disappear, look at life with a smile and don’t disturb yourself. Just wish you were happy!

3. To live a good life, you have to have fun every day.

Take less time in the car when you go out, look at girls when you are bored, pretend to be a fool when it comes to right and wrong, go home and hug your wife, give you an enema when you are hungry, count the money when your hands are itchy, and cover yourself with a quilt when the weather is cold!

4. The leaves are yellow, and my heart is already drunk when I think of your beauty; the leaves are floating, and my thoughts are flying, I hope you receive them soon; the temperature has dropped, the weather has turned cold, don’t Forget to put on clothes to keep out the cold; it’s getting cold, so here are my blessings. May you be in a good mood every day, may happiness surround you, be happy all the time, and be healthy forever!

5. Autumn has passed. I came to the empty waterside in the biting cold wind. The sky is blue and the sky is far away. , silently wishing you all peace in my heart! Sigh, it’s getting cold, please stay warm!

6. No matter how cold the weather is, it can’t stop my care for you. No matter how cold the weather is, it can’t stop my warm reminder. No matter how cold the wind blows, it can’t stop my blessings for you. It’s getting cold, so be sure to put on more clothes. Put everything first. I wish you a warm day every day!

7. Don’t underestimate a dime given to you; it can’t buy you roses and coffee, clothes and quilts; but it contains warmth and is my sincere blessing. It’s cold, Pay attention to take care of yourself.

8. Take the cauldron of fate, pour it into the water of friendship, add sincerity and care, boil it with thoughts, simmer it with blessings, and make a pot of cold-repelling soup for you. Drink it to keep away colds and typhoid fever. Another thoughtful little cotton-padded jacket will be given to you to keep you healthy!

9. Let the cool breeze blow away your melancholy, let the rain wash away your worries, let the sun bring you warmth, let the moon bring you warmth, let my care and concern bring you Good mood. It’s cold, so take care of yourself!

10. A text message expresses my heart with a dime, which is lighter than a goose feather. Long time no see. I miss you so much. This phone call is the best news. The autumn wind blows, the willow shadows fly, and the sunset is reflected on the riverside. It’s cold, put on clothes to avoid catching cold, and often send me text messages to express my condolences.

11. A greeting, a text message, a hug, a look, a scarf, use your little hands to warm each other; please remember, it’s cold, put on more clothes. Don’t catch a cold! If you unfortunately sneeze accidentally, please remember that I must be thinking of you!

12. The colorful ones are the flowers of the four seasons, the beautiful ones are the lyrical songs, the mellow and fragrant ones are the aged wines, and the warm spring ones are my concerns. It’s getting cold, wear warm clothes, get more rest, drink hot soup, exercise diligently, and smile from morning to night.

13. The happiness in my heart, bit by bit, the holiday greetings, word by word, the cold surprise, additional chapters and points, the means to prevent the cold, the constant wonders, the true reminder, send it out early, warm. The best technique, finish the photo as soon as possible, and you will have a healthy body, continuous happiness, a warm mood, and not afraid of the cold.

14. On behalf of the vast number of plants, animals and microorganisms, whether they are on land or in the sea; whether they can fly or cannot fly; whether they have enough or not, I would like to express my sincere gratitude My cordial greetings: It’s cold, take precautions against the cold.

15. The best way to say goodbye to the cold: Find a place with no one, tell a beautiful woman you don’t know, I have a strange disease, and I need to find someone to lean against to relieve it, and then stay with her. Come on, it will warm up after a while. It has been tried and tested, and it is absolutely effective. If you are beaten, you will not be reimbursed.

16. The weather is getting cold. Considering the lack of warmth for singles, people from all walks of life have donated supplies. Each bachelor will receive a pair of Singles brand gloves, a Singles brand scarf, and a Leftover brand quilt. . Hurry and accept it before you get cold.

17. The leaves are falling and the temperature is dropping. You are busy working all day long. Pay attention to your health. Don’t forget to add clothes when the weather is cold. Never forget to greet your friends. I send you my sincere blessings. I wish you happiness and health!

18. Sometimes I am busy, sometimes I forget, sometimes I am tired, sometimes I am lazy, but no matter what, I will still remember to miss you, miss you as a friend, don’t forget to add more on cold days. clothing.

The cold air is ruthless, but good friends are interested!

