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Disgusting love words

1, I pursue you like a mosquito, I accompany you like your shadow, and I need you like walking in the desert. Just because I love you!

2, tears, a kind of painful raindrops, I don't know when it has been in my world. All I know is that my heart ached and I shed blood, all for you.

3. I am a ship! Hold up a white sail and float on the uninhabited sea! When you are lonely, I will swim quietly to the harbor of your heart …

I always think that water is the story of mountains, the sea is the story of sails and the sky is the story of clouds. You are my story, but I don't know if I am your story! I did two things today: breathe and miss you!

5. I miss you every day, miss you at night, dream about you, look at you with my eyes, hold you in my hand and love you in my heart!

6. The sunshine in spring makes love sprout, and the rain and dew in summer make love thrive. White clouds in autumn make love grow wings, and ice and snow in winter make love die.

7. I kissed you as a buccal tablet. It's in your mouth, and your tongue has circled a thousand times. Sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste. I think in my heart, every day is like a year. Once she has it, she wants nothing more!

8, flowers from Shui Piao to the water, a kind of acacia, two kinds of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind.

9. Time is ruthless and people are affectionate. I keep thinking about you. Although I can't meet you, I will miss you and send a message to chat with you. I didn't have a chance to meet you when I built this acacia bridge, so I have to say I miss you!

10, I was drunk when I met you today. Did you find out? I finally found that besides alcohol anesthesia, your breath will also fascinate me!

1 1, I don't know if I really love you, but I know I can't live without you. If the earth is going to be destroyed, then I want to tell you, "you are the only person I want to see."

12, holding your hand, day and night, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, walking through this life, holding your hand forever.

13, you made me taste the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs.

14, send you a blade of grass, never worry; Send you a star, healthy and happy; Send you ten thousand years of bamboo, warm and happy; Send a red apple and always remember me; Send you a flower, may you laugh forever.

15, you are the strongest magnet in the world. When I get close to your magnetic field, there is no possibility of escape. I have been completely captured by you, and I am destined to be intoxicated by you in my life.

16, send you a heart: feel comfortable in the morning, go out smoothly, be careful on the road, be patient, be careful, make friends carefully and sincerely, have confidence in yourself, have love for your lover, care for your family, and most importantly, be happy!

17, send you a missing coat, help you resist the relentless rain, send you a pair of missing gloves, help you relieve your frozen troubles, send you my missing hand, convey my tenderness for you, and stay by your side for me.

18, I really want to be with you, travel all over Qian Shan and all over the world, so that all happy days can be connected in series into our most beautiful memories!

19, the wind says you are a cloud, floating in my dream; The cloud says you are a drop of rain, which falls in my heart; Rain says you are a river, spreading all my memories; I said that you are just a breath of spring, but it covers my four seasons.

20. I am eager to open my eyes in the dark, and your gentle words echo in my ears; I am eager to miss my hand in the air, which can hold your deep affection across thousands of miles!

Disgusting words, disgusting love words

1, the craziest love story

I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, as hot as on the equator.

2. The sweetest love words

I am like the chocolate you sent me, melting in your mouth.

3. The hardest love story

I just want to spread my kiss all over your skin.

4. The most punished love words

Don't charm me with gentle call, don't charm me with Tingting's beautiful image, and don't make me suffer with affectionate eyes.

5. The most direct love words

I tell you: first, I love you; Second, I love you; Third, I still love you ... I love you. ...

6. The most childish love words

I love my wife most. After marriage, I am just a child, a kind and dark child. -Liu Qingyun versus Guo Aiming.

7. The most desperate love words

I found that my love for her can cost me all my reputation, status and even my life. I have a feeling of throwing caution to the wind. -Jet Li vs Nina Li Chi

8. Love words that are most in line with biological laws

The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.

9, the most nonsense love words

Say to a woman I just met: I think I have had a crush on you for a long time. I fell in love with you before you were born.

10, the most eat drink man woman love story.

The rice is in the pot and I am in bed.

1 1, the most imaginative love story

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

12, the most seductive love story

If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

13, the cutest love story

I just wait to lie at your feet, like a puppy who loves you.

14, the most tender love words

Always put a lounge chair for you in the shady garden, and put 10 glass of iced milk where you can reach it.

15, the most unequal love words

Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of me!

I really hope that we can become butterflies, even if only three days in summer are enough ... I get more happiness in these three days than in the usual 50 years.

