Funny short message riddle

1. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up her seat? (Answer: There is room in the car)

4. Why does the hospital never accept patients? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital)

Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Answer: Also through shoes and socks)

6. What color are the teeth of babies born to blacks and whites? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)

7. There is a stick. What should I do if I want to shorten it, but I don't want to cut it off, break it off or shorten it? (Answer: Take one that looks like it)

8. How to write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: Roman numerals have no zero)

9. Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf-mute)

10. What English letters do people like to listen to? (Answer: CD)

What is the elephant's left ear like? (answer: right ear)

12. In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? (Answer: Both of them are blank)

13. What is the earliest surname of China people? (a: surname list)

14. Iron will rust if left outside. What about gold? (answer: it will be stolen)

15. When is1+2 not equal to 3? (Answer: When the calculation is wrong)

16. Two people share five apples. What is the fairest? (answer: squeezed into juice)

17. Xiao Zhang was driving and accidentally hit a telephone pole. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? (answer: small hearse)

18. A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? (Answer: Run after the mouse)

19. What is the longest nose and the second longest nose in the zoo? (Answer: Elephant)

20. Why can't you see your footprints when you walk on the beach? (Answer: Walk backwards)

2 1. Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

22. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".

23. Go to the toilet and type the name of a Hong Kong woman, Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok).

24. What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)

25. Four people are playing mahjong in the room. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.

26. What is the name of God's child? Answer: I have a gift (born with it)

27. What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

28. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.

29. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold, one squatting in the pigsty, playing an idiom cadence (reason: one sheep squatted wrong).

30. A mother gave birth to conjoined twins, and her sister's name was Mary. What's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)

3 1. When do you want soda? When you are lonely, because who will you think of when you are lonely? (soda water)

32. How to make the sparrow quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: silence.

33. Do sheep call eagles to play idioms? Yang follows yin and disobeys (sheep telephone eagle feed)

34. What kind of bat doesn't have to rest? Make an idiom, slovenly.

35. A dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge. Why play an idiom? Never forgets anything (Wang)

36. What do African cannibals eat? mankind

37. One day, the chief fell ill and the doctor made him a vegetarian. What did he eat? vegetables

38. Who will help you eat when you are full? Flying dragon in the sky (supplement)

39. A triangle tree was sent to the North Pole for planting. What's its name? trigonometric function

40. What is Qu Yuan's wife's surname? Watsons