19. It’s cold in winter, friends, remember to protect your health; don’t forget to keep warm at all times, and eat nutritious foods; getting enough sleep is necessary, stay optimistic and comfortable; always put a smile on your face, I wish you a happy life Great winter spirit!

20. Don’t catch a cold when the weather is cold. Wear more clothes with a constant temperature. Eat more to increase energy and move more to improve your health. Cool down and don’t catch a cold. Don’t catch a cold. Don’t have a fever. If the fever is serious, you must see a doctor. May your heart not be cold when the weather is cold, may your temperature drop and your blessings be brought to you.

21. Blessings are like a velvet dress, which is warm; thoughts are like a thoughtful cotton-padded jacket, which is warm; friends are like a big stove, which is warm; when the weather turns cold , my friend warms you with thoughts, warms you with blessings, and wishes you a safe winter!

22. I saw your smile with sincerity and warmth throughout the winter. I copied and pasted the smile in my heart, downloaded my thoughts about you and saved it as forever. I opened my phone and sent my simplest wishes: It’s cold, take care of yourself!

23. Those who know how to relax can find ease; those who know how to forget can find freedom; those who know how to care can find friends; cold weather is not cold, and coldness is coldness. May your heart be warm, remember to wear more clothes.

24. The fallen leaves are colorful, and I use my care to weave them into colorful garlands, bringing you the joy of spring; when the temperature turns cooler, I use my thoughts to create a warm blanket, bringing you warmth in the cold winter. And now I want to send you a blessing message to remind you to put on more clothes and pay attention to your health when the weather is cold!

25. As the season cools down, I remind you to keep warm: double-layer clothes, furry hats, bulletproof boots, belts with gold hoops, and boxing gloves. Yes, even masks must be worn to keep warm. I wish you all the warm equipment and good health.

26. It’s another year of cool autumn wind, another yellowing of fallen leaves, one autumn rain and one cold, and one night is getting longer than the next. It's hard to run around all day long. Don't forget to put on more clothes when the weather is cold. Take care of your body and eat well. I just hope that your friends will be healthy.

27. When you are hungry, you need to eat; when you are thirsty, you need to drink water; when you are tired, you need to rest; when you are irritable, you need to calm down; when it is hot, you need a breeze; when it is cold, you need to put on more clothes. A text message to remind you: Winter is coming, the weather is getting cold, put on more clothes to prevent colds!

28. Missing is not a job, but it is never forgotten; greetings are not an obligation, but it never stops; caring is not a responsibility, but it never decreases; friends, winter is coming, keep warm Don't catch a cold, I wish you peace!

29. The colorful ones are the flowers of the four seasons, the beautiful ones are the lyrical songs, the mellow and fragrant ones are the aged wines, and the warm spring ones are my concerns. It’s getting cold, wear warm clothes, get more rest, drink hot soup, exercise diligently, and smile from morning to night.

30. It’s another year of cool autumn wind, another yellowing of fallen leaves, one autumn rain and one cold, and one night is getting longer than the next. It’s hard to run around all day. Don’t forget to put on more clothes when the weather is cold. Take care of your body and eat well. I just wish that your friends will be healthy.

31. Stop your busy steps, soothe your tired muscles, breathe in the fresh air, run in happy circles, warm up the cold weather, and send you some care: Tian Put on extra clothes when going out in the cold.

32. I give you a caring scarf to prevent the invasion of cold, and I give you a pair of warm gloves to cover the winter with care.

Sending you another big hug, may your heart always be filled with joy and warmth! It's getting cold, take care of yourself!

33. Friendship should not be forgotten because of busyness, not alienated because of distance, not cooled by cold weather, not hidden by ice and snow, and not indifferent because of few contacts. Friends, don’t forget it when it’s cold. Wear more clothes and wish you good health!

34. Saying I miss you with words can no longer express my feelings. If I don’t put on a cold coat for you when the weather is cold, then in this hot summer, let me Be a ray of cool wind, blowing away waves of coolness and comfort to you!

35. The weather has cooled down, and a reminder has been sent; I wish you: use happiness to get rid of the coldness and feel happy, use smoothness to eliminate the coldness, and everything will go smoothly, and use health to resist the freezing and become strong; finally, I wish you the best. , I wish you all the best, good mood, good health and happiness!

