A joke that amuses girls.

1, Frankly speaking, I like you very much, like your eyes, like your happy expression, like the way you walk, like the cuteness of your coquetry, and even like the way you sleep, but what makes me most angry is that you always lose your hair when you can't catch the mouse!

I am above and she is below. I really want it, and she's salivating. Later ..... I was happy and she was in pain. Answer: fishing.

3. Actually, sometimes you can turn off your cell phone, quit social software and not log in to Weibo. Enjoy the peace and open these in a few days. At that time, you will find: root! Ben. Don't! People! Lian! Department! You!

4. oh, my god Please send me a watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't call me, don't send me messages, don't miss me, wish them enough, and then walk on the watermelon skin. . .

The forest is full of trees, and white clothes are better than snow. I sit on my knees, stroking the lyre, and you stand, my only confidant. So, you and I have achieved an eternal story-casting pearls before swine. . .

6. In one's life, life is a business. Some people manage feelings, some people manage interests, some people manage happiness, and some people manage conspiracy. Dude, you're amazing. You are bragging.

7. Being a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. On the novelty of speed theory, it is absolutely the first. Design one in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt!

Over the years, we have had joys and sorrows, walked across the road, bypassed the mountains, ate together and drank soup together. Although you never return my messages, I still remind you for the teacher: Bajie, it's cold, wear a robe when you go out!