Sketches Huang Tupo lines

Guo Da: Oh, look, my son has written from abroad again. (reading the letter) "Hello, Mom and Dad, I have recently obtained my doctorate. I plan to go home with my classmates and your future daughter-in-law to visit the elderly." Oh, look, how fast it is. In a few years, a mountain has grown. The doll inside went to study abroad and not only became a doctor, but also brought my daughter-in-law back to me! Okay, okay...

Cai Ming: (Cai Ming imitates a foreigner's accent, all below) Excuse me, are there people living here?

Guo Da: (surprised) How are you talking? ! The people living here are not humans, is this still a ghost? This is really crazy. Ah, comrade, who are you looking for?

Cai Ming: Hello! (Homophony of English Hello)

Guo Da: Hello? Alas, there is no one with the surname Ha in our area!

Cai Ming: Hello is to say hello and ask how you are doing!

Guo Da: Oh!

Cai Ming: Hello!

Guo Da: Well, hello to you too!

Cai Ming: Hello!

Guo Da: Hello to all of you! Girl, come on, come on...

Cai Ming: OK, OK...

Guo Da: Come in and take a rest

Cai Ming: Oh, thank you!

Guo Da: Oh, girl, are you going to travel here?

Cai Ming: Oh, no, no... Excuse me, is your surname Huang?

Guo Da: Oh, yes! My surname is Huang...Hey, how do you know my surname is Huang?

Cai Ming: Your name is Huangfa.

Guo Da: Oh, you are the one with yellow hair! My name is Golden Hair!

Cai Ming: Golden hair? OK, Dad!

Guo Da: Wrong call! Call me Comrade!

Cai Ming: Gay dad!

Guo Da: Wrong again! Girl, here we can’t call dad a gay, and this gay may not necessarily be the dad.

Cai Ming: Dad! (Hold Guo Da in his arms)

Guo Da: What are you doing?

Cai Ming: This is me expressing my feelings.

Guo Da: Are you expressing your feelings as soon as we meet? Isn't this a hooligan act?

Cai Ming: Dad, I love you!

Guo Da: Ouch, ouch... close the door quickly and let outsiders see it! Who are you?

Cai Ming: I am your wife.

Guo Da: The more you say this, the more outrageous it becomes! I have a wife, why do I want to get involved? !

Cai Ming: Oh, I'm sorry, I am, I am... Oh, I am your child's wife

Guo Da: What? You, you are my daughter-in-law?

Cai Ming: YES! (Guo Da heard YES as the death of his father, as follows)

Guo Da: Huh? Yes, his grandfather is dead, and has been dead for several years, but the problem is...my daughter-in-law is my son's classmate!

Cai Ming: I am his classmate

Guo Da: Are you his classmate? Then...then why hasn't my son come back yet?

Cai Ming: Oh, he is in Beijing. He asked me to come back first and give you a sudden blow!

Guo Da: A blow? ! Oh, are you trying to say that you want me to be suddenly happy?

Cai Ming: YES!

Guo Da: Yes, his father is dead. He has been dead for several years! You said you are my daughter-in-law? So let me ask you, what is my son’s name?

Cai Ming: Huangtu Slope

Guo Da: What is my name?

Cai Ming: Golden Hair

Guo Da: What was the name of his deceased father?

Cai Ming: Yellow River water. I even know the name of your least favorite person.

Guo Da: I really don’t believe it! Who?

Cai Ming: Huang Shiren! (Note: The character in the opera "The White-Haired Girl" once forced Xi'er's father Yang Bailao to death)

Guo Da: Oh, it seems that he has all the information, and this is 80% true...