36. Cooling care is here again. Put on more clothes to prevent colds. The cold weather is too much to bear, so it is best to do more exercise. Keep your body warm and smile. Go to bed early and get up early so as not to be late. I wish you are as strong as a cannon and as happy as a kitten.

37. I saw your smile with sincerity and warmth throughout the winter. I copied and pasted the smile in my heart, downloaded my thoughts about you and saved it as forever. I opened my phone and sent my simplest wishes: It’s cold, take care of yourself!

38. The cold current is blowing the footsteps of the years, and the road is still working in a hurry. Life is indispensable with warm wishes. Strive to accumulate future wealth. My friend, the weather is cold, keep warm and work hard. Happy happiness.

39. Dark rain blows from the west window again, and the cold air is still coming. The winter sunshine is already melancholy, let alone the cold winter rain. The drizzle makes me feel sad. I am busy sending blessing messages. Don’t feel melancholy on rainy days. Protect yourself from the cold and stay healthy!

40. Tang Monk made clothes for Wukong, which was the love between master and disciple; Wu Dalang made clothes for Wu Song, which was the love of brothers; Liu Lanzhi made clothes for Jiao Zhongqing, which was the love of knot. At this moment, I am using text messages to make clothes for you. This is friendship! Hope you stay warm and protected from the cold! Classic witticisms_Internet witticisms_Quotes collection

1 If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I was innocent

2 Although I believe in eachother, I may not believe you~ ~

3 Life is like a play, and play is like life. Looking back suddenly; living is a kind of pressure.

4 If a tree doesn’t have its bark, it will definitely die, but if a woman doesn’t have shame, she will be invincible.

5 Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

6 In the long road of life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

If I take off my clothes, I am a beast. If I don’t take off my clothes, I will be a beast.

7 I never make typos, but I always make mistakes.

8 It’s not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose. I can't give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!

9 No matter how great the truth is, it will become a cliché if you say it too much.

10 Now I know why my pants are designed with pockets. It’s because no one is holding my hand, so I carry the pockets on my own.

11 Those who work in public institutions are called iron rice bowls, and those who work in private companies are called disposable dishes.

12 Distance does not produce beauty, but the third person.

13 So and so, do you want to be buried in my ancestral grave after death?

14. There is always a group of invisible friends lying in your friend list like dead people, occasionally pretending to be dead, and changing their epitaphs from time to time.

15 You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick,

I smile because you have become stronger. , I am rich because I sold you

Pig!

16 Don’t let too much yesterday occupy your today!

17 Breaking up means not loving each other anymore. Those high-sounding reasons are not to make the other party feel better, but to make yourself feel better!

18 After reading "Lust, Caution", a monk said it was boring, and others asked; what is so boring, the monk said; religion is boring!

19 Miss, I’m sorry, I’m not handsome. But not every woman has the opportunity.

20 The strong wind is gathering dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a petrel, connecting us, let us meet here and have a dusk love~

21 Not at the beginning The one who was given was a woman, but it was the woman who was eager to get it later!

22. All men and women after marriage are overjoyed.

23. Money is a black hole, and family, friendship, affection and loyalty will become invisible and disappear without a trace.

24 The procedure for attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone smokes, drinks and plays cards together.

25 If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

26 Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, and the woman’s words are a bit suspended.

27 People who say there is a previous life are lying to themselves; people who say there is a next life are lying to others.

28 What is birth, aging, illness and death? It is better to live well, to grow old slowly, to get sick late, and to die quickly.

29 If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

30 If there is no wind, the clouds will not move;

If there is no water, fish cannot swim;

If there is no sun, the moon will have no light;

Without you

Foolish people would not exist.

31 Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

32 Suddenly thought of a question, can the walnuts pinched by the door still replenish the brain?

33 Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

34 You look infertile!

35 Summer is here, girls can wear skirts, but not above the knees!

36 The latest definition of tourism: It is to go from a place that you are tired of to a place that others are tired of.

37 We had a small disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt.

38 When I turned into a swan, you were still an egg!

39 When a woman sees something she likes, she loses sight of the danger.

40 If I burn incense for one year, I can meet you, if I burn incense for three years, I can get to know you, and if I burn incense for ten years, I can cherish you.

Therefore, for my happiness in the next life, I am willing to convert to Christ!

