Teasing and ambiguous humorous sentences

Inflammatory humorous sentences are as follows:

First, you are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and my lover holding hands all my life.

Second, the most romantic and selfish words in the world are: you are mine alone.

Third, the world is so big, I just want to like you. I will give you my first sip of soda, my love letter and my hug in the early morning of October, waiting for you, full of joy and giving it to you for the rest of my life.

I like flowers in spring, trees in summer, dusk in autumn, sunshine in winter, and you every day.

Let you see, I didn't deliver the tenderness to you, just hiding in the boundless small universe.

I really want to have a long future with you. I really want to get everyone's blessing with you. I really want to accompany you through life and live up to each other.

Seven, the Milky Way is bright and the sun is clean. Of all the beautiful beings in the world, whether alive or dead, I love you the most forever.

Eight, my greatest self-confidence is inferiority. Since I met you, even my most confident inferiority complex is no longer so confident.

Love can't be hidden. I think when you are old, I can't walk any further. I will grin and say to you, you see, I have liked you all my life.

Ten, a gentleman aims at a distance, not greedy for children. But you are my ambition and the only battle I want to win.