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Make a beautiful wish, wish you a merry Christmas, send you a wonderful feeling, wish you a merry Christmas, send you a beautiful gift, and wish you a sweet smile!

The messenger of the night of peace will report peace to you and let beauty and happiness accompany you through this life.

Say in Chinese: Merry Christmas! Say in English: Merry Christmas! Say in my heart: when can I receive the Christmas present I want?

I think of you first, and I love you first. Let's spend Christmas together for the first time. Merry Christmas, baby.

Santa Claus laughs at me, boys and girls laugh at me, parents laugh at me, and people who read text messages giggle.

The present for you is too heavy for the deer cart to pull, so I have to send it myself. Remember to wait for me, wait for me to say … Merry Christmas!

There's something I've been afraid to tell you, but today is Christmas, and if I don't say it again, I won't have a chance: in fact, you look so cute, just like Santa Claus!

If you are alone now, I wish you a merry Christmas; If it's two people, it's also merry Christmas; If there is a group, please tell me where you are.

If you haven't received my Christmas present this year, it must be because-there is a hole in your sock!

Recently, a mobile phone virus code-named "Merry Christmas" is becoming popular. If you are unfortunate enough to receive a short message containing such characters, please throw away your mobile phone immediately to avoid infection. ?

Merry Christmas! I want to hold your hand because I have held your hand. Give you happiness, give you happiness and love you forever!

I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. In the romantic Christmas, my chance finally came-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry!

Since you read this message, make a wish every day. By February 25th, 12, you will definitely realize a wish you made at the beginning.

Snowflakes falling on the Christmas tree bring you a rich coming year; The swaying gifts on the Christmas tree reflect your bright smiling face.

The Christmas tree is lit, countless stars are lit, your name is written in the sky, and when the meteor passes by, my thoughts and blessings are taken away.

Honey, I really want to shrink it so that I can wear your Christmas socks. I think I must be the Christmas present you want most!

Your voice and smile are the best gifts from Santa Claus. Would you like to call me?

The Christmas flowers are in your hand, the Christmas hat is on your head, and it is hidden in the Christmas package. When will the Christmas goddess come?

Don't praise you with fire-like passion; I don't need sweet words to praise you. Only on this Christmas Eve, I say to you-I wish you peace!

On this Christmas, I have only one thing to tell you: I will come to see you on an empty stomach after work today!

Don't just wait, Santa won't come this year because he was scared by your smelly socks last year!

A short message, there is so much concern, just because it carries a deep blessing, take care of your friends.

Christmas is a foreign holiday, of course, you should send some foreign gifts ... I just sent you a computer virus email from America. Did you get it?

Santa Claus: What day is it today? Elf: Today is Christmas! Santa Claus: Alas! That's terrible. I have to work overtime again. I hate this day!

I don't need any expensive gifts or solemn vows. I just need your sweet smile as my most precious Christmas present this year!

I gave you a present from Santa Claus. Remember to ask him!

Recently, terrorists are rampant. In order to confuse the enemy, the relevant departments decided to exchange the church bell with the fire alarm signal. Please pay attention during Christmas!

Wine, candles and a big meal, what a perfect Christmas?

Son, I'm Santa Claus. I have a Christmas present for you. What ..... Don't you have a chimney? Don't buy yet!

Friendship is red wine, let's cherish it! Friendship is beer, let's have a few sips at Christmas!

Tender Christmas love, deep kiss. A long rose and a glass of wine.

Dear, you are brighter than the stars on the Christmas tree, and you are cuter than the reindeer, but can you shave off your beard? I don't want you to look like Santa Claus!

Listen! Santa's bell, go out and have a look! Why did you come back so soon? What? It's a garbage man!

Holy Christmas Eve, glorify the great kindness of the Lord, and be grateful for working together; Holy Christmas Eve, praise God's grace together, and let our hearts be sealed with each other forever.

I assure you that my feelings for you are as pure as the snow on Christmas Eve-if it doesn't snow this Christmas, the validity of this guarantee will be extended to 65438+February 25, 2002.

The festival is coming. I want to give you something. I want to know what you are missing. What ... virtue!

I told you not to give me a Christmas present, but you insisted on giving it. Well, don't spend too much money. The mink coat we saw in the mall last time will do.

You and I met on this Christmas night, and I want to tell you a thousand words. Throw yourself into my arms and love you forever.

You are a snowflake in the sky and I am a kitten on the ground. You tease me in the sky and I chase you on the ground.

On Christmas Eve, I made a fire, hung up my socks and prepared for my arrival-I was covered with chimney dust.

No gifts, no gifts, a friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and I only drink pure water when I drink water.

Christmas is here! Everyone should take care of flowers and plants, and don't buy a Christmas tree!

Christmas is coming, please accept my apology: in the past year, I "valued sex more than friends", and I promise I will never do it again.

In order to give you a gift, our family bought 200 Jin less Chinese cabbage this winter!

When you come to my house for dinner at Christmas, you must go-take good care of the food and bring your own food and drinks!

Why did you get up? Open your eyes! I climbed into your bed last night and hid a very special gift under my pillow!