41 Don’t use excuses to deal with me, you can’t afford to deal with me.

42 The iron fences on a university campus are all pointed, and the warning signs on them are as follows:

If a boy accidentally turns over, he will become a girl

If a girl accidentally flips the page, she will turn into a woman

43 The ideal is very plump, but the reality is very skinny.

44 If a man is reliable, a sow will climb a tree.

45 You know my strengths and weaknesses, and I know your depths.

46 As long as it is not obscene, we are mainstream!

47 Don’t fool me with the 1983 xo, get a bottle from this year.

48 The so-called unsuitable for children is actually that adults touchingly leave the risk of making mistakes to themselves.

49 You can lead the industry with foresight, catch up with hindsight, or be eliminated without knowing it.

50 Holding your lover’s hand is like returning to the 1890s;

Holding the hand of a female classmate and regretting not doing so;

Holding the hand of my aunt I found that I held the wrong hand before.

51 Beauty is not discounted. My sister is called beauty, and my sister is called discounted!

52 I prayed to Jesus for a solid and stable life. He thought for a while and said, let’s talk about world peace first...

53 The Four Great Void: The Boss’s Kidney, the manuscript of the third lecture, the lady’s tears, the table from the Bureau of Statistics.

54 I took the floppy disk to the refrigerator and froze it for a day, and it turned into a hard disk! In this way, I have another hard drive.

55 I am in a daze, not here now. If you are more stunned, just look down.

56 There is only a mistress who doesn’t work hard, and there is no family that cannot be broken up.

57 Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, one on the first day of the lunar month and the other on the fifteenth day of the lunar month.

58 If you don’t study for a day, no one will notice. If you don’t study for a week, you will start to get angry. If you don’t study for a month, your IQ will be lower than that of a pig.

59 I planted a bunch of girlfriends in the spring, and now autumn is here, tsk tsk, no harvest~~

60 Wallet, what’s wrong with you? Wallet, answer my wallet, you Why have you lost weight again? Wake up.

61 Men, men are so pitiful, they work hard to make money, handing over the money is unavoidable, and having a lover is also dangerous.

62 I don’t miss my wife, but my wife always thinks of me.

63. As far as your thoughts go, roll as far as you go; as fast as the speed of light, you roll as fast as you can.

64 Men are lustful, so they cannot withstand temptation; women are talkative, so they cannot withstand loneliness.

65 Real leadership does not lie in how many gentlemen you command, but in how many villains you control.

66 I will definitely be reincarnated as a woman in my next life, and then marry a man like me.

67 Tell me, do you want to die or no longer want to live?

68 In order to cultivate my aura, I often eat garlic, onions and radishes. Now, I am full of aura from top to bottom and front and back.

69 Picking up girls is like hanging out on QQ. If you coax her for 2 hours a day, you will soon be able to enjoy the sun.

70 What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is still mine!

71 If I am asked to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I am asked to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Do both at the same time? You think I'm an alien! Wise Quotes

1. If you are cut into pieces with a thousand cuts, you will not be able to kill your head with just one.

2. If you can’t cross the river, don’t blame your crotch for the water.

3. You will die if you compare with others, and you will throw away when you compare goods.

4. If you step on Wowotou, there will be no good cake!

5. I have never been a soldier or a bandit!

6. When a weasel lays mice, one litter is worse than the next.

7. When the crow lands on the pig, no one can blame anyone.

8. Itchy skin is not scary, but itching in the heart is scary!

9. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

10. The meat on the belly will only accumulate thickly, not thinly.

11. Garbage is exported garbage.

12. Weight is like a chicken’s butt, growing every year!

13. It is better to run into a wall than to run into a wall at home.

14. You kid, you are so crazy, your breath is louder than athlete’s foot.

15. What was once a sea of ????dead stones is no match for the joy of gathering and separation.

16. There is no limit to learning and money can make a boat. There are shortcuts in the mountains of books.

17. My eyes still hurt after I looked at you yesterday.

18. Thirty cents to buy two rotten eggplants, no matter how rich you are.

19. As a typical failure, you are so successful!

20. Whose child would not love a basket of radishes and eggplants?

21. There is no way out of the mountains and rivers, but it takes no effort at all!

22. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for the rest of his life.

