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Short message girlfriend's bedtime story

I love you, honey. Go to sleep.

I most want to hear my boyfriend say this sentence on the phone, but he has never said it, and I am embarrassed to mention him.

Very sweet, very sweet.

Haha, but maybe I can't sleep.

I didn't help you.

Just saying.

Get down to business

1。 When we traveled to the countryside, we were surprised to see an old farmer shoveling grass on the roof of a small hut to feed cattle, so we asked:

"Grandpa, why don't you put the grass for the cow on the ground and let it eat?"

The old farmer said, "This kind of grass is of poor quality. If I put it on the ground, it will despise it. " But I put it on the roof where it can barely reach, and it will eat hard until it eats all the grass.

2. Isn't it ridiculous that a small pillar and a thin chain can hold an elephant weighing 1000 kilograms? But this absurd scene can be seen everywhere in India and Qin. When the elephant was a baby elephant, the elephant tamers tied it to a concrete column or a steel column with chains. No matter how hard the elephant struggled, it could not break free. Elephants gradually get used to not struggling until they grow into elephants and can easily break free from the chains.

3. An old monk, surrounded by a group of devout disciples. On this day, he told his disciples to go to Nanshan to get a load of firewood. The disciples hurried to the river on the hillside, and everyone was dumbfounded. I saw the flood rushing down from the mountain, and I couldn't cross the river to collect firewood in any case. Without success, the disciples were a little depressed. There is only one young monk and master who are calm and stand opposite each other. When the master asked him why, the young monk took an apple out of his arms and handed it to the master, saying that he could not cross the river to collect firewood. When he saw an apple tree by the river, I picked the only apple on it. Later, the young monk became a descendant of the master.

One day, the city zoo found that the kangaroo escaped from the cage, so it held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the height of the cage was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meter to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos were still running outside, so they decided to raise the height to 30 meters again.

I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside the next day. The keeper was very nervous and decided to raise the height of the cage to 100 meters.

One day, giraffes and some kangaroos were chatting. "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage?" ? Asked the giraffe. "It's hard to say. Kangaroo said, "If they continue to forget to close the door!

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