16, the most plagiarized love story

Once there was a sincere feeling in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. If God gives me another chance, I will say three words to her: I love you. If we must add a deadline to this promise, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

17, the most exaggerated love story

When I love you, I feel the earth moving.

18, the most sensual love story

Who says it's winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.

19, the saddest love story

The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I am by your side, you don't know that I love you! Amy Cheung

The furthest distance in the world is not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that you can't be together when you are clearly in love. -At the end of Epilepsy Sage, Tang Sanzang (Nicholas Tse) tampered with the version.

20. The most practical love words

One thing you may not have noticed is that the toothbrush you gave me has become my pet. Every time I use it, I will use it for the rest of my life unless you give me another one.

Miss you when you are sad, just like miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

2 1, it seems that there is an ant crawling slowly in my heart these days. Itching and uncomfortable, making me cry and laughing, making me happy and worried, how can I not love you!

22. Feelings are so wonderful. I never believe in love at first sight. I began to believe that love at first sight is the light of love.

23. If the world is nearsighted, I would like to stand on a high place, hold your hand and tell you how I feel. If the ears of this world are blocked, I would like to become the wind, pass through your ears and say: I love you!

24. Stupidity is my specialty, and stupidity is my ideal. When stupidity and stupidity are intertwined, it is the most beautiful paradise in my dream! Don't laugh at me, I am so infatuated that I will love you silly until I am old!

25. God said that everyone is a semicircle, and we are looking for another semicircle in this life. I found it, and that's you. You will always be the treasure in my hands until my life.

26, love you for 10,000 years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength!

27. Miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.

28. Wife: I won't kill you or scold you. My plan is to kill you.

29. There is only one name in the world that worries me so much. It is like an invisible thread, with one end firmly tied in my heart and the other in your hand. Dear, I miss you all the time!

30. Although I know that acacia in the distance is very bitter, I still choose acacia; Although I know that the meeting in my dream is very short, I still choose to dream; Although I know it hurts to wait for you, I still choose to wait forever.

3 1, people, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

32. How many stars are there in the sky and how many girls are there in the world? However, there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.

33. I sing a song of missing the ocean. The ocean gives this wish to the sky, and the sky entrusts the flowing clouds to turn into light rain, which gently falls on your window. Do you know why it has changed so much recently? This is all because I miss you.

34. Clouds need clothes, flowers and capacity. I'm thinking your face is red.

35. Think about it, except me, only you are good to me in this world. If you don't want me, who will? The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

36. Recently, my chest hurts. I went to the hospital to take pictures. The doctor saw the film and said there was something on it. When I saw it, it was your name. It turns out that I always keep you in my heart.

37. I am a forest, and you are a bird, chirping happily on my branches; I am a river, you are a small fish, swimming in my waves! We will be together forever and never part!

38. You are my first and last love.

39. I am a vine and you are a tree. The meaning of my life is to cling to you, care for you, care for you and be happy all our lives.

40. You beautiful and lovely bird, where are you taking my heart?

4 1, I implore you deeply; Don't shut me out of your love, I can't lack your love for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be brilliant.

42. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

43. Clouds need clothes, flowers and capacity. I'm thinking your face is red.

44. I must make you the second happiest person in the world-I am already the happiest person because of you!

45. If you are a fish, I would like to catch you with a fishing net. If you are that mountain, I would like to be a river on the side of the mountain, and I would like to walk around you; If you are a steamed stuffed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup, and I want to soak you.

46. You are the wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are a blackboard, I am an eraser, you are a bee, I am a flower, you are Hami, I am a melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide, I will give you all the stars and the moon, as long as you say I love you!

47. Don't trust roses. Roses are expensive and wither easily. If you want to believe, then believe a tear that is higher than 100 degrees Celsius: I love you! As long as you give me a cup of boiled water every day, I can pour it out for you every day.

48. Husband, husband, I love you, just like an old farmer who grows rice, waiting for you carefully. When you slowly become rice, I love you and miss you, I will start planting rice.

49. I dare not say I love you. I am afraid that I will die soon. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that when I die, no one will love you like me!

50. There is only one name in the world, which makes me so concerned, like an invisible thread, one end of which is firmly tied to the tip of my heart and the other end is held in your hand.

5 1, here is a beautiful sea! But no one has come to travel yet! I look forward to your arrival! Make waves in this calm sea!

52. Weather forecast: I miss you sometimes this morning, but I become crazy in the afternoon. It is expected that the mood will drop by 5 degrees. Due to the influence of low pressure, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

Baby, baby, I love you as a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

54. Meimei I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. When I am hungry, you are my bread. When I commit suicide, you are my fruit knife, my heart, my liver and three quarters of my life!