Bring your smiling face and appetite, plus my blessing and wine, let's celebrate God's birthday together!

Snow-capped winter, white Christmas, romantic night, you and I embrace each other!

Thank God for letting me have you. We witnessed each other at the church gate. Let Santa Claus bless us!

Today is a holiday. What gift should I give my boss? Shredded squid, nutritious snacks! Do you dare?

I'm Santa Claus. If you want anything, please send me a message on Tom's website.

Remember that crazy Christmas in college? Do you want to get addicted again? This is the day when the Gang of Four got together!

May you enjoy all the happiness you expect, and every little thing can bring you sweet feelings and endless happiness. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, send the gift to the SMS reader quickly, or you will be restless on Christmas Eve, do you hear? Don't laugh, you idiot!

You are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy, Merry Christmas. Oh?

What happened? What's the matter with you? Right? What I bring you is-happiness!

A string of sincere wishes and an extraordinary heart are sent to your heart in a deer cart of love!

The messenger of Christmas Eve reports peace to you, and let this peaceful melody accompany you through the night.

Romantic Christmas is coming. May your love and mine be more and more like Christmas. Merry Christmas! Honey.

May the light of Christmas shine on you every day, and may sunshine and flowers fill your life journey!

Santa Claus said he would put presents in our socks this year. So, you should go to Christmas Eve with me.

The wind blew intoxicating bells. I wish you peace and happiness and all your wishes come true!

I wish you a merry Christmas with my thoughts and warm wishes.

The warm atmosphere of Christmas Eve: the halo, bell, light and shadow of the moon and my little greeting card; It conveys the message of the festival: holiness, harmony and peace.

Countless Christmas wishes, friendship, happy memories, human affection and the warmth of heaven have finally brought us all.

A little Christmas card expresses my warm greetings and wishes you a happy and sweet New Year.

Snow on the Christmas tree falls quietly, and the melodious bell in the distance opens your heart and my heart, allowing love to spread all over the world.

What is Merry Christmas? Not the happy sunshine, nor the chirping of birds; This is a happy thought and a happy smile, a warm and loving greeting.

Let's spread Christmas bells all over the world, and let's spread love and praise all over the world. ?

Deep blessings, friendship and thoughts turn into a gift and stay in your heart. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!

I would like to turn into snowflakes and gently fall on the Christmas tree to send you warm wishes; I would like to turn into a melodious bell on Christmas Eve to bring you peace greetings.

The twinkling fluorescence in the starry sky is surrounded by colorful beautiful dreams. Put your hands together and wish all your wishes can come true in front of you.

It is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to stay under the starry sky until a star is touched by me, breaks through the sky and puts it on your pillow with my blessing. I wish you happiness forever!

This charming Christmas, you hid at home and laid eggs, a pile of dinosaur eggs and a small egg. Happy egg laying, pig!

Christmas Eve.

Make a beautiful wish, wish you a merry Christmas, send you a wonderful feeling, wish you a merry Christmas, send you a beautiful gift, and wish you a sweet smile!

The messenger of the night of peace will report peace to you and let beauty and happiness accompany you through this life.

Say in Chinese: Merry Christmas! Say in English: Merry Christmas! Say in my heart: when can I receive the Christmas present I want?

I think of you first, and I love you first. Let's spend Christmas together for the first time. Merry Christmas, baby.

Santa Claus laughs at me, boys and girls laugh at me, parents laugh at me, and people who read text messages giggle.

The present for you is too heavy for the deer cart to pull, so I have to send it myself. Remember to wait for me, wait for me to say … Merry Christmas!

There's something I've been afraid to tell you, but today is Christmas, and if I don't say it again, I won't have a chance: in fact, you look so cute, just like Santa Claus!

If you are alone now, I wish you a merry Christmas; If it's two people, it's also merry Christmas; If there is a group, please tell me where you are.

If you haven't received my Christmas present this year, it must be because-there is a hole in your sock!

Recently, a mobile phone virus code-named "Merry Christmas" is becoming popular. If you are unfortunate enough to receive a short message containing such characters, please throw away your mobile phone immediately to avoid infection. ?

Merry Christmas! I want to hold your hand because I have held your hand. Give you happiness, give you happiness and love you forever!

I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. In the romantic Christmas, my chance finally came-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry!

Since you read this message, make a wish every day. By February 25th, 12, you will definitely realize a wish you made at the beginning.

Snowflakes falling on the Christmas tree bring you a rich coming year; The swaying gifts on the Christmas tree reflect your bright smiling face.

The Christmas tree is lit, countless stars are lit, your name is written in the sky, and when the meteor passes by, my thoughts and blessings are taken away.

Honey, I really want to shrink it so that I can wear your Christmas socks. I think I must be the Christmas present you want most!

Your voice and smile are the best gifts from Santa Claus. Would you like to call me?

The Christmas flowers are in your hand, the Christmas hat is on your head, and it is hidden in the Christmas package. When will the Christmas goddess come?

Don't praise you with fire-like passion; I don't need sweet words to praise you. Only on this Christmas Eve, I say to you-I wish you peace!

On this Christmas, I have only one thing to tell you: I will come to see you on an empty stomach after work today!

