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Shareholders' weekend SMS greetings

1, Chopin can't play the sadness of A shares no matter how awesome he is!

2, the wind is rustling and the stock market is cold, and the banknotes are gone forever!

All the memories of this summer are rainstorm, explosion and plunge.

4, the stock market is a shame, it always makes people feel uncomfortable with money, so that investors can't stand it!

Don't worry, it will definitely rebound! It doesn't matter if I continue to fall, because I didn't stock!

6. A stock has a daily limit, and retail investors: it is a good stock, so buy it quickly; Dealer: The fish is hooked. Throw it wildly.

7, securities work is really good, other industries can not compare, when the bull market makes more money, when the bear market gets off work early!

8. No one can run today if it is sentimental and old. If you are drunk today, who are you afraid of falling down?

9. The recent meeting with people started from the horrible stock market, with more than a dozen daily limit boards.

10, I met the richest retail investor in China stock market yesterday. If nothing else, the skill of shoeshine is still great!

1 1. It was said before that there were no stocks that kept rising and no stocks that kept falling, but there was a green stock market.

12, the sky is gray and wild, and this year's stock market is too slim; The water is curved, the road is long, and the quilt cover is unbearable.

13, bookmakers generally buy a stock of more than 100 million yuan, and retail investors generally buy five or six stocks of tens of thousands of yuan.

14, grandma was at the seaside with her grandson, and a grandson of Dalang was swept away. The old man was crying, and another big wave brought his grandson back.

15. In just two months, the young man in the office experienced the baptism of making a small profit, plunging and plunging, and finally grew into a qualified China stockholder.