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Should I let a big old turtle go? Will it be bad luck if I don't go? Psychic?
Turn a few examples:
1, if we are jealous of a man who has made a little money here, we will scold "this man has turtle luck." One day, while fishing for carp, a fisherman somehow caught an old turtle weighing more than 3 kg. The owner of the fish pond said, "This is unlucky. Let it go quickly." The fisherman didn't listen and left the fish pond with the old turtle. The owner of the fish pond scolded, "Dog X will fall to his death if he walks on the road." As a result, on the way home, the fisherman rode his motorcycle and plunged into the pit where the telephone pole had just been unplugged, and died.
2. A fisherman caught six old turtles the day before, and someone saw it and said, "This guy is definitely going to have bad luck." As a result, the fisherman was beaten into a fool with a spade when he had an argument with someone the next day. This is very sad.
3. A fisherman caught an old turtle weighing more than 6 Jin three years ago and kept it at home. Others pay a big price and don't sell it. Three years later, the fisherman saw that the old turtle had lost 3 Jin, so he pitied the old turtle and let it go. On the third day, the fisherman fished where the old turtle was put. As a result, a plastic bag was hung on the hook. He opened it and found 5000 yuan in it.
4, fishing in the reservoir, a fisherman's heart is too hard, and he lost 15 sea poles in one breath. In less than an hour, the bell rang loudly and a fish was hooked. This guy yanked the pole to kill the fish. After more than 40 minutes of confrontation, the fish was finally dragged to the shore. When the fisherman saw that it was not a fish, it was a big old turtle. In a panic, the old turtle climbed up a reef on the shore and let the fisherman.
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