55. I made a wish to God: May you be happy forever. God said no, only four days, I said spring, summer, autumn and winter; God was stunned: two days. I laughed: a dark day; Shenjing: One day! I laugh: every day of my life!

56. I sent a message with gratitude, which brought my thoughts and sincerely connected you and me. In this way, we met a wonderful encounter in this life, and boundless love is boundless. Love you, willing to hold your hand and go straight ahead.

57. When the seawater of your soul is exhausted, my love is your sweet spring. My love is your fragrance when the flowers of your soul wither. My love is your sunshine when you are lost on the road of life.

58. You have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I don't have to eat or sleep every day, but I can't miss you. Please give me a chance to love you!

59. If I could have your stars, I would give up the whole sky. If I can have your shell, I am willing to give up the whole ocean.

60. My dream is to realize all your wishes.

6 1, last night's wind stained a piece of gray sand with white clouds, but I persisted in cultivating and sowing my heart. Even if the fuzzy fields are submerged by gray sand, some green leaves will wake up in the wasteland. That's my heart, a heart that loves you!

62, the new three from the four virtues: the wife must follow when she goes out, the wife obeys orders, and the wife must blindly follow when she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract or no one will want me! ! ! I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations.

64, you are crazy, I am stupid, lingering to toothless!

65. You are a tree, I am a vine, and I am by your side; You are the lamp, I am the oil, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you.

66. I can't see through my heart. I only heard a mysterious voice in my trance. It was the joy and luck when my heart throbbed when I met your face. Touch your chest and listen. Your heart is saying I love you.

67. The most enjoyable thing every day is to miss you, miss you and miss you again.

68. Would you like to write your name on my marriage certificate?

69. Suddenly I hope it's raining all over the world, and I'm the only one by your side, holding an umbrella for you.

70. The more indifferent you are, the more I want to get close to you. The more rational you are, the more I want to love you. No matter where you are, my love will always be with you, every moment.

7 1, if you are by my side, I will marry you; If there is an afterlife, I want you to marry me; If you walk past me, I won't miss you.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Stupid love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly.

73. "May I ask you the way?" "Where to?" "To your heart."

Disgusting text messages, disgusting love words

1, don't you think my heart is so big, it's all for you?

2. Don't allow yourself to bear the sadness. Is my shoulder an ornament?

3, love does not need much, as long as you are enough!

I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you hundreds of millions of times, as warmly as on the equator.

At this moment, I think of you again. Miss you is a kind of sour pain! So I can't call you and tell you, I just want to kiss you with words!

I hope my love is not your bondage. Our love will last forever. I love you.

Dear, having your company in this life is like the sun shining on the earth, which makes me feel warm and happy.

8. A thousand words can't tell you how much I love you; Qianshan, thousands of waters in Qian Shan can't stop my crazy love for you. Baby, we will never be apart.

9. You are my priceless world, and I will never give you up.

10, I'm willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.

1 1, love makes people cry, but if I can stay with you for a lifetime, even if all my tears run dry, I have no regrets!

12, like your smile, like watching you quietly, my sadness flies away like a cloud.

13, baby, I didn't buy roses today. Not that it's not important to you. It's really expensive to sell on the street. If you want to buy, you must wait in line. Sending text messages is the most affordable.

14, wife, thanks to your hard work, you gave birth to such a lovely baby.

15, I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

16, my dream is to realize all your wishes.

17, because of you, the world has become more cheerful, because of you, the society has become more peaceful, and because of you, I have become happier.

18, if I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

19, I want to live such a dull life with you.

20. Happiness means that I love you and then you fall in love with me.

2 1, when night comes, will the sea still be blue? When the sky snows, will the trees still be green? Will I still be happy when you are sad?

22. Come to me when you make up your mind.

23. If you are there forever, I will love you forever.

24. I want to be you, see what you see and love what you love.

25. Sometimes, I just want someone to hug me quietly.

26, I don't know how to write forever, I only know how to write your name, a thousand times and ten thousand times!

27. You are the treasure in my hand.

Look at the baby, I just want to kiss you.

29. I think I will reach an agreement that will make us as happy as tonight all our lives.

30. You are not allowed to stay up late. Staying up late is very tiring, understand? I will feel bad when you are tired.

3 1, you are always so beautiful in your heart.

32, wife, hard work, prepare such a delicious meal for me every day and give me a warm home.

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

I can't declare that I love you just because you are so beautiful.