Don't just wait, Santa won't come this year because he was scared by your smelly socks last year!

A short message, there is so much concern, just because it carries a deep blessing, take care of your friends.

Christmas is a foreign holiday, of course, you should send some foreign gifts ... I just sent you a computer virus email from America. Did you get it?

Santa Claus: What day is it today? Elf: Today is Christmas! Santa Claus: Alas! That's terrible. I have to work overtime again. I hate this day!

I don't need any expensive gifts or solemn vows. I just need your sweet smile as my most precious Christmas present this year!

I gave you a present from Santa Claus. Remember to ask him!

Recently, terrorists are rampant. In order to confuse the enemy, the relevant departments decided to exchange the church bell with the fire alarm signal. Please pay attention during Christmas!

Wine, candles and a big meal, what a perfect Christmas?

Son, I'm Santa Claus. I have a Christmas present for you. What ..... Don't you have a chimney? Don't buy yet!

Friendship is red wine, let's cherish it! Friendship is beer, let's have a few sips at Christmas!

Tender Christmas love, deep kiss. A long rose and a glass of wine.

Dear, you are brighter than the stars on the Christmas tree, and you are cuter than the reindeer, but can you shave off your beard? I don't want you to look like Santa Claus!

Listen! Santa's bell, go out and have a look! Why did you come back so soon? What? It's a garbage man!

Holy Christmas Eve, praise the mercy of the Lord and thank you for your cooperation. Holy Christmas Eve, praise God's grace together, and let our hearts be sealed with each other forever.

I assure you that my feelings for you are as pure as the snow on Christmas Eve-if it doesn't snow this Christmas, the validity of this guarantee will be extended to 65438+February 25, 2002.

The festival is coming. I want to give you something. I want to know what you are missing. What ... virtue!

I told you not to give me a Christmas present, but you insisted on giving it. Well, don't spend too much money. The mink coat we saw in the mall last time will do.

You and I met on this Christmas night, and I want to tell you a thousand words. Throw yourself into my arms and love you forever.

You are a snowflake in the sky and I am a kitten on the ground. You tease me in the sky and I chase you on the ground.

On Christmas Eve, I made a fire, hung up my socks and prepared for my arrival-I was covered with chimney dust.

No gifts, no gifts, a friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and I only drink pure water when I drink water.

Christmas is here! Everyone should take care of flowers and plants, and don't buy a Christmas tree!

Christmas is coming, please accept my apology: in the past year, I "valued sex more than friends", and I promise I will never do it again.

In order to give you a gift, our family bought 200 Jin less Chinese cabbage this winter!

When you come to my house for dinner at Christmas, you must go-take good care of the food and bring your own food and drinks!

Why did you get up? Open your eyes! I climbed into your bed last night and hid a very special gift under my pillow!

Bring your smiling face and appetite, plus my blessing and wine, let's celebrate God's birthday together!

Snow-capped winter, white Christmas, romantic night, you and I embrace each other!

Thank God for letting me have you. We witnessed each other at the church gate. Let Santa Claus bless us!

Today is a holiday. What gift should I give my boss? Shredded squid, nutritious snacks! Do you dare?

I'm Santa Claus. If you want anything, please send me a message on Tom's website.

Remember that crazy Christmas in college? Do you want to get addicted again? This is the day when the Gang of Four got together!

May you enjoy all the happiness you expect, and every little thing can bring you sweet feelings and endless happiness. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, send the gift to the SMS reader quickly, or you will be restless on Christmas Eve, do you hear? Don't laugh, you idiot!

You are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy, Merry Christmas. Oh?

What happened? What's the matter with you? Right? What I bring you is-happiness!

A string of sincere wishes and an extraordinary heart are sent to your heart in a deer cart of love!

The messenger of Christmas Eve reports peace to you, and let this peaceful melody accompany you through the night.

Romantic Christmas is coming. May your love and mine be more and more like Christmas. Merry Christmas! Honey.

May the light of Christmas shine on you every day, and may sunshine and flowers fill your life journey!

Santa Claus said he would put presents in our socks this year. So, you should go to Christmas Eve with me.

The wind blew intoxicating bells. I wish you peace and happiness and all your wishes come true!

I wish you a merry Christmas with my thoughts and warm wishes.

The warm atmosphere of Christmas Eve: the halo, bell, light and shadow of the moon and my little greeting card; It conveys the message of the festival: holiness, harmony and peace.

Countless Christmas wishes, friendship, happy memories, human affection and the warmth of heaven have finally brought us all.

A little Christmas card expresses my warm greetings and wishes you a happy and sweet New Year.

Snow on the Christmas tree falls quietly, and the melodious bell in the distance opens your heart and my heart, allowing love to spread all over the world.

What is Merry Christmas? Not the happy sunshine, nor the chirping of birds; This is a happy thought and a happy smile, a warm and loving greeting.

Let's spread Christmas bells all over the world, and let's spread love and praise all over the world.

If the kidney is happy, the egg will be happy, the egg will be happy, the man will be happy, the man will be happy and the woman will be happy. Happy kidney (Christmas)!