23. Sleep is the best tool to test the teacher’s teaching level.

24. There are no unchanging promises, only endless lies.

25. The 30-degree smile at the corner of your mouth cannot be found in Baidu search.

26. Don’t go that far. Who’s sure you can live to that day?

27. What is your lung capacity? How can you boast so much?

28. I have never been cheated by anyone, because those who cheated me are not human beings.

29. Whether riding a bicycle is fashionable or not depends on whether you are really poor.

30. Sows can actually climb trees when they think so.

31. My ideal is to be a bather for the human soul.

32. Who said tofu can’t kill people? Try frozen tofu next time.

33. The early bird catches the worm, and the early bird catches the worm.

34. People like you can only live for 2 episodes at most in a TV series!

35. If you leave first, don’t blame me for turning my back to you when you turn around.

36. God will definitely forgive me, because that is his profession.

37. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if something happens.

38. The world is so wonderful, but I am so impatient, no, no!

39. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

40. Those who tell the truth are covered in bruises. Those who tell lies are covered in beauty.

41. Serious objection to Phoenix TV inserting TV series during advertisements!

42. Regret means that you lost when you deserved it but didn’t lose it when you deserved to lose.

43. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

44. Happiness is a comparative level. You must have something at the bottom to feel it.

45. Only by looking at others harshly can you see their shamelessness.

46. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money.

47. Your current dreams determine your future, so just sleep a little longer!

48. God said: Don’t forget to bring an umbrella when you go out. I will water the flowers soon.

49. After passing this village, there will be no shop like this. If you eat these buns, you will lose the filling.

50. Only when you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

51. Some idol dramas are very pure, with no acting skills at all.

52. No matter how rotten the mud is, as long as it is turned over to the wall, something will stick to it.

53. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.

54. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

55. Sometimes life is like a computer. If it crashes, it crashes without any discussion.

56. The highest state of a shameless person is to be completely unaware of his shamelessness.

57. When you were born, were you thrown up three times and only caught twice?

58. Asshole is the continuation of dreams, the embodiment of ideals. Cheers to Asshole!

59. If you love me, say it out loud! If you hate me, just hide it in your heart for the rest of your life!

60. God, did you let summer and winter have the same room? What a crazy weather! .

61. My recent work has not been outstanding, my performance has not been outstanding, and my lumbar intervertebral disc has been slightly herniated.

62. Marriage is the tomb of love. If I love too much, I want to sleep in the tomb.

63. There are not many people washing their hearts, but the streets are full of people washing their feet. Virtue is rare and beauty is everywhere.

64. Sleep is an art and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

65. I spend all my time losing weight except eating, and you still say I don’t have perseverance?

66. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be stopped.

67. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

68. Chinese football is April Fool’s Day every day. Spending dozens of dollars to watch a game is fake.

69. The world is like a large claw machine. I only want you through the glass window.

70. If I became the HR manager, the first thing I would do is to promote myself to be the boss.

71. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.

72. The old woman on the Naihe Bridge is already selling Pepsi Cola. How can I forget you?

73. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If you want it to be smooth sailing without ups and downs, you will have to die.

74. I know that there are always banquets in the world, but at least, I want to have a good time at the banquet!

75. A person who knows his tastes is smart in all aspects, a person who knows his fortune is wise enough to protect himself, and a person who knows his reason has a miserable life.

76. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day, but I am still young.

77. The reason why life is short is because you forget it when you are alive and realize it when you die.

78. My name on my girlfriend’s mobile phone is him. After we broke up, I became it.

79. When you are passionately in love, you promise to have a good relationship in the next life. After getting married, you often suspect that it was a bad relationship in the previous life.

80. Those who praise cows do so because they care about milk. Those who praise the sheep do so because they remember the mutton.

81. The only criterion I use to test whether a person is sexy or not is: whether he or she eats too much, and whether the food tastes good or not.

82. Buying a computer but not having broadband is like having all the food and wine prepared but becoming a monk before eating.

83. There is Yan Ruyu in the book. I want to read it because I have had or maintained improper relationships with many women!

84. I want to find a man who looks like King Kong to stand on the tallest building in the United States and masturbate for me.

85. Actually, I don’t know how to tell jokes, but someone always asks me to tell one, and before I tell it, you all laugh.

86. Boss, is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn’t get a penny drop?