35. Would you like to write your name on my marriage certificate?

Wife, the happiest thing in my life is to marry you.

You are not allowed to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest with you.

You are not allowed to get up early, and don't get up until I finish breakfast.

I don't know how to love you. Looking at you is my only way.

If I meet you, I will hold you tightly.

4 1, I never want to be rich. It is my only and greatest luxury to walk quietly through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life with the person who loves me and the person I love (you).

42. Loving you is like breathing. Teach me how to stop.

43. No matter how many years and hardships you have experienced, as long as you are in your heart, you are sweet.

44. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

45. The most enjoyable thing every day is to miss you, miss you and miss you again.

46. If I could have your stars, I would give up the whole sky. If I can have your shell, I am willing to give up the whole ocean.

47. There is only one name in the world that worries me so much, like an invisible line, with one end firmly tied to the tip of your heart and the other end in your hand.

48, baby, if I quit, you can be happy, I am willing; If you want me to face it bravely, I want you to be happy because I love you; Because I love you, I have to face everything, baby, I love you!

49. Holding you is a kind of happiness, kissing you is a kind of intoxication, and loving you is an unforgettable one, so I will exchange my life for this feeling!

50. Let my love stay with you forever, no matter whether the wind and rain will never come again. There is no need to promise anything, my heart has been given to you. I just want to be with you in my life.

5 1. Love hides the secret opened for you in the palm of your hand. With the wings of the sky, a sweet and colorful garden is full of clover, because the color of roses comes in the season of meeting.

52. Although our life is poor, because of your existence, I feel full and my life is no longer so lonely. With this concern, I can go up and down the mountain to wait for the sea.

53. There is only one name in the world that worries me so much, like an invisible line, with one end firmly tied to the tip of your heart and the other end in your hand.

54. You are the expectation of my eyes, the direction of my wings, the way home for my soul, the heartbeat I hope when I am awake, and the breath I miss when I am asleep.

55. Time fiddles with your heartstrings and plays the lingering feelings of loving you. No matter day or night, it has never changed and can stand all kinds of experiences. There is only one sentence: forever!

56. I don't miss you because of the change of seasons, I don't miss you because of the distance, I don't alienate you because of busyness, and I don't forget you because of the erosion of time. You will always be the lover in my heart.

Flowers can't help smelling, birds can't help flying, and I can't help thinking about you. The breeze can't help blowing, the flame can't help burning, and I can't help thinking about you.

58. There is no reason to love you. If there is a reason, it is because of your existence. Loving you is not negotiable. If it is negotiable, can I not love you?

59. There is a tacit understanding called soul mate, a feeling called wonderful, a happiness called having you with you, and a yearning called living like years!

You will never see me when I love you the most, because I love you the most only when I can't see you.

A disgusting love story

Who says it's winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.

I am a poor stray cat. Please adopt me home.

3. Don't fascinate me with gentle call, Tingting's beautiful image, and let me suffer with affectionate eyes.

I really hope that we can become butterflies. Even if I only live for three days in summer, I will get more happiness in these three days than in the usual 50 years.

Since you appeared, I know that it is so beautiful to be loved.

6. Is it funny? It's strange not to have you around; Will you accompany me all my life?

7. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

8. Only you know my world.

9. I just want to be with you. I don't want to give others a chance!

10, love you is the theme song of my life, wind, frost, rain and snow are the melody of love you, and this song is repeated every day. I hope to spend every day with you!

1 1, I found that my love for her can cost me all my reputation, status and even my life. I have a feeling of throwing caution to the wind. Jet Li vs Nina Li Chi.

12, I wonder if loving you is a considerate reason?

13, I love my wife best. After marriage, I am just a child, a kind and dark child. Liu Qingyun versus Guo Aiming.

14, I love your heart and it will not change until the end of the world.

15, for you, rain or shine, it remains the same.

16, I love you as pure as crystal, as eternal as diamond, as bright as sunshine and as mysterious as night. I hope you love you as much as I do.

17, I tell you: first, I love you, second, I still love you, third, I still love you, I love you.

18, when I love you, I feel the earth shaking.

19, think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

20. It is my duty to love you, my career, my happiness to take care of you, my blessing to miss you, my warmth to hug you and my happiness to kiss you.

2 1, loving you makes me brave and easy; I miss you calmly, and I am no longer sad. If you hear the call from afar, it's that my heart has flown over Qian Shan.

I want to accompany you to the market every day in the future.

23. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.

24. Give me a small part of your heart and take all of mine!